lowqualityfacts ,
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It's crazy to think they still named a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle after him.
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carrieonwriting ,
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@lowqualityfacts Lee Harvey Turtle?

jimbreeds ,
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@lowqualityfacts
And Leonardo did it from a helicopter.

HailSatan ,
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@lowqualityfacts
So sad that he could only travel through time once. I'd instantly had like 50 or 60 fascist 'politicians' I'd love to..... I realised it myself. Guess I'd better stop at this point.
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jonathankoren ,
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@lowqualityfacts The archduke’s last words reportedly were, “Take me out!”

djasa ,
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@lowqualityfacts some Princip-ial chunk of quality is missing here 😂

ashguy ,
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@lowqualityfacts I find the overuse of the term "assimilated" in this case a bit rich. It was a cage match, and the Vinch was simply the more agile competitor. Not worth starting a war over.

ericg ,
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@lowqualityfacts ... who was in 'Flashdance' with Kevin Bacon.

smilingheretic ,
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@lowqualityfacts And all this time I was thinking it was Leonardo di Caprio!

NIH_LLAMAS ,
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry to bust you on this one, but it's a popular myth. Da Vinci merely drew pictures of Ferdinand being assassinated.

NIH_LLAMAS ,
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@lowqualityfacts Sorry to bust you on this one, but it's a popular myth. Da Vinci merely drew pictures of Ferdinand being assasinated.

cosmiclibrarian ,
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@lowqualityfacts ...Who killed him in a fit of jealousy over Mona Lisa.

JPK_elmediat ,
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@lowqualityfacts
It was only metaphorical, but the political satire of the cartoon was very pointed, and the artwork was remarkably detailed.

mypalmike ,
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@lowqualityfacts Ever since then, the middle name "da" has been outlawed in Australia.

davidpmaurer ,
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@lowqualityfacts i heard a rumor that franz stole an experimental eyeliner that leo was working on. plus everyone knows that leo and franz were lovers until franz told a mutual friend that he didn't see what was so special about the mona lisa.

antjbro ,
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@lowqualityfacts he shouldn’t have sang Take Me Out?

jaycee ,
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@lowqualityfacts That bastard started the ‘Great War’! What an asshole.

BackFromTheDud ,
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@lowqualityfacts it didn't stop Franz Ferdinand making a few albums, mind you.

LyleDAL ,
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@lowqualityfacts Franz Ferdinand was my favorite turtle!

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