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Unabart

@Unabart@dobbs.town

Yep, I’ve been there. Lifetime nomad. Nerd. Rocker. Slacker. Professional button pusher and amateur knob twiddler.

Already too radical to be radicalized. Unfiltered, unfettered and understandably unbenign.

I don’t care what you want to be, what you want to do, or how you want to act. Just don’t expect me to do it, agree to it, or make it an issue for me. I really, truly, honestly do not care. Leave me out of it.

Please don’t fuck with me. I’m asking nicely.

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Unabart ,
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@lowqualityfacts In all seriousness, you gotta imagine those guys, whether individually or in a group, considered the bragging rights to say they waxed the dolphin on the moon. Or at least in the suit. Thats gotta be a long distance record for sure. No doubt kinky shit goes on in the ISS, but the moon wins. You know the first person on Mars is gonna mix a batch when they land.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.

Unabart ,
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@lowqualityfacts You can totally dig that hole, but you have to angle it just right. Source: am deep hole digger.

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  • Unabart ,
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    @ElleGray The Spanish stuff is better anyway. If anything, they’ve upgraded it.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
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    why do printers still suck

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