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I do not procrastinate, I simply delay things until the last minute #nobridge

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...the energy to sit on a chair while occasionally shutting your eyes for a quick little nap?

SaapasJalka ,
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@lowqualityfacts Mr. Screen Reader's Worst Nightmare over here threatening Joe with a good time.
Here's to hoping the next election has better candidates than "Evil" and "Horrible"

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That's terrifying.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

SaapasJalka ,
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@lowqualityfacts You'd think that the sight of the plane plummeting would scare the pilot enough to get rid of the hiccups, but that's sadly not the case

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Trump supporters are now wearing diapers. Remember the heartwarming scene in Billy Madison where Adam Sandler pissed his pants to make the shy nerdy kid feel better? It's like that, except they're doing it to defend a 77 year old fascist who would slaughter their entire family to make a quick buck.

Trump supporters holding a banner that says "Real Men Wear Diapers, Trump 2024"

SaapasJalka ,
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@lowqualityfacts It's a great tragedy that we live in the timeline where this is a real fact while may 24th being the "Wear Buckets Instead Of Shoes Day" is satire.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I can't wait
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

SaapasJalka ,
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@lowqualityfacts We should turn this into an actual fact

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I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.

SaapasJalka ,
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@lowqualityfacts I'd dig a hole right through the earth if it wasn't for that dang core that keeps melting my shovels every time I get near it...

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We must ban them immediately.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

SaapasJalka ,
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@lowqualityfacts In the closest amusement park to my home, it's forbidden to bump with the cars, so they must've taken this fact to heart

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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

SaapasJalka ,
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@lowqualityfacts The reason why so many people are unaware of this, is the fact that they are both silent and invisible

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Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the first Low Quality Fact ever written. It will no doubt live on in low quality history for eternity.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

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@lowqualityfacts Finally a good, 100% natural source of calcium for lactose intolerant people

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Got called a fascist by a Biden supporter for..... saying I support Biden?

Lesson of the day: Sometimes you just need to take a deep breath, put your phone down, and remind yourself that you simply cannot win on social media.

Me: That is exactly the problem I am trying to point out here though. It has become impossible to make the smallest criticism about one party without people instantly accusing you of supporting the opposing party. I support Biden, I am going to vote with Biden, and I think it is very problematic when people become afraid to criticize parts of a thing that they generally support. Someone replying to my above comment: Okay fascist, get the fuck off my timeline
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    @lowqualityfacts Either that guy is trolling or their reading comprehension is at the same level as biden's overall comprehension.
    I (luckily) don't live in the US, but I'd still pick mr. Confused R. Dementia Jr. over mr. Angry J. Dementia for democracy's sake if I could

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    Please support me on Patreon so I can continue to write the Low Quality Facts that you all know and love.
    And if you're unfamiliar with my work, just look at a few glowing reviews from some of my biggest fans:
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    Comment: Idiotic post!
    Comment: That's 100% unadulterated bullshit.
    Comment: See, this is exactly how willful ignorance is spread, with misinformation like this.

    SaapasJalka ,
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    @lowqualityfacts They should give you credit for acknowledging that your facts are low quality, unlike the corporations that share misinformation with malicious intentions instead of comedic ones

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