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amiserabilist

@amiserabilist@med-mastodon.com

Avatar: Penny-farthing. I Am Not a Number.
Header: Union Jack. Plague Island.

What Orwell feared were those who would ban books.
What Huxley feared was that there would be no one who wanted to read one.

#memes
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#design
#architecture
#vectorgraphics
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#linux

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ElleGray , to random
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oh god it's 6pm on Sunday once again

amiserabilist ,
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@ElleGray

Ernest is a good boy

ElleGray , to random
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am being informed that breakfast is late

#caturday

amiserabilist ,
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@ElleGray

solid cat

MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Thursday dawned guiltily, like a small child that just spilt water down their mums best silk dress! Not for us the bright sunshine of yesterweek !

Was immensely happy to see the return of one of the sweetest nuts I know yesterday, keep going my Kelda! 🤗🥰

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

amiserabilist ,
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@dgar @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

police light

amiserabilist ,
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@MaJ1

except in emergencies?

@dgar @weirdfolks

ElleGray , to random
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Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today

amiserabilist ,
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@ElleGray

Beware of Greeks bearing gifts

flexghost , (edited ) to random
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Schrödinger's terrorist.

Is the butcher of Tehran dead or not dead?

amiserabilist ,
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@flexghost

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Smootasaurus

ElleGray , to random
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so. in January I was in a bad car accident. fractured spine, ruptured discs, cracked pelvis, broken arm. last 4 months have been v hard. tonight though I'm going back to my adult dance class for the first time. I wasn't sure I'd ever even walk properly again so this is a moment for me. a good one

amiserabilist ,
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congratulations @ElleGray

may you and your family go from strength to strength

i was going to post some glib song lyrics, i still am.

… Wiggle it just a little bit
I wanna see you
Wiggle it just a little bit
As it grooves
Wiggle it just a little bit
I wanna see you
Wiggle it just a little bit
As it grooves

GO ELLE!!!

ElleGray , to random
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At last, a worthy adversary

amiserabilist ,
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@ElleGray

I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six rooms in your right wing?

ElleGray , to random
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    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    I am Elle MacGray of the Clan MacGray. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel. And I am immortal ...

    Here we are, born to be kings
    We're the princes of the universe
    Here we belong, fighting to survive
    In a world with the darkest powers…

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    groundhog day clock gif

    ElleGray , to random
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    Even the buses are quiet quitting

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    ElleGray , to random
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    Wow he's going to be tired but good for him

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    Tu ferais mieux de faire attention,
    Tu ferais mieux de ne pas pleurer,
    Mieux vaut ne pas faire la moue,
    Je te dis pourquoi :
    Le Père Noël arrive en ville.

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    Tu ferais mieux de faire attention,
    Tu ferais mieux de ne pas pleurer,
    Mieux vaut ne pas faire la moue,
    Je te dis pourquoi :
    Semen Claus arrive en ville.

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I feel so bad for them.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    amiserabilist ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    Sometimes frog and toad tadpoles have a genetic abnormality which means that they will remain as tadpoles for their whole lives. If a tadpole lacks the gene which produces the growth hormone thyroxine they will be unable to metamorphose into froglets or toadlets.

    https://www.froglife.org/info-advice/frequently-asked-questions/spawn-tadpoles-behaviour/

    #frogLife

    @justafrog

    MaJ1 , to random
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    Ok Peeps, people to do & things to see!
    Catch yers later 😊🫶🐿️🖖

    ⌨️📴 Try not to break the interweb while I’m away 😁😜😁

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1

    is @BlippyTheWonderSlug going with?

    maj1 and blippy adventuring

    MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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    #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

    Ok so apparently it’s Tuesday, where Monday went I’m not sure.

    Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
    @weirdfolks
    #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1

    tories probably privatized it

    @weirdfolks

    ElleGray , to random
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    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    Rebecca Ferguson has wares if you have coin

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    sneakin' snacks in my cage, and I've been doin' just fine
    Gotta, gotta be down because I want it all

    ElleGray , to random
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    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    Early each day to the steps of Saint Paul's
    The little old bird woman comes
    In her own special way to the people
    She calls, "Come, buy my bags full of crumbs"
    "Come clean the little birds, show them you care
    And you'll be glad if you do
    Their young ones are hungry, their nests are so bare
    All it takes is tuppence from you"
    "clean the birds, tuppence a bag
    Tuppence, tuppence, tuppence a bag
    clean the birds", that's what she cries
    While overhead, her birds fill the skies

    MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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    #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

    Monday’s lay in (it’s a public holiday here) was shattered by the reminder to take my meds that I totally for got to reschedule 🙄🤦‍♂️
    After stern words with Siri I rolled over & made the most of it 😊

    Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
    @weirdfolks
    #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

    amiserabilist ,
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    @RosePuckey

    gremlins

    @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    amiserabilist ,
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    @RosePuckey

    i spent a while with "gastrointestinal" issues before it clicked the fridge was broke.

    @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    amiserabilist ,
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    @RosePuckey

    i was in glasgow renting and just slept there. all the fridge had was left over take away. usually from asia style.

    miss that place so much.

    triple roast and rice.

    https://www.yelp.com/biz/asia-style-glasgow

    @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    Triple roast rice (roast pork, belly pork and duck)

    amiserabilist ,
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    @RosePuckey

    i was never a fan of the chipper

    @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    amiserabilist ,
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    @SteveClough

    In most of the United Kingdom including Northern Ireland, they are colloquially known as a chippy or fishy, while in the Republic of Ireland and the Aberdeen area, they are more commonly known as chippers.

    i'm from aberdoom

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fish_and_chip_shop

    @RosePuckey @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    ElleGray , to random
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    don't get me wrong, the rap battle is fun, but a fight between men named Kendrick Lamar Duckworth and Aubrey Drake Graham should really involve dueling with swords at dawn

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    it is a dick measuring contest but only one is using their own.

    amiserabilist , to random
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    The Death of Sgt. Elias

    amiserabilist OP ,
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    @glasspusher

    Cosmically funny

    MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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    Good evening Squirrel Fans.

    Tonight’s quote is in a slightly different vein:

    “When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive – to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love.”
    ― Terry Pratchett, The Long Earth

    Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
    @weirdfolks
    #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
    Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/112384179265983933

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1

    "I used to bull's-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.

    @weirdfolks

    Native to Tatooine, the womp rat evolved to withstand harsh desert climates. A breed of rodent,[1] they were considered hairy, monstrous pests.[5] They had lumpish, gray skin with tufts of spiky black hair running along their backs. They moved on four legs tipped with three-clawed paws, and had long tails and ears.[3] Typically not much bigger than two meters,[2] they possessed big, sharp fangs used to seize prey,[6] and had large, yellow eyes
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    • amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1

    [star wars CMOT Dibbler]

    womp rat-onna-stick!

    selling this at such a low price that it's cutting me own throat!

    @weirdfolks

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    flexghost , to random
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    Happy

    1/

    Insane orange cat attacking a box then killing a family of 4

    amiserabilist ,
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    @flexghost

    brb buying a kitten

    cat chew rope holding him up on window suction cup holds for a few comedic seconds gravity ensues

    MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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    #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

    So my MiL is in hospital with a suspected broken leg after a fall late yesterday evening.
    We have yet to get an update, so watch this space.
    Today’s plans to go & celebrate a family birthday on the other side of the hills are in tatters.

    Hey ho.

    Have a cracking Saturday #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
    @weirdfolks
    #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

    amiserabilist ,
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    may the 4th (cake) be with you @ravensrod

    @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/hip-protectors-elderly/s?k=hip+protectors+for+the+elderly

    @HeatherMJ @harriettmb @weirdfolks

    MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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    Good evening Squirrel Fans.

    Please send hugs to @RosePuckey , @ruperttherabbit & Fi ,no questions asked! 🤗🥰

    This quote is for them in particular & everyone else who needs it.

    “There is no doubt that being human is incredibly difficult and cannot be mastered in one lifetime.”
    Terry Pratchett.

    Where ever you are in your day I hope you’re enjoying it! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
    @weirdfolks
    #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves Todays diary entry is here: https://beige.party/@Tim_McTuffty/112373281853327356

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1 @RosePuckey @ruperttherabbit @weirdfolks

    hug gif the office

    ElleGray , to random
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    my plan for surviving the apocalypse is no thank you

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    plan D

    fallout meme in "this is fine" style Lucy MacLean sits on the chair in her blue and yellow jump suit. (Slava Ukraini!) the floor is sand there are big roaches on the table is vault tec plan d bottle there is a skeleton in a pink dress sitting next to her and a skull on the floor. she says okey dokey the artist is https://www.instagram.com/spooky.daggers/
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    • alice , to random
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    So...I have a tall cupboard.

    In this cupboard, on the top shelf is a huge bag of steel-cut oatmeal.

    This morning I tried to access said oatmeal.

    The bag split.

    Now my whole kitchen has oatmeal.

    My pockets have oatmeal.

    My hair has oatmeal.

    My cats have oatmeal.

    Everything is oatmeal...

    There is no god.

    #Oatmeal #FML

    amiserabilist ,
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    @alice

    oatmeal the herpes of the breakfast world

    amiserabilist ,
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    @alice

    oatmeal is great if you're really hungry and want to pick up two thousand of something.

    MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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    #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

    Wednesday has dawned warm (ish) but foggy .
    I forgot to mention yesterday , I saw a define sign of spring - a Bee !!

    However I’m not an apiarist so not sure if it was a native bee or one here on its hols.

    Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew !
    😊🫶🐿️🖖
    @weirdfolks
    #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    LRRRonEarth , to random
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    ON OMICRON PERSEI 8, WE PUT DISSIDENTS IN A GIANT DUCK PRESS TO CRUSH OUT THEIR JUICES. AND IT IS FAIR BECUASE I HAEV NEEVR DONE AYNRHING WRONG EVER DURING MY ENTIRR REIGN AND THEY ARE TREASOUNUS FILTH FOR DEFYINF ME.

    amiserabilist ,
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    @LRRRonEarth

    terminator squashed gif

    MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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    #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

    Squirrel levels are high apparently 😆
    https://botsin.space/@levels_check/112347476827409801
    Thanks to @mathi_gwithyas for pointing this out & making my day 😊

    Have a cracking Sunday #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew !
    😊🫶🐿️🖖
    @weirdfolks
    #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1 @mathi_gwithyas @weirdfolks

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1

    https://mastodonapp.uk/@MaJ1/112348926367540929

    @mathi_gwithyas @weirdfolks

    judging dog

    amiserabilist ,
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    @MaJ1

    just bring einstein back and we will consider the matter closed.

    @mathi_gwithyas @weirdfolks

    rbreich , to random
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    I can't believe I even have to say this, but it is not normal that the Supreme Court is taking its sweet time to decide if the president can incite an insurrection to overturn an election and maintain power. This should have been decided already. The answer is no!

    amiserabilist ,
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    @rbreich

    Wilhoit's law

    Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.

    the system is working as intended.

    ElleGray , to random
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    Can NONE of my dreams come true 😞

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    don't let your dreams be dreams

    https://jellyfish-farm.com/en

    dont let nobody stop you if you want something gif

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    I wish he had followed through with this bold vision.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    amiserabilist ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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    #MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

    Thursday dawned cold & fairly miserable. I got out for a walk & told it a few dad jokes , but it just cried !

    So I’m sat here hot coffee in my hand, bottle of ice under my right foot - wishing I’d listened to what my Mother said…

    Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew !
    😊🫶🐿️🖖
    @weirdfolks
    #WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

    amiserabilist ,
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    @RosePuckey

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5fvsItXYgzk

    @MaJ1 @weirdfolks

    ElleGray , to random
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    I've never had a hero or a mentor but there's a huge raccoon on my street who's been stealing boots from backyards and then throwing them at people from high in her tree, and tbh she might be it

    Zoom in at the base of the tree where there's a brown leather boot, a blue flip flop and an empty can of gingerale

    amiserabilist ,
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    @ElleGray

    Because she's not our hero. She's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

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