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jimbreeds

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I #cook - it keeps me alive.
Fascinated by #Hastings history.
Amateur #photo dabbler.
Eclectic music fan, particularly #folk and #rock
Trustee of Ore Community #Library, Hastings.
Gamer #PS5.
Retired former IT Manager.
Vintage #Postcard and #Stereocard Collector (the postcards are vintage not me ... oh, wait ...)

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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I always drive at least 40mph over the limit just to be safe.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Game changer!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.

jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
This post is packed with euphemisms! 🙂

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Those were simpler times.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Cos it was.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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My uncle got jailed on vacation over this.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"Poland"
"Pole and who?"
"Pole and line caught tuna".
"There's something fishy about this nonsense".

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I never would have guessed.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Sorry only just saw this post, my machine was out of 🫤

lowqualityfacts , to random
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It's crazy to think they still named a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle after him.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
And Leonardo did it from a helicopter.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
I'll take that with a pinch of salt!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's terrifying.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Let them eat lemons.

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That makes sense.
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jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
Hence the phrase "open sesame".

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