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cuerdo , in xkcd 2879: Like This One

I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes

Crackhappy ,
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But you didn't like it.

Crackhappy ,
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I was going to tell you a time travel joke.

somethingsnappy ,

You did, ans it was great. See you in 1986.

Crackhappy ,
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When you told me to tell you to not time travel, I never expected it to come in the form of a lemmy post.

Crackhappy ,
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Danger, danger close. Don't listen to this duckless. You know what I mean.

FilthyShrooms , in xkcd 2879: Like This One

Where alt text?

elbucho ,
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A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams'.

topnomi , in xkcd 2879: Like This One
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You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.

topnomi , in xkcd 2879: Like This One
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I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.

Dexter morgan

csolisr , in xkcd 2879: Like This One
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I'm a computer engineer investigating federated services, like this one!

randomaccount43543 OP , in xkcd #2880: Sheet Bend
Crackhappy , in xkcd #2880: Sheet Bend
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Fuck everything about that.

cron , in xkcd #2880: Sheet Bend

I just noticed this info on the xkcd website for the first time:

xkcd.com is best viewed with Netscape Navigator 4.0 or below on a Pentium 3±1 emulated in Javascript on an Apple IIGS at a screen resolution of 1024x1. Please enable your ad blockers, disable high-heat drying, and remove your device
from Airplane Mode and set it to Boat Mode. For security reasons, please leave caps lock on while browsing.

Randall is such a genius.

kurwa ,

Boat Mode needs to be a thing, I don't know what it does but I want it.

JackFrostNCola ,

It unlocks your screen rotation settings and links screen orientation to the phones gyroscopic sensor to maintain orientation perpendicular to the horizon.

Cocodapuf ,

Yeah, now I want boat mode too!

Qwaffle_waffle ,

2024, make it happen!

Funwayguy ,
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It'd be like the phone equivalent of Linux's diagonal monitor orientation, only now the touch screen experience is beyond fucked.

Strangely enough this might work for round smart watches though.

sgt_hulka ,

Brilliant! I'd use that as Carsick Mode myself. Maybe then I could read a map in the passenger seat without hurling into the driver's lap.

Phoenix3875 ,

But then you yourself have to be in Boat mode to browse it.

magic_lobster_party ,

Must be a new addition. I haven’t seen it either until now.

usernamesAreTricky ,

It's been there for a while, just hard to spot. From doing a binary search with web.archive.org, it seems it was added on October 5th, 2016 https://web.archive.org/web/20161005090723/http://xkcd.com/

pelya , in xkcd #2880: Sheet Bend

I want to see IRL photo of this connection.

The knot also needs to be adapted for common two-core electrical appliance cable, if you remove a piece of the insulation on one side and with an offset on the other side, the cable needs to be twisted mid-knot to match the correct wire.

peopleproblems , in xkcd #2880: Sheet Bend

That

is one mother fucking cursed connector

it's brilliant because it's so hazardous yet still creates a contact between two double core wires.

runeko ,
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Additionally, the next "wire" would be connected reversed polarity so you would never know if grey or yellow were hot.

yetiftw ,

why would it be connected with reversed polarity?

uriel238 , in xkcd #2880: Sheet Bend
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WTF? the sheet bend is close to a square knot which is much more secure. Or a thieves' knot if you're looking for something that slips apart after limited tension.

ColeSloth ,

A sheet bend is more secure for cords of two different types/diameters. A square knot is for cords of the same diameter.

problematicPanther , in xkcd #156: Commented
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A lot harder to do if you use python

sus ,

just use 2 hands

hperrin , in xkcd #156: Commented

If you want to comment someone forever, just do this symbol with your hands:

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De_Narm , in xkcd #156: Commented

The joke is fine, but most of all it makes me appreciate how far xkcd has come since then. It's been awesome for so long, sometimes you forget he ever was a beginner.

rockerface , in xkcd #156: Commented
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Cursed Technique: Garbage Documentation!

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