lowqualityfacts ,
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I don't follow everyone back. I only follow people back who can dig holes. Deep holes. I am assembling the world's greatest team of hole diggers. Experts say you can't dig a hole from New York City to China due to "physics" and "geology" but I say they've never met a hole digging team like mine.

brianhough ,
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@lowqualityfacts You used to follow me, does that mean you lost faith in my ability to dig deep holes? :(

tony ,
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@lowqualityfacts Virtually every time I open my mouth I dig a deep hole.

Salty ,
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@lowqualityfacts the deepliest holes in all the history of holeology

jaythurbershow ,
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@lowqualityfacts I have the best holes. Everyone says so. Big guys come up to me, tears in their eyes. They say, sir, your holes are amazing.

Ebly ,
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@lowqualityfacts ah, so you're who's responsible for today's earthquake!!!

tehabe ,
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@lowqualityfacts so you are following The Shoveler?

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