JesusSon

JesusSon , 45 minutes ago

Bro when I was a kid I was into it all. Tamagotchi, hyper colors everything, Pogs, Beanie Babies, Slap bracelets, scooters (not the razors scooters the earlier 80's scooters), friendship bracelets, that kickball with the plastic ring you bounced on, moon shoes, Jams, Big Dawg, I'm a dude that loved him some Polly Pockets, windbreakers, bomber jackets, M.U.S.C.L.E, G.I. Joe, Pound Puppies, Garbage Pale Kids, those puffy monster balls you squeezed and their eyes popped out, Shrinky Dinks, and then by the late 90s I was walking around with 30" cuffs in my Kikwear and a Kangol.

JesusSon , 22 hours ago

Don't fly Boeing

JesusSon , 2 days ago

What's the deal with Tic Tacs? I guess everyone forgot his love for beans

JesusSon , 9 days ago

"Titanium is how much? Fuck it use the fake stuff, I need a new super yacht. What's the worst that can happen, we have to assassinate some whistle-blowers? Hahahahahahaha we can do whatever we want!" - Boeing Executive

There I figured it out for you

JesusSon , 13 days ago

Lol, old man gonna old man I guess.

JesusSon , 17 days ago

In my 30s I quit my super stressful job cooking fancy food for fancy fucks and got a job at Subway. It's a long story full of sex drugs and rock and roll that led me to that Subway but that's another story.

One day I was half drunk slinging subs when this lady came in with her daughter with Down Syndrome in tow. The store was slow, it was that dead time between lunch and dinner. Anyway, mom was frazzled but the daughter, Sarah, was so excited to be there. Mom got one of those flatbread joints and Sarah started in on an epic Cold Cut Combo. It had everything on it, it was about as big around as a small tree lol. I answered all her questions and it was like any other order, well except that epic sandwich lol.

They sat down and ate and I gave them some free cookies and went back to doing nothing. Sarah comes to the counter to say thank you, I say your welcome and then she asks me if I am sad. What? This took me aback a little. Some background, my parents had me late in life and poor health and age took them before I was 30. I have been alone for a long time now but at that time it was still kind of fresh and I didn't have anyone that cared enough to ask if I was sad. I gave her some lame "no I am just tired" answer and she went back to her mom. They finished up and were leaving when I went to wipe down their table and Sarah came running up to me and gave me a bear hug. I was just standing there arms up in the air rag in one hand looking at her mom for guidance. It was sort of startling but man, I am hard-pressed to name a more needed hug lol.

Her mom apologised but Sarah just told me it was okay to be sad and they left. A few days later they came back and I made them sandwiches and they would sit and eat and we would all talk. I heard about school and her mom and dad and her mom would always apologize for bothering me. I was never bothered about it, I looked forward to my new friend's infectious optimism every week.

That little girl helped me see some hope in what was at the time a dark place. I only worked there for about 18 months and when I left I waited until I saw them so I could tell them I was quitting. I ended up keeping in touch, went to a couple of birthday parties, and was pen pals with them when I moved for a new fancy food for fancy fucks job.

Sarah died from some complications due to her disability, she had a lot going on. She never cried about it, she was never anything but smiles and compassion. When I visited her in the hospital one time she was holding court in her room with the nurses and staff all smiling and happy. Her indestructible smile changed and in some ways saved my life. I miss that kid, I wish I had known her longer. Anyway, imma go cry like a little girl for a while lol. Peace.

JesusSon , 17 days ago

Pretty much, at the time if I had to make one more poached foie gras I was going to murder a porter just to get arrested and maybe get a full night's sleep.

JesusSon , 17 days ago

Lol, no one can be dad bro and granddad was known to smite a fool or two so...

It's the name of a book of short stories by Denis Johnson.

JesusSon , 17 days ago

Story old as time

JesusSon , 19 days ago

From what I can tell he is being prosecuted because he bought a gun when he was also taking pictures of himself smoking crack. Like most criminal types he is a real brain trust.

JesusSon , 19 days ago

I am not saying there isn't politics involved, all I am saying is he was smoking drugs and bought a gun. The frequency of prosecution does not change the fact that it's against the law. If I am not mistaken, I am often mistaken so correct me if I am, he took pictures of himself doing drugs that have landed him in this particular circumstance. The question was "Is Hunter Biden being prosecuted because of politics?" The way I see it politics is a causal factor, not the root, the root is he wasn't smart enough to put the camera down when he smoked his dope and created a paper trail by buying a gun that then allowed for some partisan hacks to make a name for themselves.

JesusSon , 22 days ago

Those fools in Atlanta have lost their minds!

JesusSon , 25 days ago

He is going to raise a shit load of money, get ready because now he is a martyr to rally against the corrupt criminal Biden family and his overlord Barillary Obinton. I hope I am wrong but this timeline is clown shit so...

JesusSon , 25 days ago

They should refer to him as convicted felon Donald Trump every time they use his name. Put it all in his face at every turn. Bring up old shit tie it all together and air it all but above all lean into the convicted felon part.

JesusSon , 25 days ago

This chuckle headed twat is the reason we have Trump.

JesusSon , 26 days ago

"Fox News knowingly lies to its viewers to undermine the legal system in the hopes that people will vote for that criminal orange cunt." FTFY

JesusSon , 30 days ago

Come on now...everyone knows she counts the coconuts and eats the bananners.

JesusSon , 1 month ago

That'll stop em by golly, they gonna listen for sure.

JesusSon , 1 month ago

I only skimmed it but it seems to me all the shortages are Healthcare. One man's crisis is another man's cost-saving initiative is my bet.

JesusSon , 1 month ago

Who are good little dogs? You are, you guys are good little doggies. I know 6 Supreme Court justices who are getting free vacations this summer!

JesusSon , 1 month ago

Laughs in lifetime appointment

JesusSon , 1 month ago

"ElectricTrombone Slams thehill.com over the overuse of slams."

JesusSon , 1 month ago

By golly, you do that just 21 more times and you are going to regret it, mister.

JesusSon , 1 month ago

And I want Nancy investigated for insider trading...unfortunately, that bag of dicks will probably get her wish before I get mine.

JesusSon , 1 month ago

Hopefully, he gets the full Mussolini treatment. They will have to find an Exxon station since Esso changed its name in the 70s.

JesusSon , 1 month ago

Murder! Suicide! Insanity!

JesusSon , 1 month ago

So, would it would be safe to say Donald Trump loves Pecker?

JesusSon , 1 month ago

If Trump's lawyers jerk Pecker around enough he might get tired and go soft on them in his testimony.

JesusSon , 2 months ago

You are thinking of Dan Patrick, he is the Lt. Governor making him the 2nd biggest cunt in Texas right behind Abbot but ahead of Paxton and Cruz. Though, one could argue that the biggest piece of shit stuck to the bottom of Texas's shoe is Paxton I prefer to lump all 4 in the same bag of dicks.

JesusSon , 2 months ago

Are pregnant women going to send them on vacations, pay for their summer homes, and give sweet jobs to their relatives? No? Then fuck them, go on and die. They should have been richer.

JesusSon , 2 months ago

That's right baby feed the machine.

JesusSon , 2 months ago

Dropping tops and grabbing cocks man, everyone needs one of those ladies in their group.

JesusSon , 2 months ago

I am pro slut bro no doubt, everyone loves the girl that whips em out.