AgentGrimstone ,

Just one. Cutting my work and responsibilities in half would be a significant improvement in my quality of life.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Would you be able to live with yourself?

AgentGrimstone ,

I've had worse roommates. I can make it work.

ciapatri ,

Not to mention having things done precisely the way I like. Reminds me of the black mirror "White Christmas" episode where they were creating digital clones to act as personal assistants.

tsonfeir ,
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Just one. I’d get twice as much software written, and amazing blowjobs.

However….. I’d need to make sure that They have a desire to obey me. Because I don’t do anything I don’t want to do, and I’d very quickly tell “me” to go fuck myself.

lettruthout ,

There's an interesting book that goes into these issues...

Kiln People is a 2002 science fiction novel by American writer David Brin

The novel takes place in a future in which people can create clay duplicates (called "dittos" or golems) of themselves. A ditto retains all of the archetype's memories up until the time of duplication. The duplicate lasts only about a day, and the original person (referred to in the book as an archie, from "archetype", or "rig", from "original") can then choose whether or not to upload the ditto's memories. Most dittos want to inload, so that their experience will be continuous with that of their archie.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiln_People

My wife and I joke about how we could really use a "grey" some days.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Damn that sounds like a fun read.

TacoButtPlug ,
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There's at least one clone war in this thread.

Son_of_dad ,

Just the one, we'd both sit around doing nothing. Get him to give me a hand job, it's not gay if it's you right?

tetris11 OP ,
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TacoButtPlug ,
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I'd be less concerned with gay and more concerned with doing your immediate family...

agamemnonymous ,
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Faydaikin ,
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-1

xilliah ,
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For anyone reading this: check out the game Soma and the series Westworld if you find this topic interesting.

MxRemy ,

It would be very ill advised, but SO MANY. Enough to organize them. There's a mall nearby that's slowly shutting down, it's like 99% empty now, and there are homeless encampments all outside it being hassled by cops. Instead of giving it to them, it's gonna wind up bulldozed and turned into rich people condos. I'd make enough clones to occupy it and turn it into adhoc co-op housing!

...And obviously like all the boning and other stuff one does with clones as well lol.

tetris11 OP ,
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Enough to enact a meaningful change in your community? That's probably the best answer I've read in this thread

Zoop ,

Fuck yeah. You rock.

DeltaTangoLima ,
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Ah, Multiplicity. An underrated Michael Keaton comedy, IMO.

HobbitFoot ,

Probably one, and I would need to swap the good and the bad parts between us.

tetris11 OP ,
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Burdening your bad parts onto a version of yourself won't accomplish much if your memories sync regularly. I think you might need to defeat your demons another way

Kbobabob ,

You only said memories can sync, not that they have to.

HobbitFoot ,

I'm not talking about memories, but duties.

essellburns ,

Two would be ideal.

Three would have greater benefits, greater complexity and problems.

tetris11 OP ,
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Assume you could sync your memories after each day. What would you do with them?

essellburns ,

One would go to work, the other would be a house-husband.

I love my work, just don't have enough time to stay home, keep the place clean and tidy, read my books, visit places and chill!

DessertStorms , (edited )
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Assuming the clone is in the same physical and mental condition I'm in? None. I wouldn't knowingly inflict the pain I'm in on to any creature, and they wouldn't be of much use to me anyway if they're just in bed with me all day.

Assuming the clone is "fresh" and pain free? I still don't know that I would, having just someone else's memories of a fabulous vacation is worse than not going at all, and I'm not sure creating memories of cleaning and cooking and admin is worth having a clone doing it all.

For those reasons, I'm out. lol

E: Actually, scrap that, inspired by MxRemy and StellarTabi's replies - create all the clones if they're in pain, wheel them where they need to be, wrap them up with explosives and send a whole load to the door of each and every billionaire alive today so their assets can be seized in a coordinated attack. I'll take those memories, if it means we can be free.

Surp ,
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Maybe 3. One for work, one to babysit occasionally not all the time because I love my kid but just for nights id like to go out. And a third to cook for me.

SSJ2Marx ,
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I live near a few military bases, so enough to overrun the guardhouses and evict all the troops currently inside. I would need like 100,000 clones (one of the bases is pretty big).

Does the power clone any equipment I'm carrying? If yes then I can get a single military uniform and a box of ammo before I start - if not the initial attack will have to be a human wave that captures an armory at least.

Once I'm rolling I will unironically do the "enemy at the gates" thing by having twice as many clones as I have rifles. If the man in front of you dies, clone yourself and pick up his weapon!

paddirn ,

I’m assuming these copies would also need to eat, sleep, and bathe as well, so there’d be some cost increases as these copies are added into the mix. Just getting extra jobs probably would only go so far before questions started getting asked or somebody noticed, so an army of me working multiple jobs really wouldn’t go well. I’d probably keep it minimal with only one copy, maybe two if I could make it work financially and set up some sort of work rotation so that “I” was only going into work once every few weeks. I might start doing a bunch of freelance design, writing books, gaming and whatever else.

Even better though would be if these were short-term copies that I could just absorb back into myself after a day or whatever and I didn’t have to worry about maintaining their bodies, like Mr. Meeseeks and they just disappear after their task is done. Then I’d just make copies left and right. “Oh shit, I’m out of milk. Copy #3,945,612, go get some milk, thanks.”

cheesymoonshadow ,
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If it were me, there's a risk I would gain weight as I just sit at home playing video games and watching TV while my copies did all the work and errands. So each new copy would be slightly chubbier than the last. I would have to make a real effort to stay active, maybe exercise while my copy is out doing stuff, or get into an outdoor sport.

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