Jaysyn ,
@Jaysyn@kbin.earth avatar

I love that for him.

I hope he doesn't get any medicinal alcohol.

catloaf ,

I hope he does, so that he can serve his full sentence properly. No skipping out to the hospital or rehab.

JackFrostNCola ,

Agreed, also i have no idea how deep he is in, but alcohol withdrawal can kill if people arent weaned off.

TechNerdWizard42 ,

If he's smart, he'll be on a chartered flight out of the US now.

Imgonnatrythis ,

A. That's not smart
B. Have you read any of the garbage that comes out of his mouth? He's clearly not smart.

Spacehooks ,

Can't go to non-extradite country?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Perhaps too many movies have been watched?

High profile criminal with huge media footprint. I would place chance of successful flee at <2%.

Currently he is likely to spend about 3months in jail and while it won't be a good time, it's just enough to be tolerable and put him at martyr status to the fools that listen to his pathetic dribble.
Attempting to flee this will likely result in much stiffer penalties.

kent_eh ,

Probably wouldn't be allowed on a plane.

Etterra ,

There's no non-extradition country that wants him.

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

There's one with supermarkets where you put a ruble coin into a hole to take a cart. He'd probably be delighted to have a mansion across the street from the Seagal's one.

abrake ,

Russia?

massacre ,

Russia already has him.

billiam0202 ,

Much easier to destabilize the US from within.

chiliedogg ,

He is no longer useful for them.

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

Move into Assanges old hole?

cashsky ,

4 months is a pitiful sentence for this rotting bag of feces.

enleeten ,

He's got more trials coming up...

Chocrates ,

I thought he got pardoned?

enleeten ,

Really doubt Biden is pardoning that fuck stick

Chocrates ,

It was Trump, but I guess for previous crimes.

MNByChoice ,

Trump pardoned him for different acts. After the pardon he did more shit.

KillingTimeItself ,

it's only contempt, from my understanding of law it's not uncommon for contempt of court, and inter court violations to be anywhere from like 2 weeks of jail time, to a few months.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
RunningInRVA ,

You got trombone Riker on speed dial

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I live for these stories.

Track_Shovel ,

I suspect you're also like me, and have a cache of reaction memes

Example:

https://slrpnk.net/pictrs/image/a1694016-43ac-4de6-a7d3-410ddb154b42.webp

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Mostly just the Riker one. It's sort of my duty around here.

Track_Shovel ,
FireTower ,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar

What did the short-tailed weasel ever do to you to deserve this

Track_Shovel ,

It's a European stoat, just to add a layer of irony

FireTower ,
@FireTower@lemmy.world avatar
FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

The closely-related European Polecat is also native to Europe, North America and Asia.

Fun extra bit of trivia, it's believed that's what ferrets were domesticated from because they can interbreed.

Edit: To make things even crazier, I just looked it up on Wikipedia to make sure I was right, and it's now believed that the domestic ferret was domesticated from a North African breed of European polecat.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2d867a60-db76-41ec-8e32-b4c8019db026.png

Track_Shovel ,

Well fuck.

dohpaz42 ,
@dohpaz42@lemmy.world avatar

If you’ve never had the pleasure of visiting !tenforward, then I’d say you’re missing out. Between !@FlyingSquid and !@ummthatguy, it’s always a party.

RunningInRVA ,

Thanks and yes, I see Squid there plenty.

pubquiz ,

The fuckhole is going to finally serve some time. He can never be referred to as anything but a convicted felon from now on. Rot in hell, maggotbag. LOL

iz_ok ,

What do they mean report to jail? Shouldn't he have been beat by the cops and in jail already because the bail was far more than he could afford. Ultimately causing him to lose his job and put an incredible strain on his family?

billiam0202 ,

I wonder how long it takes for DT to set in.

Is Bannon gonna be turning tricks for toilet wine by Friday?

homesweethomeMrL ,

(number of last drinks) - (hours from last drink) + 24hours = SuperHappyFunTimes

I assume he'll show up completely plowed to give himself some extra runway.

Got_Bent ,

Then slap him with a drunk in public and give him an extra day inside for it.

homesweethomeMrL ,

Typically if you turn yourself in to the cops peacefully, even if you’re shitfaced hammered, they don’t usually slap more drunk charges on.

Got_Bent ,

A guy can dream though, right?

homesweethomeMrL ,

Hell yeah :)

A_Random_Idiot ,
@A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world avatar

wonder who he pissed off that ordered the supreme court infiltrators to rule against him.

JesusSon ,
@JesusSon@lemmy.world avatar

He should run, it would be hilarious.

afraid_of_zombies ,

He tries to pull an Osama and lives in a cave. Gets caught order Uber eats

JesusSon ,
@JesusSon@lemmy.world avatar

Alright, listen up. We have a fugitive on the run: Steve Bannon. We need all hands on deck to track him down. Our primary search areas are Taco Bells and other fast food joints. This is a coordinated effort, so follow these instructions carefully.

First, teams will be deployed to every Taco Bell in the vicinity. Check the dining area, restrooms, and parking lots. Speak with employees and customers. If anyone has seen him, get as much detail as possible about his direction of travel.

Second, expand the search to other fast food chains: McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, KFC, you name it. These are high-traffic locations where he might blend in easily. Again, cover every corner: inside and out.

Report in every 30 minutes with updates, even if you don’t find anything. This is a time-sensitive operation, and coordination is key.

Stay vigilant, stay sharp, and let’s bring Steve Bannon in.

acetanilide ,

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/48e2962a-fdc6-46cc-8df9-1630aaa2fa1f.webp

Monument ,

He’s getting the Independence Day he deserves.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I am thinking of making themed clothing for my family. Like black and orange stuff for Halloween. What age does everyone think my kids will be too cool for it?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Probably 12.

aesthelete ,

Enjoy bitch

crusa187 ,

Good, lock up the traitor filth already. Truly a reprehensible man.

fne8w2ah ,

This wanker richly deserves time in the slammer.

Spitzspot ,
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