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RustyNova , in xkcd #2916: Machine

NONONONO- NOT BALLS MACHINES! I CAN'T GET OUT! MUST. WATCH. BALLS...

funnystuff97 ,

Randall has somehow weaponized my love for the Blue Ball Machine. He is a threat to us all.

mangaskahn ,

Nerd sniped. ^^

THE_MASTERMIND , in xkcd #2894: Research Account

ULTP: Just point out opponents grammer or typos instant win.

meowgenau ,

Grammar*

THE_MASTERMIND ,

See

PunnyName ,

My grammer died from COVID

WhiteHawk ,

My grammar died from covid

SomeBoyo ,

My grammer died from corvid

THE_MASTERMIND ,

Covid*

ItsAFake ,
@ItsAFake@lemmus.org avatar
OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Reminds me of this meme.

To be clear I don't care about the argument at all, only memes.:-D

PunnyName ,

A respectable position to take.

ben_dover ,

my grammer died from morbius

IndefiniteBen ,

You really are an Unethical Life Tip Pro.

dave ,
@dave@feddit.uk avatar

… opponent’s … typos—instant win.

jerrythegenius ,
@jerrythegenius@lemmy.world avatar

Did you mean "for an instant win"?

kometes , in xkcd 2879: Like This One
@kometes@lemmy.world avatar

Computer simulations, like this one.

sanguinepar , in xkcd #2916: Machine
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

That's amazing. Possibly the cleverest thing I've ever seen on XKCD, and I don't say that lightly.

What a fun tool, and I was embarrassingly proud to finally solve my first section!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f33294fc-a755-4756-9abd-fb17b3da1f2d.jpeg

ValiantDust ,

Wow, yours looks much more difficult than mine. I just had red balls coming out on top and having to leave at the bottom. Guess I'll try another one.

cron ,

Same for me. I was wondering if there is another difficulty or so

sanguinepar ,
@sanguinepar@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, it was really tricky, I had to start again like 5 times!. Then the next one was like you describe, just one colour, one entrance at the top one exit at the bottom :-)

where_am_i ,

ah, genius probabilistic sorting!

starman ,
@starman@programming.dev avatar

xkcd machine that separates balls

That's my submission. Balls get separated by sword and this anti-gravitational thingy

Trabic , in xkcd #2910: The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald

Is this comic considered a hate crime in Canada?

AlligatorBlizzard ,

I'm pretty sure it is in Minnesota.

Pronell ,

I'm a Minnesotan that just sent this to like a dozen people.

I sang the comic!

Trabic ,

Canadians, find this southerner. This is the type of thing the Geneva Checklist is for!

Jarix ,

No frack you this is hilarious and awesome!

mildbeard ,

Wait, is he implying that Gordon Lightfoot is not an awesome songwriter?

Jarix ,

When you said he did you refer to Randall or Trabic?

hperrin , in xkcd #2893: Sphere Tastiness

One can only predict that rabbit poop is delicious.

jawa21 ,

My dog seems to agree with this sentiment.

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Rabbits seem to enthusiastically agree as well

Willy ,

I have many rabbits near me. I also have many rabbit poops. I have never observed rabbits eating poop in the wild. Are your rabbits special?

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

Rabbits have two kinds of poop: the hard little Cocoa Pebble looking ones and the soft glossy cluster-of-grapes looking ones. The former have been fully digested, the latter are designed to be eaten again to extract more nutrients.

Willy ,

I have to assume your are serious. that's disgusting. TIL. btw, are there any other animals you know of that do similar? do they always eat their shits or just when fresh food is scarce? I love that you used the word “designed”. what a glorious Lord that designed an animal and declared “you shall be gifted the ability to eat the same thing twice; second time not as nice”

agamemnonymous ,
@agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works avatar

It's always, it's a solution to the high-fiber low-nutrient herbivorous diet they have. Larger herbivores tend to have longer digestive tracts, rabbits use cecotropes. Designed was just shorthand for it being a regular function of their body and not some fluke of desperation.

randomaccount43543 OP , in xkcd #2949: Network Configuration
xantoxis ,

Thanks, I really needed it this time.

Apparently this isn't how I do network configuration.

ZDL ,
@ZDL@ttrpg.network avatar

This is one of those times when even having it explained doesn't make things any more comprehensible.

TheImpressiveX , in xkcd #2946: 1.2 Kilofives
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

Alt-text:

'Oh yeah? Give me 50 milliscore reasons why I should stop.'

schnurrito OP ,

Thanks, added to OP. First time posting to this sub and didn't notice that others were posting the alt text to their OPs.

ornery_chemist , in xkcd #2907: Schwa

Don't a lot of these use the "strut" vowel (/ʌ/) and not schwa (/ə/) per se?

My transcription would be

/wʌts ʌp? wʌz dʌg gənə kʌm? dʌg lʌvz bɹʌntʃ. nʌʔʌ dʌgz stʌk kəz əv ə tʌnəl əbstɹʌkʃən. ə tɹʌk dʌmpt ə tʌn əv ʌnjənz. ʊχ./

TheBananaKing ,

You use the same vowel for 'what' as you do for 'up'?

:confused Australian noises:

mihnt ,
@mihnt@lemmy.world avatar

whut?

WoahWoah ,

Oh you're Australian. Yeah, most dialects in the US say "what" and "up" with a schwa.

Wut up. The 'u' vowel sound in "up" is the same one in "what" in most American dialects.

The schwa is the same vowel sound in duzza. Wuzza uppa.

ornery_chemist ,

yup

lugal ,

They merge in many accents merge these two sounds as Dr Geoff Lindsey explains here.

ornery_chemist , (edited )

Thank you for reminding me of this channel, I'd forgotten about it.

Interesting about the merging. Schwa has always been weird for me because in my dialect it can be many sounds. I grew up saying "obstruction" as [ʌbstɹʌkʃɪn] like those around me. Then I hit grade school and was told by a straight-faced teacher that both the first and last syllables in this and similar words were schwas while pronouncing them differently :)

ornery_chemist ,

The point about stress is interesting. I've been playing with pronouncing the phrase, and almost everything tends toward [ɐ] when I speak the syllables one at a time, even the ones I marked with and pronounce as a schwa in normal speech. The notable exceptions are the final schwas in "obstruction" and "onions", which tend toward [ɪ], and the -nel of "tunnel", which is something like [nɫ] (vocalic ɫ) ~ [nəɫ].

TheBananaKing ,

Australian version is similar:

/wɒts ʌp? wʌz dʌg gənə kʌm? dʌg lʌvz bɹʌntʃ. nʌʔʌ dʌgz stʌk kəz ɒv ə tʌnəl ɒbstɹʌkʃən. ə tɹʌk dʌmpt ə tʌn ɒv ʌnjənz. əχ./

nonfuinoncuro ,

Dann y'all are good at IPA

One day I'll learn it, after I learn the NATO phonetic alphabet, dvorak typing, and Morse code.

captainlezbian ,

Start with dvorak. It’ll ruin you best. You’ll be that person to your it department

ornery_chemist ,

It helps when most of the vowels are the same and most other letters match their English counterparts lol.

In case you get the urge to learn sooner:

Here are some quick refs for consonants and vowels in English (RP = received pronunciation (a standardized form of English from the UK), GA = General American). Wikipedia pages for specific English dialects (e.g., Australian English) also contain a bunch of word/IPA pairs. Here are audio charts for vowels and consonants.

Creddit , in xkcd #2891: Log Cabin

This would make a really cool art installation where you start at the top of a multistory building and keep walking through and turning right before going downstairs to the next room where you walk through and turn right before going downstairs to the next room... Etc etc.

If all the furniture got progressively smaller as the walls and ceilings progressively closed in, it would feel just like this picture.

Or you could leave everything the same size and it would still make for a surreal experience going down, through, right, down, through, right, etc until popping out into the street - at that last set of stairs you'd be certain the door in front of you would lead straight into the identical living room from every other floor. Seeing the street instead would be a real mindfuck.

MicrowavedTea ,

If you exclude the progressively smaller furniture I think I've been to some IKEAs that felt like this.

WeirdAlex03 ,
@WeirdAlex03@lemmy.zip avatar

That's been well-documented already

GojuRyu ,

I had a hope for that link and I was not disappointed

Simon ,
@Simon@aussie.zone avatar

Reminds me of this music video by bonobo
https://youtu.be/ebzEEEdjHj0?si=AkBjTe3O_wBPQCcH

Wav_function ,

That was wild thanks

HardlyCrabbing ,
@HardlyCrabbing@lemmy.world avatar

Your post gave me the same vibes as House of Leaves did

Gork , in xkcd #2884: Log Alignment

Apply the video version to your Zoom background for the perfect Max Headroom look and feel.

OpenHammer6677 , in xkcd 2879: Like This One

Oooh I'm definitely gonna use this:

I'm a sound engineer, I deal with sound waves like this one

papalonian ,

proceeds to scream

akincisor ,
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Persen , in xkcd #2948: Electric vs Gas

Gas engines have decent range. Gas engines are cheaper (as the electric engine prices are artificially inflated, just look at Chinese prices), with gas engines you can listen to the sound of the engine to diagnose problems before they occur, batteries don't degrade (you still have car batteries, but when they degrade, you can still drive a car for as long as with the new battery. You can refuel it in a couple of seconds. Anyone can make one sided arguments. There isn't a best thing for everything.

Cethin , (edited )

The reason why you may be able to diagnose an ICE by sound is because they're complex. That's not a positive. An electric motor has just a few moving parts. If it goes bad you don't really need to work to figure it out and fix it.

The rest of the arguments can be made, but as you imply they're disingenuous. The sound one is just not a benefit at all.

TauZero ,

I was apprehensive about EVs but the first time I rode in one I immediately fell in love with it. I get carsick easily, and the super-smooth ride without the chug-chug-chug of an internal combustion engine made the experience surprisingly much more pleasant for me. I do not use a car, but if I had to buy one, I don't think I could ever stomach an ICE again knowing that this alternative is available.

limelight79 ,

Chug-chug-chug? Are you sure you weren't in a steam locomotive?

TauZero ,

I knew that motion sickness is triggered by frequent starts and stops and frequent turns, but even I was not aware of how big a contribution the engine vibration makes until I got to experience a ride without it.

SpaceCadet ,
@SpaceCadet@feddit.nl avatar

At a stretch, I guess you could say that a battery that's going bad doesn't make a sound.

But yes, electric motors are way more reliable than internal combustion engines and objectively superior. You would never use an ICE over an EE for any application where you have a reliable supply of electricity.

sudoku ,

electric cars are expensive, the engines are pretty cheap.

FleetingTit ,

just look at Chinese prices

The prices of chinese EVs are artificially deflated! They heavily subsidize their EV manufacturing sector.

Persen ,

What about the european electric car prices in china?

Aux ,

In which world electric motors are more expensive than combustion engines?

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

The EV motors are cheaper but we need to include the battery. An empty gas tank does not cost much. An uncharged car battery is pretty expensive.

Aux ,

You're moving goalposts. Electric motors are cheaper. The end.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

The motor yes. But an electric car does not move with a motor only.

By just calculating the motor we are making up cost comparisons that do not reflect the actual cost of the car.

Aux ,

Are you having trouble understanding the English language? The OP clearly stated the following:

Gas engines are cheaper

Which is patently false.

aniki ,

Then why are EVs priced higher than ICE?

Aux ,

For other reasons.

aniki ,

Either they are priced higher or they aren't. They are priced higher and as such I won't be buying one anytime soon. Not until they are a decade old on their original batteries.

Aux ,

Do you also have English language comprehension issues?

aniki ,

Gas engines are cheaper

Yeah, I understand perfectly that you're hilariously wrong. My car is paid off. It's just maintenance at this point. How is that going to be more expensive than buying an EV?

Aux ,

Go back to school.

homicidalrobot ,

Reddit moment. You're right, but you let this guy frustrate you into responding to the same nonsense multiple times in a row, and some people thought you were being mean.

Honytawk ,

What does EV and ICE have to do with comparing electric motors to gas motors?

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

I think you are having trouble understanding the English language. Most people have heard of a thing called context.

“A programmer is going to the store and his wife tells him to buy a gallon of milk, and if there are eggs, buy a dozen. So the programmer goes shopping, does as she says, and returns home to show his wife what he bought. But she gets angry and asks, ‘Why’d you buy 13 gallons of milk?’ The programmer replies, ‘There were eggs!’”

Now as we are describing car types one with a gas and one with an electric engine, and comparing their prices, maybe put the LLM context tokens slightly higher before responding.

Aux ,

No, the OP didn't say a word about cars. Learn to read please.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

Once again you appear incapable of understanding context. The explain XKCD article might be of help.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/2948:_Electric_vs_Gas

Aux ,

Learn to read.

Linkerbaan ,
@Linkerbaan@lemmy.world avatar

No

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then_three_more ,

Range anxiety is largely a perception thing. The vast majority of car journeys are well within the range of an EV, you just need to get in the habit of plugging in like you would your phone. For journey's long enough for it to be more than a single charge you really should be stopping for more than a few seconds anyway as you need recharging.

bufalo1973 ,
@bufalo1973@lemmy.ml avatar

After all, it's recommended to stop before reaching 400 km or 3 hours. And now EVs have that range or close to it.

SpaceCadet ,
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you just need to get in the habit of plugging in like you would your phone

Yeah but not everyone lives in suburbia with ample plug-in options available to them. Where I live the street-side charging spots are usually occupied, and the parking spot that I rent has no charging.

For journey’s long enough for it to be more than a single charge you really should be stopping for more than a few seconds anyway as you need recharging.

True to some extent, I have to check my travel logs but I do feel like stopping for an hour every 300km or so is longer and much more often than I would normally stop on long road trips. My (diesel) car has a range of well over 1000km so often I stop for only 15 minutes for a coffee and to stretch my legs, or just for a restroom stop and a driver swap. We usually plan just one big stop (1h) for dinner. Most destinations I've been to I could reach without refueling at all.

There's also the issue of contention for charging spots. On gas stations near the big highways towards popular destinations you often already have to queue to get gas. This will become worse when EVs become common place and people occupy a charging spot for an hour instead of a fuel pump for 30 seconds to top up.

Little anecdote: every year around the holiday season, there are several company wide e-mails from EV driving co-workers requesting to swap cars (with a co-worker who has a CE car) to go on holiday. So I think the practical experience may not be as rosy as you paint it.

Maalus ,

Okay, but it is still jumping through hoops which doesn't exist with gas cars. What if I have 3 people driving, like in a road trip? You can't continuously drive after refueling anymore. It isn't just a perception thing, it absolutely requires planning and stops you wouldn't take otherwise.

then_three_more , (edited )

jumping through hoops which doesn't exist with gas cars.

You have to physically drive to a different location to get petrol. That's a hoop. Just because you're used to it doesn't mean it's not there.

What if I have 3 people driving, like in a road trip? You can't continuously drive after refueling anymore. It isn't just a perception thing, it absolutely requires planning and stops you wouldn't take otherwise.

It is a perception. The vast majority of trips this won't be an issue. In the once in a bluemoon that you'll be driving more than the range of the car, yes, it could be. This is where it's perception. People seem to think that they'll run commuting to work or half the journeys they take will be affected. Whereas it's really really rare.

Maalus ,

So what you are saying is "I don't care about the points you raised" essentially. I said specifically "hoops that don't exist with gas cars" not "gas cars don't have hoops to jump through". Electric cars have issues with trips longer than their range, which you then need to charge for a very long time compared to just refueling the gas car.

then_three_more , (edited )

Sorry about the hoops issues, I clearly slightly misread

However, two can play at being pedantic. I addressed your point about range anxiety before you even made it. As I said originally it is largely perception. I even went as far as to agree with you that in the 0.000001% of journeys you identified it would be an issue.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You're arguing in favor of quickly swappable batteries.

China's got your back.

https://hbr.org/2024/05/how-one-chinese-ev-company-made-battery-swapping-work

frezik ,

It's not going to work out. Battery connections need to be standardized across manufacturers, which is a lot more complicated than standardizing a plug. The garages to do swaps are a lot more complicated than chargers. It forces certain decisions on battery placement, which cuts out things like integrating the battery into the frame to save weight.

Charger deployment has raced ahead. We need a lot more of them to support the EVs we already have, and need even more for the EVs that are going to be purchased over the next decade. Switching over to swapping would send the EV market into whiplash that just isn't necessary.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I'm not understanding your "it can't be standardized if it's too complicated" argument. That hasn't seemed to have been a big issue for, for example, computer motherboards.

frezik ,

Motherboard standardization is not even close to comparable.

You have to standardize the dimensions and unlatching mechanism of a huge battery out from under the car and latching a new one in. It has to support a battery that weighs around 2 tons. This isn't just a matter of scaling up a AA battery connector. And then you have to convince all, or at least most, of the manufacturers to do that in order for network effects to help the process. Since we've had to do a lot before manufactures settled on a plug design, we're not likely to do the same for batteries.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

And then you have to convince all, or at least most, of the manufacturers to do that in order for network effects to help the process.

Yes, that is how standardization works.

Since we’ve had to do a lot before manufactures settled on a plug design, we’re not likely to do the same for batteries.

Unless it's regulated for them to do so. Time for the EU to step up.

jacksilver ,

A counterpoint to that is things like batteries, ram, motherboards, etc. in laptops (and pretty much every other device that uses rechargeable batteries). The fact is that for better designs the batteries are probably not going to be easily standardized in electric cars (also kills innovation).

PC motherboards aren't trying to use the least amount of space possible, because desktops can be large. The same isn't true with cars, the space matters.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Notebooks can be small. Those motherboards are also using standardized elements.

This is just silly defeatism.

Persen ,

Wow, that would actually make electric cars viable for more, than just an expensive city car.

frezik ,

You jump through all sorts of hoops with gas cars. We've all made it part of the habits of our lives and don't think about them, but they're absolutely there.

Solemn ,

I'd honestly love to just plug in every night instead of having to spend time getting gas every week. Sure it's only a few minutes, but that's probably a few hours of my life every year. Getting an electric vehicle and renting cars for road trips would honestly make much more sense for me.

Unfortunately, it looks like it'd be financially irresponsible for me to buy an electric car right now while I still have a perfectly functional ICE car.

Test_Tickles ,

Range anxiety is not just about a single trip. You are assuming that not only will we all be able to just charge whenever and wherever we park our cars, but that we'll never fail to do so. You also assume that only one person will be driving the car.
If I forget to plug in my phone it's not a big deal. I can just plug it in on the way to work or bring a battery pack. And it is not uncommon for my kid to bring our car home on empty. And then of course there are broken charges and unreliable utilities. I can't even count on a reliable internet connection wherever I go and that can be supplied wirelessly.
I have lived far enough out in the country before that I've had to deal with range anxiety in ICE vehicles. The threat of running out of gas before you can make it to a gas station is a very real and stressful issue. I can only imagine how much worse it is going to be when it takes more than just a gas can and a few minutes to get you going when you screw up.

Persen , (edited )

If you live in the Balkans, you can hardly charge your electric car anywhere and if you go on holidays, It takes way longer, since you have to recharge multiple times and it takes a couple of hours.

then_three_more ,

Ok, what's your point? Did I say it's always and in every single niche scenario people are going to come up with a perception issue? Or did I in fact say it's largely (as in most of the time and in most cases) a perception issue?

Persen ,

Sorry. I was just mentioning, why electric cars also aren't perfect and I would still rather buy a diesel.

then_three_more ,

Sorry for coming on a bit strong.

It had just started to feel like people were trying to say that I thought range anxiety was absolutely never legitimate.

In reality most people will do maybe one journey a year where it could possibly be. For them they'll have saved so much from reduced maintenance and running costs of an EV that they could hire an ICE vehicle for that one trip and still have saved themselves money.

Of course if you're way off the top end of the bell curve with your usage an EV may not yet be the best option for you.

Persen ,

Yes, I was also a little extreme about range anxiety. There still are EVs, that have decently long range. The reliability is what we need with all technology. I'm actually interested what could actually break in them other than battery or storage chips.

aidan ,

the vast majority of the cost of an electric car is in the battery, every phone I've had really degrades in battery after a couple years, and my dad still drives an ICE car about the same age as me

sour ,

Your argument is with electric cars vs ice cars. xkcd likely specifically was talking about engines just so all the range arguments don't work. It's just engine vs engine and there electric is far superior.

lescher ,

That's like saying a sword is a better weapon than a gun because the sword can bei used for cutting, hitting und thrusting and also as a tool while the gun can only hit and shoot while needing additional components to function that quickly run out while being more complex to build.
You cant just ignore the context to make your argument. He's clearly talking about cars here.

sour ,

I didn't remove context, you added context.

BigPotato ,

I mean, could easily be talking about lawn mowers, which also have gas and electric and arguable more priority for torque generation.

Persen , (edited )

Well for the lawn mowers, I think it doesn't matter that much what specs you choose. You don't need to be comfortable using it if you don't mow the lawn every day, but it's still better if you choose a better, longer lasting product.

BigPotato ,

Specs absolutely matter. Incline of your lawn, outdoor outlet location, type of grass you have growing. I'd never recommend a plug in electric lawn mower to someone who needs to mow six acres of hills.

That said, electric mowers by and large are better for most consumers.

Persen ,

Oh well, I just assumed it was about cars for some reason.

deczzz ,
@deczzz@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

In speed and torque, yes, but not in sound and tactile feeling.

sour ,

Sound depends on whether you value low noise. And not sure about tactile feeling, but ngl, the feeling of drivint an ICE car is awful after switching to EVs. The instant acceleration and responsiveness is just great.

homicidalrobot ,

As a US citizen I am painfully aware that I could dip down to mexico and buy a competent EV at 35~40k USD value in MXN. Alternatives in the states, even produced here, are upwards of 50k for the poverty model. Maybe the engine itself is cheaper, but the vehicles absolutely are not (unless you are being denied options by your government as part of an ongoing slap fight).

Persen ,

Wow, you can actually get normally priced cars outside of EU.

algorithmae , in xkcd #2948: Electric vs Gas

Gas engine makes good noises. Checkmate.

fah_Q ,

Think of the most annoying sound you know. Whether it's country music, rap, lawnmower before 8am on sat, etc that is your "good noises" sound like.

bobs_monkey ,

There is a huge difference between a finely tuned V8 with an appropriate muffler versus a gas lawnmower, but to each there own.

Great username btw

fah_Q ,

Mr. Monkey subjectively your finely tuned v8 sounds like a 400lb basement dwelling gorilla someone has fed laxatives and recorded from the bottom of a well used coachella porta potty.

Rai ,

I dunno, I’m “team electric is objectively better in every way” but I gotta agree, a fancy tuned racecar engine sounds like angry beast and that’s pretty sexy.

The jolt of max acceleration of an electric motor in complete silence is also extremely sexy, though.

fah_Q ,

Lol ok I get it you're all Car-o-sexuals. It's cool but can you guys just keep it to your bedrooms and rest stops?

Rai ,

I don’t care much about cars overall but I do like angry beasts…

MelodiousFunk ,
@MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net avatar

In today's edition of lemmy: poetry.

algorithmae ,

Think of the nicest sound you know. A well-tuned instrument performing a delicate melody, a passionate singer performing their heart out, a cacophony of songbirds. That's what my good noises sound like when done right.

Obviously nobody wants to hear a fart can Honda Civic at 4am, but a fantastically engineered Italian V10 has its own melody that can't really be replicated otherwise. These examples will be missed, and the survivors will be sought after like a vintage violin.

fah_Q ,

So total fucking silence? I swear to God it's like the call to stroke each other off for you guys.

algorithmae ,

Huh?

uid0gid0 ,

Between the fart can and the Lambo, which are you more likely to hear?

Mango ,

You just gonna sit there and yuck the mainstream yum like your opinions are better than everyone else's?

someguy3 ,

It's incredible how certain people are conditioned to think the sound of a gas motor and shifting because your puny motor is out of optimal torque and rpm range are manly.

IrateAnteater ,

"Good" = "manly" to you? Wow. Sexist.

algorithmae ,

Never said anything about it being manly, but it can sound good.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

Vroom vroom is fun.

Shifting is fun.

Fun is good.

papalonian ,

I'm a car guy and far from manly. I drive a loud annoying stick shift because it's fun and life is too short to be bored while driving.

Liz ,

Life is too short to have to fucking drive everywhere.

papalonian ,

Yeh, but unless I uproot my life and move to a different country, I'm stuck doing it, so I can either bitch and moan about how much I hate it, or have the best time I can doing it 🤷🏾‍♂️

Liz ,

For sure, I used to drive stick when I drove, but I also argued for town planning that would make driving optional. Personal choices to deal with the reality you're given, public policy activism for the reality you want.

HUMAN_TRASH ,

Yeah, I guess all those professional female race car drivers are doing it to feel "manly"

Mango ,

There you go pointlessly gendering again!

jj4211 ,

The ioniq 5 N has that covered, evidently:
https://youtu.be/DSIguemKIbQ?si=Do2diTJm8-_Hb9Ro

Or playing cards in the wheels

ximtor ,

Lol i would definitely buy that. And i don't own a car..but if i would

gamermanh ,
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When accelerating my Leaf makes a "woooooooooooOOOOOOOOP" noise I've seen described as the "UFO sound"

Tbh I like it a lot more than the vroom of even my motorcycle cuz it's funny

algorithmae ,

I do love the whine of the drive units when going full throttle on EVs, it reminds me how much current is surging through those wires

fubarx ,
RustyNova ,

I don't see how making noise is good. I live in a street that doesn't get much traffic, but even one car is loud enough to be bothering.

I don't want to pause my music and conversations just because someone decided that vroom vroom sounds were more important than me hearing literally anything else.

Even more that noise pollution is definitely a thing, and affect both mental health and physical one.

Revan343 ,

Vehicles making noise actually is good, for pedestrians' sake, but yeah ICE vehicles make far more than they need to. Some (? many? I'm not sure how standard it is) electric vehicles make a sort of beeping sound for that reason.

Liz ,

If you're in an area where pedestrians may be crossing the road, traffic should be slow enough to use permeable brick pavers, which increase road noise, help with rainwater drainage, and add a little green to the road if find right.

Revan343 ,

Well that sounds cool; what about those of us who live in conservative hellscapes? I'm pretty sure 'road maintenance' is a sin here

Liz ,

I dunno, maybe take their conservative advice and violently overthrow your government?

Real talk, you'll have a hell of a time arguing for the upgrades, but even so, I only suggest switching to bricks when the road needs to be resurfaced anyway. The road works well enough as-is, this is just an improvement.

Revan343 ,

Oh, the road needs resurfacing, most of them here do. Decades of conservative government will do that

Liz ,

When you've inevitably barricaded yourself in city hall, just remember: we never met, this conversation didn't happen. Revan? Never heard of 'em.

driving_crooner ,
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The majority of sound for cars are not the motor but the wheels compressing air, after I think 50kph, the sound of an ev or a ic is basically the same.

Ephera ,

Well, in a neighborhood, cars won't always be driving 50 km/h. And the engine will be especially loud, when they need to accelerate after a turn or whatever.

Either way, I do hear the difference when an electric car goes by.

LPThinker , in xkcd #2934: Bloom Filter

For anyone interested in learning more about bloom filters, this is a technical but extremely accessible and easy to follow introduction to them, including some excellent interactive visualizations: https://samwho.dev/bloom-filters/

gbuttersnaps ,

This was a great read, thanks for sharing!

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