FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

This is far better bathroom graffiti than "don't look up, you'll miss. Don't look down, you'll cry."

Although I quite like that one too.

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

“Boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. That’s why I always shit on company time.”

Give a nickle raise… save more on TP

Seriously though. Everyone should be in a union

Cort ,

By a nickel you mean 5k/yr not .05c/hr right? Right?!

FuglyDuck ,
@FuglyDuck@lemmy.world avatar

No. the original "I get a dime // shit on company time" saying is very old. like old enough people were actually being paid in dimes. A nickle raise would cost less than the TP used in shitting on company time, hence my (lousy) middle-manager joke.

Seriously. if you've got the option... be in a union. If you don't... Uh... my advice is... start one.

Mastengwe ,

Lets tip the power balance and tear down their crown, educate the masses and we’ll burn the white house down

~ Speak, by Queensrÿche

KingJalopy ,

Here I sit, broken hearted..

Get the fuck off the pot, revolutions started

evranch ,

Boss makes a million

I make a buck

I cut the converter

Off the company truck

Damage ,

I saw buck and converter and I thought you were going for an electronics joke

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Boosting revolution

felbane ,

This world is in need of FULL BRIDGE RECTIFYING

Debs ,

Last line should be

"And take what's ours back"

gandalf_der_12te ,
@gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

2030 is the date.

penquin ,
@penquin@lemm.ee avatar

"BuT PeAcEfuLl prOteStinG WerKs"

RGB3x3 ,

That second to last word... Hues? Dues? Lues?

6Barbetriebsdruck ,

lives

RGB3x3 ,

Ah, yeah. I see that now.

Zekas ,

Would've been easier to see if they hadn't run out of pen dotting the j's

Milta ,

Think it's lives

SkybreakerEngineer ,

And their grandpa Scrooge

jordanlund ,
@jordanlund@lemmy.world avatar

Look for the union label:

https://youtu.be/V2CU1cdTlQE

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

just to be clear, when you say riot, you really mean eat the rich right?

Dozzi92 ,
@Dozzi92@lemmy.world avatar

Pad the coffers of our local guillotine co-op.

AtariDump ,
Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Almost as poignant as:

Here I sit all broken hearted,

Came to shit and only farted.

Then one day, just by chance,

Tried to fart and shat my pants!

taiyang ,

Ya know, it's not that hard to get away with murder. Or arson, for that matter.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Watcher had a video on some arson case from the 80's where the arsonist was recording the fires he did and at one point an investigator realized that one of videos of the fires he had responded to and recorded himself, was taken at the same time as his video from 3 feet behind him. They never caught the dude.

holycrap ,

I wonder if it would play out that way today with cameras everywhere

FilterItOut ,

It definitely wouldn't. There have been several recent 'proofs' of the level of scrutiny we face where serial killers are getting caught before they ever get to the famous numbers in the 'serial' part. That one fella recently, as an example, where the police released video of a man with a limp walking near a crime scene, and they caught him at victim #3. In the 90s, it likely would have taken dozens of victims before we caught a lucky video like that.

Viking_Hippie ,

Famous last words for sure 😄

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I imagine "it's not that hard to get away with murder" or "arson" was said by a lot of people currently in prison.

Viking_Hippie ,

I imagine you're absolutely right lol

ArmoredThirteen ,

It is when the victim has more money than some countries

taiyang ,

And enough cash for body guards and/or a mercenary army. But let me indulge in wishful thinking, haha

TWeaK ,

It's also far easier for the person with money to get away with.

Mango ,

I don't even care if I go down for it.

hoss ,

I mean, you can build a drone with parts bought with cash, and napalm is just bar soap gently dissolved in warm gasoline, and a relay/battery/grill sparker circuit can be triggered with the drone's remote control

Not that I ever think about what you could do with these things or any combination thereof...

ChokingHazard63 ,

Yeah, yeah, yeah, poetry, but who are we eating first? Where's the action?

Lemminary ,

Start at the top.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

After you, my good sir or madam.

Lemminary ,

Alright, let's do this. LEEEROOOY JEEEENKIIINSSSS!

RealFknNito ,
@RealFknNito@lemmy.world avatar

"Did he just pull the entire raid?"

Cue class wars

andrew ,
@andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun avatar

Yes but are we doing depth first or breadth first? Or maybe Dijkstra if we can come up with a reasonable cost function?

Lemminary ,

Fucking CS majors, man. *rubs temples*

Viking_Hippie ,

Where do you even GET to major in Counterstrike, anyway? 😛

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

From POST on forum

Viking_Hippie ,

Or maybe Dijkstra

The Redanian spymaster/chancellor/crimelord? I'm not sure he's on our side tbh..

AlwaysNowNeverNotMe ,
@AlwaysNowNeverNotMe@kbin.social avatar

Jamie Dimon’s Bedford House: A luxurious property located at 144 Sarles St, Mt Kisco, NY 10549

ChokingHazard63 ,

Ooo JP Morgan, I like it!

Lemminary ,

And not P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney? I'm disappointed.

Mango ,

Bezos.

ChokingHazard63 ,

Ugh, I bet he doesn't taste good. I'd need a lot of BBQ sauce.

Mango ,

I take it back. Just read the news and decided to start with musk.

ChokingHazard63 ,
uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Bezomusk soup?

Harbinger01173430 ,

To be honest, eating them would be a bad idea because of how full of garbage they are. I say we recycle them or feed them to the zoo kitties. /S

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