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davidpmaurer

@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org

cantankerous (and carnivorous) alien anthropologist, come to tell stories, write songs, and watch hoominity snuff it. (earth's soil is now 68% plastic. what did you think would happen?)

my avatar is my most recent hoomin skinsuit. my banner is a photo of the current scotus.

#writer #musician #composer #artist #grumpyoldman #politicaladdict

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alice , to random
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Good night, Fedi. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning. 💕

davidpmaurer ,
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@alice

good night, dpr.

wdlindsy , (edited ) to random
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"NBC stands for Now Boosting the Coup."

~ Mark Jacob


/1

https://www.stopthepresses.news/p/nbc-stands-for-now-boosting-the-coup

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@wdlindsy

they are attempting to steal market share from fox to boost their viewership, share price, and the amount that they can charge for ad space.

with hoomins, most things come down to money or hate.

ElleGray , to random
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you don't see people spontaneously combusting like we used to

davidpmaurer ,
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@ElleGray

well, it's getting harder to trick them into staying put until the sun rises.

GottaLaff , to random
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Via Pagliery: 1/…

's lawyer, Chris Kise, asked Judge Cannon to watch the SCOTUS decision on pres immunity in his DC case.

He wants her to drop Mar-a-Lago case entirely if high court decides to gift Trump this radical, sweeping power.

Yesterday, Trump kept trying to get his Mar-a-Lago judge to disqualify DOJ Special Counsel .

This time, he says the fact that Smith is prosecuting him in FL and DC shows that Smith has no financial constraints--and too much freedom.

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@GottaLaff

😂

alice , (edited ) to random
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    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice @BweeFluff

    bwee, come on - if alice says you're adorbs, it MUST be so. and if she says that things are going to be okay, they WILL be okay.

    (frankly, they wouldn't dare be anything else. she got the KUNG FU!)

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    right back atcha, yer majesty. i'm goin' to bed now. g'night.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    overdue, imho.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🥵AFP- UN says 2014-2023 was hottest decade on record globally

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    @GottaLaff

    ... so far.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🤦🏻‍♀️Sen. Bob is considering running for re-election as an independent, sources say https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/sen-bob-menendez-considering-running-re-election-independent-sources-s-rcna143406

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    @GottaLaff isn't he in prison YET?

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    @GottaLaff pass the hat for gas money. i'll go get'im.

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    @jeffowski 💟

    Strandjunker , to random
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    For this year’s International Women’s Day, I would like to put it as simply as possible: Men should be happy that women want equality. Not revenge.

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    @Strandjunker

    amen.

    Strandjunker , to random
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    1923: Hitler’s coup failed. No real consequences, no changes. 10 years later, he and his co-conspirators took over Germany.

    2021: Trump’s coup failed. No real consequences, no changes. 3 years later, he’s running for president again and his co-conspirators are still in Congress.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @Strandjunker

    are you saying you will give a klondike bar to whomever rubs him out? maybe TWO klondike bars?

    😁

    mastodonmigration , to random
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    Two days until the rapist running for US president has to pay $83.3 million dollars to the woman he raped and disparaged.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @mastodonmigration

    he's not going to pay.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @mastodonmigration

    and his legal team will challenge the lien, fully knowing that they will lose, with the sole intent of delaying payment until he becomes president, at which time he can - apparently legally - have her killed. or pardon himself of all crimes. again, apparently legally.

    welcome to the united states of america.

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