I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.
@lowqualityfacts Dug holes professionally for years. I'm in. But please bear in mind as you consider me my experience is in long holes (trenches) not deep holes. It may be relevant.
@lowqualityfacts wait, i think i read this in a sherlock holmes story. the hole digging is just a cover story for your real plan: to create a secret society of redheads
@lowqualityfacts I submit in hole my latest work. Cat for scale.
I have never attempted to dig through the Earth from this location, as I would emerge on the ocean bed a few hundred kilometres west of the Azores, but give me the job and I will finish the tools! Er, tools, job. You get my drift.
As a child in New Zealand I would have emerged in central Spain, which is ideal, but at that time I was being scolded for training this important life skill in the sand pit in my parents' front yard.
I am the foremost world expert in digging holes and getting trapped inside them. Ah, the stories I could tell you! You would dig all of them. Full of suspense, darkness, tall walls and dampness. Yeah, you got me: I am the most boring person In the world!