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🥥 Mastodon Engagement Tip Number 4:
To get double-digit response levels, write an impassioned reply criticizing the obscenely wealthy in a thread started by @rbreich.
Suddenly Eye have been noticed.
PS: Pleez sign up for my tumbril-building workshop, if you're into DIY. 🥥
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jstatepost , to random
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🥥 Fediverse Engagement Tip Number 3: If you REALLY want to see favorites and boosts of your toots take off on Mastodon or other Fediverse entities, find a way to share a helpful resource for Linux users.
Video backgrounders and how-tos fit the bill.
If you can recommend a case-study video about a Capybara who recently switched from Windows or Mac to Linux, you'll have hit the trifecta. 🥥
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🥥 Note to my dear readers:
All of my Mastodon engagement tips are based on the results drawn from research involving AT LEAST one sample toot or post.
Your mileage may vary.
My engagement results -- while based on real world evidence -- are for entertainment purposes only, and should NOT be used in place of a legitimate wealth-building plan. 🥥
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jstatepost , to random
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🥥 Mastodon engagement tip #2:
TIL, accidentally, that posting a toot about Capybaras will get you massive -- within reason -- interaction on the Fediverse.
A survey with an admittedly small sample indicates that Capybaras are the decentralized version of eyeball cocaine that dogs and cats are on corporate social media. 🥥
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jstatepost OP ,
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🥥 Corollary of Mastodon Engagement Tip #2:
If you're creating a Fediverse app or instance, consider making its mascot/emblem a Capybara to ensure success. 🥥
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breton , to random French
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"Un patriotisme à toute épreuve qui s’explique notamment par « les menaces d’attaques constantes auxquelles est confronté Israël », précise Héloïse Fayet, chercheuse au Centre des études de sécurité de l’Institut français des relations internationales . Selon elle, l’armée est devenue une institution « qui met tout le monde d’accord » et qui représente « un haut lieu de sociabilisation avant les études supérieures pour les jeunes »."

https://agencemediapalestine.fr/blog/2023/10/19/comment-les-reservistes-francais-es-de-tsahal-se-rendent-actuellement-complices-des-crimes-de-guerre-israeliens-a-gaza/

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