GottaLaff ,
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OMFG. #BREAKING

We called it, didn’t we. OMFG.

Meet the next SCOTUS nom from Trump, should he get in.

Via Kyle Cheney:

BREAKING: Judge Cannon has dismissed the #Trump #documents case, citing violation of appointments clause.

Cannon has issued a 93-page opinion.

#legal

StephanieMoore ,
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@GottaLaff 93 pages?! She has been working on this for some time. I have so many questions about any sort of help or advising she has received along the way.

GottaLaff OP ,
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GottaLaff OP ,
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3/ Citing prosecutor illegally appointed.

OMFG.

TerpieCat ,
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@GottaLaff The most unqualified judge ever to sit on the bench.

GottaLaff OP ,
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4/ Andrew Weissmann:

Cannon dismisses case (saying out loud what she was doing de facto). So predictable, after the Justice Thomas concurrence.

GottaLaff OP ,
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5/ Me: Now Trump will be “Innocent, Persecuted, Wounded Martyr” Trump at the fucking convention.

locksmithprime ,
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@GottaLaff
And "saved by Jesus", as Jesus whispered into his ears just to have him turn his head and avoid being killed.

I am going to be sick.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@locksmithprime Exactly. I AM sick.

kristen_d ,
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@GottaLaff You were wise to get the fuck out of this Nazi shithole masquerading as a democracy.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@kristen_d Don’t I know it.

jenzi ,
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@GottaLaff @kristen_d

We're following for you guide to border jumping along the great northern border

rotan ,
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@GottaLaff
I don't recognize your (ex-)country any more. How that happen?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@rotan Trump appointed her for a reason, that’s how.

And I’m so glad to be in Canada

thejohnr ,
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@GottaLaff

Jeez Laffy... I've got to come join you. I'm a target here in Deep Red Texas.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@thejohnr it’s exactly as i predicted, only worse

goodreedAJ ,
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@GottaLaff

Once again (and pretty much on a daily basis lately), I so wish I could join you.

@rotan

chebra ,
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@GottaLaff @rotan We are all in the blast radius. And we can't even vote.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@chebra ? Can't vote? @rotan

chebra ,
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@GottaLaff @rotan Yes, life exists beyond US and Trump will make it shitty for us too.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@chebra I know life exists beyond US, but I didn't understand why you can't vote. You meant, you can't vote in US elections because you're Canadian?

Well I can, and I live in Canada as a US citizen. @rotan

chebra ,
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@GottaLaff @rotan Not just Canada of course. The whole planet will feel the consequence of your elections. And we can only watch you in horror.

ChrisHolladay ,
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@GottaLaff
Hes still convicted of 34 felonies,legally defined rapist,civil court found him.guilty of fraud.

GottaLaff OP ,
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6/ Of course, he’ll also declare this was “God’s will” and his ChristoFascist SCOTUS will back him up

HistoPol ,
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@GottaLaff

OFC. He already did in his interviews:

https://mastodon.social/@HistoPol/112790809278501830

GottaLaff OP ,
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@HistoPol Oh I know, he’s done it for years. That’s why I said it

CatHerder ,
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@GottaLaff
I've fucking had it with these fascists denying We the People the right to see justice.

Vagrarian ,
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@GottaLaff OMFG if we don't end up in either a dictatorship or a civil war it will be a fucking miracle.

GottaLaff OP ,
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7/ Via Kyle Griffin:

Big flag: There is NOTHING in Judge Cannon's ruling that speaks to the merits of the Trump classified documents case. Cannon ruled on a procedural issue.

GottaLaff OP ,
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8/ Klasfeld:

In Trump's immunity ruling, Justice Thomas all but invited Judge Cannon to find Jack Smith was unconstitutionally appointed as special counsel.

Cannon noticed.

Her ruling doing so cites that concurrence at least three times. https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.648652/gov.uscourts.flsd.648652.672.0_3.pdf

bradpatrick ,
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@GottaLaff Everyone go read Morrison v Olson again. Does the Alito court want to go completely off the edge? I mean, at this point, absolute power has corrupted absolutely. If we as a nation don't get this straightened out, we won't have a nation left.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@bradpatrick Isn’t that what the SCOTUS MAGAts want?

TCatInReality ,
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@bradpatrick @GottaLaff
It's time for to use that immunity power the SCOTUS gave him

  • Remove the 6 "justices" who decided the immunity case (cite Article IV guarantee clause)
  • Appoint 6 new justices who immediately overturn the immunity ruling (and likely more)
  • Pardon everyone involved (but not himself)
  • Mandate Garland appoint a special prosecutor to review and determine any charges
  • Say "no one should have this power" and resign.

GottaLaff OP ,
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TCatInReality ,
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@GottaLaff @bradpatrick
No, he won't. But I like the idea.

JBShakerman ,
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@GottaLaff I waited too long to leave.

GottaLaff OP ,
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9/ Via Kyle Griffin:

If Judge Cannon's ruling holds, the Hunter Biden conviction would have to be thrown out.

WarnerCrocker ,
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@GottaLaff Well, at least that made me laugh.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@WarnerCrocker I couldn’t even muster a smile

aliza ,
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@GottaLaff Twist

Ultraverified ,
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@GottaLaff

You'd think so. But not likely.

If anything, look for these corrupt clowns to go after Joe Biden again for his classified documents.

Oh. Don't have to wait - the traitor clowns in the house are demanding hearings and subpoenas of half of the WH staff.

Wileymiller ,
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@GottaLaff
Remind me again why republicans claim the judicial system is rigged against Trump?

PJ_Evans ,
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@GottaLaff
They didn't think of that, did they?

starlily ,
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@GottaLaff Corrupt judge liberally applies opinion from a corrupt justice? Shocking.

anarchic_teapot ,
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@GottaLaff This puzzles me. Since Thomas was behind the ruling that essentially says the President can do what (s)he likes in their official capacity, then surely Cannon can't use how Smith was appointed to throw the case out.

Fairly sure the fascists didn't think things through. Wasn't Smith waiting for Cannon to do something egregious like this?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@anarchic_teapot yes. But we also know whose side SCOTUS is on.

anarchic_teapot ,
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@GottaLaff Biden should have added the extra 3 judges while he had time.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@anarchic_teapot Shoulds are meaningless. He did not want to.

anarchic_teapot ,
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@GottaLaff More fool he.

lillyfinch ,
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@GottaLaff back to the burning carousel…sparks flying off everywhere

MarkAB ,
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@GottaLaff I know you hate conspiracy theories, but am I the only one that sees someone like Leonard Leo in the middle of this? He whispers with Clarence (or his clerks), Clarence inserts a random statement opining illegality of special counsel appointments, Federalist Society staff cook up many pages which are presented to Cannon for inclusion wholesale in her document. She cooked up this dismissal in record time.

PeachMcD ,
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@GottaLaff

🙄
Zero shame whatesoever

GottaLaff OP ,
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@PeachMcD Shame doesn't exist for them

PJ_Evans ,
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@GottaLaff
I think she had to be reaching for that. It's a GOP claim...but only when it affects them.

ralfmaximus ,
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@GottaLaff

If it's procedural, they can refile. Assuming the 11th doesn't reverse this.

RIJim ,

@GottaLaff Is the way around this that the DoJ actually hire Smith and appoint him as a prosecutor for this case and just re-file it?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@RIJim See my latest thread

ericschutte ,
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@GottaLaff No, I think God did not want him either !!!!

gpk ,
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@GottaLaff Of course it was also God's will that he got a hole in his ear.

obviousdwest ,
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@GottaLaff AKA the divine right of kings. So weird to realize the contradiction of this originalism and supposed constitutionalism vs the whole idea of dumping the monarchy. It literally can’t be both ways. And yet they do this. What kind of country are these crazy people trying to create out of whole cloth (and then suggest making constitutional amendments)? What constitution? They are ripping it up. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Divine_right_of_kings

lin11c ,
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@GottaLaff
I bet they will have mass prayer sessions for him.

LazaroDTormes ,
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@GottaLaff

Their timing is perfect.

oldguy52 ,
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@GottaLaff

Pardon me, but I have to go outside and scream for a few days.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@oldguy52 I’ll join you

lin11c ,
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@GottaLaff
INSANE!

LexyCameron ,
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@GottaLaff

OMFG is right!

Will there ever be justice?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@LexyCameron I doubt it, but maybe

khoji ,
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@GottaLaff
Our simulation is being run by the alien overlord equivalent of Beavis and Butthead.

RealGene ,
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@GottaLaff
"That's 'The HONORABLE Feckless Cunt' to you."

DoctorDNS ,
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@GottaLaff so SAS.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@DoctorDNS SAS?

ragectl ,
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@GottaLaff America is fucked. Sad to see it so openly and corruptly turn into a Christofascist dictatorship.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@ragectl Same

artisanrox ,
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@GottaLaff

Democrats are going to have to learn REALLY FAST what having an entire judicial system with malleable, ideology-targetted rules means.

And it doesn't mean making nice with a party who wants us dead and imprisoned.

goodreedAJ ,
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@GottaLaff: I'm horrified by this ruling. Trump is a major threat to our national security given his handling of crucial classified information.

Having spent my engineering career working for a large defense contractor, I have some understanding of the significance of the crimes Trump was alleged to have committed in this case. That this judge could so easily dismiss this case when so much is at risk, I just can't believe the mendacity of it all.

As another commenter pointed out, this 93-page decision was clearly in work for some time. This dismissal was planned which makes it even worse.

I know we can't solve a political problem through the courts or with violence. We have to do this through the ballot box. We MUST vote out the MAGA GOP for the sake of our national security.

stevencworlds ,
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@GottaLaff what the hell do we even do now?

BootedUp ,
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@GottaLaff

For a long time now it has been clear she would protect the annointed one if she could. And that the case would not be heard before the election. And that she was really corrupt and stupid.

This is not really a surprise.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@BootedUp Nobody is surprised.

madrobin ,
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@GottaLaff I firmly believe that this will resonate badly with any undecideds (who are these people?!) The only ones who will cheer this on is MAGA. This could help dems in the long run.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@madrobin That’s what I’m hoping for

OldFartPhil ,
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@GottaLaff I don't know why I'm still shocked when the worst possible outcome happens every single fucking time. I'm don't even know how to process it any more.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@OldFartPhil Shock is normal. Each of these things is shocking and traumatic.

Trouble is, one after the other makes it hard to recover.

kateiacy ,

@GottaLaff Is there recourse? Can this be appealed?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@kateiacy Yes.

Guess where it ultimately ends up though. SCOTUS.

katq906 ,
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@GottaLaff Travisty of Justice.

NorCalWineLady ,
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@GottaLaff
I saw this on Reuters and immediately started cussing. File this under, "They better damn well appeal this asap!"
Yup, we knew it. We're all effing prognosticators. Dammit!

kristen_d ,
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@GottaLaff To all those fucking pollyanna assholes downplaying this cunt's appointment to the court along with her supposed 'expertise' sounding the alarm even with her colleagues: Yeah, you can STFU and sit the fuck down with your 'take' on this. Americans are so fucking stupid.

TommyBoy ,
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@GottaLaff just in time for the big RNC party

SDParris ,
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@GottaLaff not surprised, and sure wish this wasn’t even in the realm of possibility.

mloxton ,
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@GottaLaff
I actually laughed out loud.

It is as serious as a heart attack, of course, but it is the kind of slapstick heart attack that would appeal to 8yr old's and involve lots of farting, dying on the toilet, and in which the first responder slips on poop and breaks their neck.

We have now almost fully devolved into the Idiocracy and Religulous version of ourselves, and now serve only as a warning to history.

venitamathias ,
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@GottaLaff It was called and so it is.

Runslowrunlong ,
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@GottaLaff I feel sick. Thomas gave her directions, and she took it.

Huntn00 ,
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@GottaLaff Hail Supreme Leader! 🤮
The wolves are inside the gates wearing their MAGOTy sheep’s clothing. But look, their muzzles are sticking out, grinning with yellow teeth, gleeful at this point in time.
I know that most of us here see the reality. If those asleep don’t wake up for this election and I’m not talking about the Cult or the Co-conspirators, but average citizens who have everything to lose stay asleep or prefer equivalence arguments, then fuck us. 🔥🤬

farah ,
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@GottaLaff That’s a LOT of pages to say BS

CuriousMagpie ,
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@GottaLaff I am very frightened at the speed that the US is unraveling.

Deep breath - continue to do what I can.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@CuriousMagpie EXACTLY how I’m feeling.

CuriousMagpie ,
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@GottaLaff I think I’ve said this before on here (us old folks tend to do that 😉).
I am part of the first generation of Jews in America born after the holocaust and I feel like I’ve been waiting for this turn to happen in the US my whole life.
Hoping I was wrong but not trusting that hope.
I will still stick with Mariame Kaba about hope.

GottaLaff OP ,
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RodneyPetersonTalent ,
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@GottaLaff

Fucking shithole country.

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