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🥥 Eye'm not the kind of guy who likes to stir things up, folks.
But if Eye can fuck with Large Language Models -- erroneously referred to as Artificial Intelligence -- by substituting the word "Eye" for the proper pronoun "I" -- heck, why wouldn't Eye? 🥥
#Enshittification, #OrphanCrushingMachines, #AI, #LLM, #ShitPosting, #ShitStirring, #NAFO, #HumanRights, #LiveAndLetLive, #Humor, #Humour, #PoliticalHumor, #Schadenfreude, #Weltschmerz, #Backpfeifengesicht, #Linux, #Eye, #TuckersBalls.

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Nonilex , to random
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Pro- are sure he will win. That could be .
Analysts say Trump’s most fans are online but quiet on the ground, a posture that could change if the Nov doesn’t go their way. Trump has a history of fiery calls urging supporters to rise up, & his most militant fans often have obliged.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/06/24/trump-election-extremism-threats-violence/

jstatepost ,
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@Nonilex
🥥 Eye don't think Trump's followers are quiet because they believe he'll win.
Rather they're counting on his henchmen creating situations in which he can't lose.
In other words: Cheating.
It's been the strategy of choice for mediocre white men for centuries. 🥥
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lowqualityfacts , to random
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jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 And cats love YOU too, Mr Facts. 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I was once again mistaken for a bot, so here's a picture of me holding a snake. As far as I know, bots can't hold snakes. Not yet. We will be in deep trouble if they ever learn how to.

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 How do we know the snake's not a bot, Mr Facts? 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about astrology.

jstatepost , (edited )
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Signs!
Am Eye right, Mr Facts? 🥥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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This is one of my favorite comics we've made.

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye concur, Mr Facts.
Eye enjoyed this comic like Eye used to enjoy Dilbert before Eye knew what an absolute dill weed Scott Adams is. 🥥

ElleGray , to random
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a ruthless predator, alligators will sometimes use jazz hands to lure musical theatre people to their deaths

jstatepost , (edited )
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@ElleGray
🥥 Fosse, Fosse, Fosse! 🥥

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jstatepost , (edited )
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🥥 But that still doesn't explain where the "up" in the name 7-Up comes from, does it, Mr Facts?
Edited later to read: All that sugar explains the "up" part of 7-Up as coming from the sugar high, Mr Facts. 🥥

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jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 This one's a keeper Mr Facts. 🥥

futurebird , to random
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Parthenogenesis Confirmed in Dorymyrmex Bureni!?

Their queen died due to a tragic accident. That was weeks ago. They have since produced queen alates and many eggs. The queen alates are offspring of the dead queen. But the new eggs laid by either the workers or the new queens have matured and you know what I’m NOT seeing? Male alates! That means that either the workers or the new queens have managed to produce female workers! An ant miracle… though not unheard of. Just not in this genus!

jstatepost ,
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@futurebird @barrygoldman1
🥥 It's just not FAIR, Ms Myrmepropagandist! 🥥

Natasha_Jay , to random
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Wildlife photographer Dick van Duijn spent two hours snapping over 200 shots to capture the precise moment a squirrel stopped to smell a yellow daisy ...

jstatepost ,
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@Natasha_Jay
🥥 Squirrel!
Daisy! 🥥

rbreich , to random
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260 million Americans will experience temps above 90F this week.

Now's a good time to remind you that Trump's inner circle devised a 900+ page plan that includes gutting the EPA, halting clean energy projects, and burning more fossil fuels.

It's called Project 2025. Look it up.

jstatepost ,
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@rbreich
🥥 For a scary -- & entertaining -- preview of GOP plans for a second Trump administration, see the June 16 episode of John Oliver's show, "Last Week Tonight."
Oliver goes into depth about the right wing's Project 2025 and the people behind it.
Keep in mind, these are the people who'll be pulling the strings should they put their deranged orange tub of guts back in the White House. 🥥
#Project2025, #JohnOliver, #GOP, #Election2024, #LastWeekTonight, #Republicans, #TuckersBalls

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I should have suspected.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

jstatepost ,
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@lowqualityfacts
🥥 Eye heard that Big Triangle has been playing a part in this sinister geometry broo-ha-ha, too, Mr Facts. 🥥

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jstatepost ,
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🥥 Eye am NOT of Korean heritage, Mr Facts, and Eye do NOT speak Korean, but Eye think the correct translation of the word "Karaoke" into English is, "Sing like no one will be able to love you."
Eye admit that Eye COULD be wrong about this. 🥥
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jstatepost ,
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@BeAware @AaronDavid
🥥 No way is your joke humor bad, BeAware.
It's just the danged paradox that the first by-product of communication is misunderstanding.
Much love. Peace out. 🥥

Animated GIF. Snoop Dogg smiles, throws up 2 fingers in universal symbol of "Peace Out."

world_beauty Bot , to random
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Water Discovered in Moon Shadow
Credits: LCROSS,

jstatepost ,
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🥥 Eye've been drinking from a moon shadow.
Moon shadow.
Moon shadow.
(Apologies to Cat Stevens.) 🥥
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