xkcd 2879: Like This One ( xkcd.com )

csolisr , 5 months ago

I'm a computer engineer investigating federated services, like this one!

topnomi , 5 months ago

I'm a consultant for blood patterns left at violent crime scenes like this one.

Dexter morgan

topnomi , 5 months ago

You're a neurodivergent experiencing schizophrenic episodes like this one.

FilthyShrooms , 5 months ago

Where alt text?

elbucho , 5 months ago

A lot of sentences undergo startling shifts in mood if you add 'like this one' to the end, but high on the list is 'I'm a neurologist studying dreams'.

cuerdo , 5 months ago

I am a metaphysicist studying meta jokes

Crackhappy , 5 months ago

But you didn't like it.

Crackhappy , 5 months ago

I was going to tell you a time travel joke.

somethingsnappy , 5 months ago

You did, ans it was great. See you in 1986.

Crackhappy , 5 months ago

When you told me to tell you to not time travel, I never expected it to come in the form of a lemmy post.

Crackhappy , 5 months ago

Danger, danger close. Don't listen to this duckless. You know what I mean.

OpenHammer6677 , 5 months ago

Oooh I'm definitely gonna use this:

I'm a sound engineer, I deal with sound waves like this one

papalonian , 5 months ago

proceeds to scream

akincisor , 5 months ago

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kometes , 5 months ago

Computer simulations, like this one.

Tar_alcaran , 5 months ago

I'm a safety expert specializing in hazardous environments, like this one.

Zehzin , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

I'm a criminologist studying kidnappings like this one

Zehzin , 5 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

I'm an anthropologist studying societal collapses like this one