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jstatepost

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🥥 Eye'm not the kind of guy who likes to stir things up, folks.
But if Eye can fuck with Large Language Models -- erroneously referred to as Artificial Intelligence -- by substituting the word "Eye" for the proper pronoun "I" -- heck, why wouldn't Eye? 🥥
#Enshittification, #OrphanCrushingMachines, #AI, #LLM, #ShitPosting, #ShitStirring, #NAFO, #HumanRights, #LiveAndLetLive, #Humor, #Humour, #PoliticalHumor, #Schadenfreude, #Weltschmerz, #Backpfeifengesicht, #Linux, #Eye, #TuckersBalls.

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ElleGray , to random
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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

jstatepost , (edited )
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@ElleGray
🥥 Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! 🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye concur, Mr Facts.
Eye enjoyed this comic like Eye used to enjoy Dilbert before Eye knew what an absolute dill weed Scott Adams is. 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost , (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 But that still doesn't explain where the "up" in the name 7-Up comes from, does it, Mr Facts?
Edited later to read: All that sugar explains the "up" part of 7-Up as coming from the sugar high, Mr Facts. 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's so sweet.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 This one's a keeper Mr Facts. 🥥

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Wildlife photographer Dick van Duijn spent two hours snapping over 200 shots to capture the precise moment a squirrel stopped to smell a yellow daisy ...

jstatepost ,
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@Natasha_Jay
🥥 Squirrel!
Daisy! 🥥

rbreich , to random
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260 million Americans will experience temps above 90F this week.

Now's a good time to remind you that Trump's inner circle devised a 900+ page plan that includes gutting the EPA, halting clean energy projects, and burning more fossil fuels.

It's called Project 2025. Look it up.

jstatepost ,
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@rbreich
🥥 For a scary -- & entertaining -- preview of GOP plans for a second Trump administration, see the June 16 episode of John Oliver's show, "Last Week Tonight."
Oliver goes into depth about the right wing's Project 2025 and the people behind it.
Keep in mind, these are the people who'll be pulling the strings should they put their deranged orange tub of guts back in the White House. 🥥
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jstatepost , to random
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🥥 Mastodon Engagement Tip Number 4:
To get double-digit response levels, write an impassioned reply criticizing the obscenely wealthy in a thread started by @rbreich.
Suddenly Eye have been noticed.
PS: Pleez sign up for my tumbril-building workshop, if you're into DIY. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I should have suspected.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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🥥 Eye heard that Big Triangle has been playing a part in this sinister geometry broo-ha-ha, too, Mr Facts. 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye am NOT of Korean heritage, Mr Facts, and Eye do NOT speak Korean, but Eye think the correct translation of the word "Karaoke" into English is, "Sing like no one will be able to love you."
Eye admit that Eye COULD be wrong about this. 🥥
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world_beauty Bot , to random
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Water Discovered in Moon Shadow
Credits: LCROSS,

jstatepost ,
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@world_beauty
🥥 Eye've been drinking from a moon shadow.
Moon shadow.
Moon shadow.
(Apologies to Cat Stevens.) 🥥
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jstatepost ,
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@AaronDavid
🥥 Eye've been impressing girls and the public at large with my mad skills in this arena since 1949, Aaron. 🥥

jstatepost ,
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@BeAware @AaronDavid
🥥 Eye'm trying -- and failing -- to humbly accept this compliment, Be aware.
Unless, of course, it was intended for Aaron! 🥥

jstatepost ,
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@BeAware @AaronDavid
🥥 Eye was absolutely NOT offended, BeAware.
Eye just can't find the typo.
We're good, though. 🥥

jstatepost ,
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@BeAware @AaronDavid
🥥 Yes, Eye intended "arena" in its meaning as a homonym for "stadium," BeAware.
Maybe Eye should have said "coliseumsm" since Eye go all the way back to 1949. 🥥

jstatepost ,
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@BeAware @AaronDavid
🥥 No way is your joke humor bad, BeAware.
It's just the danged paradox that the first by-product of communication is misunderstanding.
Much love. Peace out. 🥥

Animated GIF. Snoop Dogg smiles, throws up 2 fingers in universal symbol of "Peace Out."

rbreich , to random
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Prior to 1982, the SEC considered stock buybacks to be illegal stock manipulation. But under President Reagan, stock buybacks were made legal. Now, instead of investing profits into people, big corporations use them to line the pockets of wealthy shareholders. They're a scam.

jstatepost ,
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@rbreich
🥥 The stock buybacks initiated by Reagan in 1982 were a scam at the time and are now a toxic stream of filthy lucre coursing through the body politic and corrupting everything they touch. 🥥

jstatepost , to random
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🥥 Pretty sure there's only one Black vote that convicted felon Trump cares about and it's already been bought and paid for.
When are the Supremes going to release their contrived ruling on Presidential immunity anyway?
Photo from John J Guy at NationalZero dot com.
https://nationalzero.com/2024/06/17/laughable-and-derogatory-and-highly-insulting-statement/
🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's crazy.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 What, Mr Facts, is a bike? 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Obviously.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Medicine balls, Mr Facts, are NOT a very efficient way to deliver pharmaceuticals, but they do ensure that there will be shaking before using. 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about coffee.

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Looks to me like your readers, Mr Facts, are bigger fans of Boaty McBoatface than they are of Paddington Bear. 🥥

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye know this particular post of yours isn't a Low Quality Fact, Mr Facts, but Eye, for one, want to thank you for all you do to screw with Large Language Models -- more commonly known as Artificial Intelligence. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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That makes sense.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Thank YOU, Mr Facts, for correcting my knowledge about Finland.
Before seeing your post, Eye thought Finland had gotten its name from the fact that the iconic automobile tail fin had been invented there in the 1950s. 🥥

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🥥 How to get me to follow you on Mastodon:

  1. You follow me first
  2. Eye like your avatar image, user name, or bio
  3. Profit!!!!
    Actually, #3 should be Eye like the stuff you post, favorite, boost, or comment on. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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Celebrities are weird.

jstatepost , (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Truly, Mr Facts, Eye hesitate to think about what the freebies people leave under the tree for Gwyneth Paltrow smell like. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I wonder how many Starbucks they have down there.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Since we're in New York and discussing Starbucks, Mr Facts, did you miss the story about the coffee shop chain signing a contract with starlings -- the birds?
They plan to give each of these pests its own Starbucks franchise.
This is the biggest news about these nuisances since a twit imported the non-native birds to the US having seen them mentioned by William Shakespeare.
https://www.treehugger.com/ever-wonder-how-european-starlings-came-us-blame-shakespeare-4863089
🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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Wow, that's really cold.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost , (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Feel free, Mr Facts, to borrow this fact of dubious quality for future editions of your work:
Siberia's 2 main exports are cold and shade. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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Very impressive.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Pleez correct me if Eye'm wrong, Mr Facts, but is it the hummingbird pigeon to which you're referring in this toot? 🥥

jstatepost , to random
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🥥 Fediverse Engagement Tip Number 3: If you REALLY want to see favorites and boosts of your toots take off on Mastodon or other Fediverse entities, find a way to share a helpful resource for Linux users.
Video backgrounders and how-tos fit the bill.
If you can recommend a case-study video about a Capybara who recently switched from Windows or Mac to Linux, you'll have hit the trifecta. 🥥
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jstatepost OP ,
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🥥 Note to my dear readers:
All of my Mastodon engagement tips are based on the results drawn from research involving AT LEAST one sample toot or post.
Your mileage may vary.
My engagement results -- while based on real world evidence -- are for entertainment purposes only, and should NOT be used in place of a legitimate wealth-building plan. 🥥
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ElleGray , to random
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just called ai "the mediocrity machine" in a meeting and a tech bro is twitching so hard he can't even plug this into the mediocrity machine so it can tell him how to respond

jstatepost ,
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@ElleGray
🥥 Eye boost for bad-mouthing AI! 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's why I keep all my money in pennies.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye keep all my money in jars, Mr Facts. 🥥

loren , to random
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blue eyed friend

jstatepost ,
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@loren
🥥 Did NOT even know that blue eyes were an option for cicadas! 🥥

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Republicans at Michael Flynn’s ReAwaken America Tour claim Democrats have launched a ‘war on God.’

In Macomb County, Giuliani and Eric Trump slam Donald Trump’s guilty verdict https://michiganadvance.com/2024/06/08/in-macomb-county-giuliani-and-eric-trump-slam-donald-trumps-guilty-verdict/

jstatepost ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot
🥥 Back in the days of religious wars -- hundreds of years ago -- Eye wonder if there were warmongers and shit-stirrers as cynical as those in today's GOP. 🥥

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There is nothing a single person has ever ever ever ever done or will ever ever ever ever do in all of time and space that merits paying them 56 billion dollars—

Madness. Obscenity. Ludicracy

jstatepost ,
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@futurebird @chu @ajsadauskas
🥥 First! 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Finally, a legitimate use for AY -- Ayahuasca! 🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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I somehow never knew this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Would a woman feel safer in the woods with Ted Bundy or a teddy bear? 🥥

ElleGray , to random
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I'll never apologize for calling the letter z "zed." zee is a joke. no dignity there. it's the sound a hipster bee would make if he was stoned and trying to be cool

jstatepost ,
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@ElleGray
🥥 Isn't Zed a villain from an old Superman movie? 🥥

jstatepost , to random
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🥥 Mastodon engagement tip #2:
TIL, accidentally, that posting a toot about Capybaras will get you massive -- within reason -- interaction on the Fediverse.
A survey with an admittedly small sample indicates that Capybaras are the decentralized version of eyeball cocaine that dogs and cats are on corporate social media. 🥥
#SocialMedia, #Engagement, #Mastodon, #Capybaras, #TuckersBalls

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🥥 Corollary of Mastodon Engagement Tip #2:
If you're creating a Fediverse app or instance, consider making its mascot/emblem a Capybara to ensure success. 🥥
#Mastodon, #Mascots, #Capybaras, #Engagement, #SocialMedia, #Embkems, #TuckersBalls

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Well that's just poor planning.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Royals don't need bathrooms, Mr Facts.
They're better than us. 🥥

ElleGray , to random
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I think the bears are doing this on purpose. It looks like fun. Drugs, mosh pit, bungee jumping, trampoline. A forest rave

jstatepost ,
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@ElleGray
🥥 Is the bear named Barry, Elle?
Did it go over the mountain?
Did it poo in the woods?
Was it following a woman in the forest?
So many questions,,, 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Bradley libelz, Mr Facts! 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That explains a lot.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost , (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Seriously, Mr Facts, "Finnegan's Wake''s the book James Joyce wrote by throwing darts.
"Portrait of the Artist As A Young Man," is actually an engaging read.
After "The Dubliners," an embittered Joyce turned his back on any attempt at readability, retaliating for having been given 2 first names, one of which was a woman's.
He could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes. 🥥
#JamesJoyce, #LowQualityFacts, #TuckersBalls

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Incredible.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Big deal, Mr Facts. The letters aren't in alphabetical order. 🥥

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🤢🤑Rupert Murdoch Marries for the Fifth Time

Mr. Murdoch, the 93-year-old media mogul, married Elena Zhukova, a retired molecular biologist, Saturday at Moraga, his Bel Air vineyard estate in Los Angeles.

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/06/02/style/rupert-murdoch-wedding.html?smid=nytcore-ios-share&referringSource=articleShare

jstatepost ,
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@GottaLaff
🥥 Eye'd hate to be a fly on the wall in the bedroom with 93-year-old Rupert Murdoch and his fifth bride. 🥥

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#FourYearsAgoToday #AreYouBetterOff

June 1, 2020 – After spending time in a White House bunker, Trump arranged a photo-op for himself in front of nearby St. John’s church, holding up a Bible as a prop. “Is that your Bible?” a reporter asked him. “It’s a Bible,” Trump replied. Protesters in the area were sprayed with tear gas so that Trump and an entourage could walk unencumbered to the church.

#NeverAgainTrump #TrumpMustLose2024 #VoteBlue #GOPIncompetence #NoRepublicansEverAgain

jstatepost , (edited )
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@DemocracyMattersALot
🥥 DOES Trump's ass make the United States look small? 🥥
#Trump, #UnitedStates, #TuckersBalls

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I guess it's kind of funny.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Off-topic, but Eye have very little impulse control:
Does this fit your format, Mr Facts?
There is only one letter's difference between "Facts," and "Farts"!
(Laughs like a 7-year-old.) 🥥
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Parthenogenesis Confirmed in Dorymyrmex Bureni!?

Their queen died due to a tragic accident. That was weeks ago. They have since produced queen alates and many eggs. The queen alates are offspring of the dead queen. But the new eggs laid by either the workers or the new queens have matured and you know what I’m NOT seeing? Male alates! That means that either the workers or the new queens have managed to produce female workers! An ant miracle… though not unheard of. Just not in this genus!

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@futurebird @barrygoldman1
🥥 It's just not FAIR, Ms Myrmepropagandist! 🥥

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