shinigamiookamiryuu ,

All I'd need is one. She'd do doppelgänger work and keep me company sentimentally as well as fulfill, ahem, physical needs.

tetris11 OP ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Isaac Asimov singing "the Clone Song":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAtz2rO-E_0

Fudoshin ,
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Interesting idea but I would utterly hate a person like me.

The old saying about "you hate in others what reminds you of yourself" feels like it was written for me!

I really need someone to contrast my personality. I'd kick clone out within minutes.

tetris11 OP ,
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Everyone has horrific qualities about them, but everyone has redeeming qualities too. I'm sure you and your clone would fight, but I can imagine you would get a lot done too

frickineh ,

One me gets basically nothing done. I feel like a second me is just gonna be used to play all the coop games my friends don't play and we're gonna achieve even less somehow.

MudSkipperKisser ,

Yeah, two me’s would just amplify my indecisiveness to an unbearable level, I think we’d just explode together

deweydecibel , (edited )

Your clone is only a copy of you at first, the more it experiences, the more different it becomes. That's going to cause issues eventually. They may even start working against you.

The solution is The Prestige.

The clone only exists long enough to complete a task or fulfill a purpose, but then one of us (and we don't know which) is gonna get dropped through a trap door and drowned when we're done.

getoffthedrugsdude ,

You just described a meseeks box

HobbitFoot ,

I was going to make a joke about how meeseeks want to die so it isn't that bad, but some people may be into that.

deweydecibel ,

Yeah but the person pressing the button isn't cloning themselves, and the meeseeks just wanna help and then die. Your clone is you, and may start getting...ideas if they hang around too long.

irish_link ,

I disagree. The comment says you can Sync up memories. That means those memories and experiences would happen to both people once Synced.

If there was no Syncing then I fully agree.

JoMiran ,
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'You can't hate me like I do. I know me better." -- Pitchshifter

tetris11 OP ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

'Please Sir, tell me why
My life's so pitiful
But the future's so bright?

Well I'd look ahead
But it burns my retinas'

- Pitchshifter

kakes ,

Tangentially related, but I often think about if everyone on Earth were just like me, what kind of place would it be?

Psychodelic ,

Nah, that's what you think. You'd be hate fucking yourself before the end of the day

Spiralvortexisalie ,
tsonfeir ,
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Yeah, I’d fuck myself too ;)

MxRemy ,

It would be very ill advised, but SO MANY. Enough to organize them. There's a mall nearby that's slowly shutting down, it's like 99% empty now, and there are homeless encampments all outside it being hassled by cops. Instead of giving it to them, it's gonna wind up bulldozed and turned into rich people condos. I'd make enough clones to occupy it and turn it into adhoc co-op housing!

...And obviously like all the boning and other stuff one does with clones as well lol.

tetris11 OP ,
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Enough to enact a meaningful change in your community? That's probably the best answer I've read in this thread

Zoop ,

Fuck yeah. You rock.

Tyrangle ,

One clone so that I can be a stay-at-home dad without losing my income. Finally finish grad school and fix up the house. Show my kid the world when they get old enough to appreciate it. Get a second job once they start school - something to get me outside, or working with people face-to-face. That would be amazing.

tetris11 OP ,
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That sounds really nice. Nothing excessive, just meeting your needs

WhereGrapesMayRule ,

8,093,000,000

tetris11 OP ,
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DharmaCurious ,
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Absolutely love this so much

metallic_substance ,

Such a great short story. My first exposure to this was the Kursgesagt animated version:

https://youtu.be/h6fcK_fRYaI?si=Axn62mZ7dgE9xv87

grue ,

Me after splitting myself into any number of copies:

https://i.imgflip.com/8g9hu3.jpg

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

None as well. The copies will have same needs, same level of lazyness. This won't benefit anyone, quite the contrary. Just more bad people.

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

take over the world

snooggums ,
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Nah, that sounds like work

tetris11 OP ,
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But you could work as a team with common goals, and alleviate the strain of doing it all alone.

tsonfeir ,
@tsonfeir@lemm.ee avatar

Blowjob centipede

Adalast ,

Going dark with it: How much are organs worth on the black market?

Keeping it light: like 4 or 5 maybe, as long as there is no degradation in capabilities I think I could feasibly let 1 do my job, then the rest and myself could pursue other intellectual endeavors. I would also always have a full D&D group and be able to play the multiplayer games I have always wanted to that never had the interest of my friends.

ComradeChairmanKGB ,
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If you would be willing to sell the organs of your clones, it stands to reason that your clones would be willing to sell yours. I think you would likely be harvested first and then they would devolve into a game of organ harvesting Highlander as they all turned on each other.

Cinner Bot ,

DnD issue: memory sync.

You're just yourself playing yourself, and all copies know what all copies are thinking.

Adalast ,

That's not a malfunction, it's a feature.

I always play wildly different characters in my campaigns and like to mix things up. The other players knowing what I am thinking just means that I don't have to communicate my hair brained schemes.

Alsephina , (edited )

A billion copies to lead a communist revolution. Any more than that would probably be unsustainable globally in the short term while the existing capitalist systems are being dismantled and replaced.

Or 3 or 4 clone friends to help out with daily life.

Both are cool. The latter is probably easier and what my copies could actually manage.

Edit: Actually, the ability to sync memories is so ridiculously overpowered that one could probably achieve pretty much anything with their copies.

It also seems like its usefulness would scale up exponentially the more copies you make, so I'll go with the first one.

PlexSheep ,

I mean, with that ability you are basically a hivemind. And if playing Stellaris has taught me anything, it is that more pops are always good.

MTK ,

Of it's naruto style, I would make a 100 of me, have them all find jobs for a year or two, then collapse them all back and never have to work again aince I now saved for 100+ years.

Thavron ,
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The copies have no living expenses?

MTK ,

They do, but they will earn enough to save some, times 100 it's a lot

pH3ra ,
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pH3ra ,
@pH3ra@lemmy.ml avatar

This post could be phrased better...

badcommandorfilename ,

If you could split yourself into a copy of yourself... And why is it one?

Zozano ,
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So what happens with my copy once I'm done with it?

Does it just continue to exist?

Do I need to kill it before it figures out that there can be only one, and kill me first?

alphacyberranger ,
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Reminds me of the episode from Rick and Morty

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Which one lol.

There are multiple episodes which come to mind.

Melatonin ,

What a bunch of useless SOBs. Can't I clone somebody better?

graeghos_714 ,

Imagine being the copy that has to work while one does the family and one is traveling. The ethics of making a copy of myself that is for all purposes a slave would be really weird. Enslaving copies of myself, what a concept. Oh, also one needs to be kept on away for organ needs as I age or get hurt and one with a master copy in case the main "I" dies unexpectedly. yikes

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

That's assuming your copies have individualism. Where I feel my copies would believe in the greater good. Almost all know the role they play to make my true version incredible.

And knowing myself well, one would absolutely rebel to have empathy for the "worker" versions, and find a middle ground. Maybe 4-day weekends and vacations once a year.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Maybe your awareness splits with each copy, so you go from an "I" to a "we." No such thing as a "master" copy then, just different organs of the same meta entity

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

That's how I see it! It's very Buddhist.

A lot of folks in the other comments see it as they're the "Person Prime", and all the clones are some lesser being. Which I don't see it that way.

grue ,

The second season of Invincible touches on this with the Mauler Twins (which aren't actually twins, but instead one guy who clones himself and copies over his brain so there is always two of him around):

spoiler

Usually when they make a clone they can't tell which of them is the original and which is the copy (even though they ought to be able to know by remembering which medical bed the original was lying in, but never mind that), so they work together as equals. However, one time they make a copy after having suffered a disfiguring injury, so they know which one is the original and he lords it over the copy until the copy gets fed up and kills him. The copy sums it up as "sometimes things are the way they are for a good fucking reason."

Tyrangle ,

OP says you can sync memories both ways - easy solution is to just take turns.

JoMiran ,
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Zero. I don't hate myself enough to put myself through this twice.

tetris11 OP ,
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JoMiran ,
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Hell, I’m sad and depressed too when I’m alone, but I manage to get the laundry done and keep the lights on.

You are mistaking not wanting to torture another human being and subject them to a miserable existence, with depression. I think you might also be confusing being sad and lonely with depression.

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