lowqualityfacts ,
@lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.

brzz ,
@brzz@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts just realised you no longer follow me. Guess my holes weren't up to snuff... wouldn't be the first time 😢

hroe ,
@hroe@mastodon.nz avatar

@lowqualityfacts how do you think I got from 🇨🇱 to 🇳🇿? (But don’t follow me. I barely post.)

foolishowl ,
@foolishowl@social.coop avatar

@lowqualityfacts I may not understand the question, but I'm pretty sure the answer is carbon-fiber hulls.

Unabart ,
@Unabart@dobbs.town avatar

@lowqualityfacts You can totally dig that hole, but you have to angle it just right. Source: am deep hole digger.

johnhattan ,
@johnhattan@dobbs.town avatar
Crowjane ,
@Crowjane@mastodon.sdf.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts
I can dig it!

Uair ,
@Uair@autistics.life avatar

@lowqualityfacts

I know I left a lot of dirt in your hole, boss, but I can eat fifty eggs...

nickyttrpg ,
@nickyttrpg@woof.group avatar

@lowqualityfacts Dug holes professionally for years. I'm in. But please bear in mind as you consider me my experience is in long holes (trenches) not deep holes. It may be relevant.

thehomespundays ,
@thehomespundays@triangletoot.party avatar

@lowqualityfacts good Lord can I dig a hole. Just look at my professional life!

mountdiscovery ,
@mountdiscovery@twit.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts very boring

flyingsaceur ,
@flyingsaceur@ioc.exchange avatar

@lowqualityfacts wait, i think i read this in a sherlock holmes story. the hole digging is just a cover story for your real plan: to create a secret society of redheads

jimbreeds ,
@jimbreeds@mastodonapp.uk avatar

@lowqualityfacts
This post is packed with euphemisms! 🙂

winterknell ,
@winterknell@mastodon.social avatar

@lowqualityfacts I submit in hole my latest work. Cat for scale.

I have never attempted to dig through the Earth from this location, as I would emerge on the ocean bed a few hundred kilometres west of the Azores, but give me the job and I will finish the tools! Er, tools, job. You get my drift.

As a child in New Zealand I would have emerged in central Spain, which is ideal, but at that time I was being scolded for training this important life skill in the sand pit in my parents' front yard.

SaapasJalka ,
@SaapasJalka@mastodon.gamedev.place avatar

@lowqualityfacts I'd dig a hole right through the earth if it wasn't for that dang core that keeps melting my shovels every time I get near it...

jgg ,
@jgg@qoto.org avatar

@lowqualityfacts

I am the foremost world expert in digging holes and getting trapped inside them. Ah, the stories I could tell you! You would dig all of them. Full of suspense, darkness, tall walls and dampness. Yeah, you got me: I am the most boring person In the world!

archeokluit ,
@archeokluit@mastodon.chasalin.nl avatar

@lowqualityfacts I'm an archaeologist. I KNOW how to dig. 😇🤓

VickForcella ,
@VickForcella@mastodon.derg.nz avatar

@lowqualityfacts sobs I can't dig holes sobs

amiserabilist ,
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MaJ1 ,
@MaJ1@mastodonapp.uk avatar

@lowqualityfacts Say no more LQF , say no more !

I’m so you’re Squirrel !

JonEmbury ,
@JonEmbury@mas.to avatar

@lowqualityfacts I dig holes, man. I really dig them.

argv_minus_one ,
@argv_minus_one@mstdn.party avatar

@lowqualityfacts

Cave Johnson, we're done here.

deirdrebeth ,
@deirdrebeth@mas.to avatar

@lowqualityfacts

You need a Winchester or two on your team. I've never seen anyone dig 6' straight rectangles faster than them!

Gif of Sam & Dean Winchester from the TV show Supernatural digging a hole with their hands. Normally they use shovels.

mark ,
@mark@mastodon.fixermark.com avatar

@lowqualityfacts Rock and stone!

1morumotto ,
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@lowqualityfacts You're an inspiration [formofaddressingyou] [yournamehere]!

BonehouseWasps ,
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