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davidpmaurer

@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org

cantankerous (and carnivorous) alien anthropologist, come to tell stories, write songs, and watch hoominity snuff it. (earth's soil is now 68% plastic. what did you think would happen?)

my avatar is my most recent hoomin skinsuit. my banner is a photo of the current scotus.

#writer #musician #composer #artist #grumpyoldman #politicaladdict

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@jeffowski

they are trying to shut them down using that same reasoning. paraphrasing george carlin, a dumb electorate is a COMPLIANT electorate.

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Via Kyle Griffin:

Reuters: DONALD LOSES BID TO DELAY ENFORCEMENT OF $454.2 MLN JUDGMENT IN NEW YORK CIVIL FRAUD CASE WHILE HE APPEALS - COURT RECORDS

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@GottaLaff

he is not going to pay. and it's going to get ugly.

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff

the obese orange ape

GottaLaff , to random
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Fascists gotta fasc. (Btw, Haley didn’t… yet)

“Mitch is endorsing for president, a move that the Senate GOP leader waited on making until after Trump's only main rival dropped out of the GOP primary.” https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/03/06/congress/mitch-for-donald-00145318

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@otownKim @GottaLaff

believe it or not, things would get worse. martyrs are exactly what the rich men who own them are hoping for. there's even a rumor that putin has a plan to do it if trump strays from script.

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Rep. Swalwell should have charged a two-drink minimum for roasting Donald Trump during this week's impeachment hearing with Hunter Biden. 🍻

davidpmaurer ,
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@chrisramirez i LOVE this.

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Via a follower on Threads.

Sharing this again to get the word out…
Click the link below to send a message to the . It only takes a minute or two out of your day so make your voice heard.

https://www.supremecourt.gov/contact/contact_pio.aspx

davidpmaurer ,
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@GottaLaff done!

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🤷🏻‍♀️ Now he knows how Daddy Dearest’s targets feel.

Donald . receives death threat and white powder in envelope at Florida home

A spokesperson for the former president's son said that test results of the substance were inconclusive but that authorities didn't believe it was deadly.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/donald-trump-jr-receives-death-threat-white-powder-envelope-florida-ho-rcna140603

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@GottaLaff

he snorted it anyway, didn't he?

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Clint Eastwood has some very strong opinions on sexism.

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@lowqualityfacts

he is an authority on the subject because his history with women is on a par with mel gibson.

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Moon Lander is all of us!

davidpmaurer ,
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@luckytran i told it not to drink the night before liftoff.

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"Desperate Palestinians rushing toward aid trucks to fetch food in central Gaza were forced to flee after Israeli troops opened fire on them amid the rapidly deteriorating humanitarian situation in the enclave.

"Footage verified by Al Jazeera shows hundreds of Palestinians in Gaza City in the central part of the besieged enclave running to get food items delivered by the United Nations in boxes on the back of trucks as bullets are fired."

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2024/2/19/israeli-soldiers-fire-at-palestinians-approaching-aid-trucks-in-gaza

@palestine

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@susurros @palestine it is time to stop giving money and weapons to israel.

oatmeal , to israel group
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must be recognised as an international crime

The massive, arbitrary destruction of civilian housing in violent conflict should be recognised as a crime under international law, the UN’s independent housing rights expert told the General Assembly today [28 October 2022].

https://www.ohchr.org/en/press-releases/2022/10/domicide-must-be-recognised-international-crime-un-expert

@israel
@palestine

davidpmaurer ,
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@oatmeal @israel @palestine as intended.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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It's crazy to think they still named a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle after him.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

davidpmaurer ,
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@lowqualityfacts i heard a rumor that franz stole an experimental eyeliner that leo was working on. plus everyone knows that leo and franz were lovers until franz told a mutual friend that he didn't see what was so special about the mona lisa.

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🎶
We can dance if we want to

We can leave your friends behind

'Cause your friends don't dance

And if they don't dance
Well, they're no friends of mine
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davidpmaurer ,
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@Waitnwallflower make it stop! get it out of my HEAADDDD!

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Asteroid 2005 YU55 Passes the Earth
Credits: Deep Space Network, ,

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@world_beauty bad haircut.

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There's nothing wrong with reading a book you love over and over. When you do, the words get inside you, become a part of you, in a way that words in a book you've read only once can't. - Gail Carson Levine

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@lunastation i've read the princess bride 47 times beginning when i was 11, including to our children in the womb.

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