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davidpmaurer

@davidpmaurer@mastodon.sdf.org

cantankerous (and carnivorous) alien anthropologist, come to tell stories, write songs, and watch hoominity snuff it. (earth's soil is now 68% plastic. what did you think would happen?)

my avatar is my most recent hoomin skinsuit. my banner is a photo of the current scotus.

#writer #musician #composer #artist #grumpyoldman #politicaladdict

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18+ alice , (edited ) to random
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    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    are you okay?

    appassionato , to palestine group
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    " If we turn our backs and ignore the crimes against humanity that are being committed in Gaza right now, what credibility will we ever have in criticizing the actions of any country, no matter how terrible those actions may be?"

    — Bernie Sanders (@SenSanders) May 24, 2024

    @palestine



    davidpmaurer ,
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    @appassionato @palestine

    we have credibility? after slaughtering native americans, turning away jewish refugees during wwii, slavery, 3/5 of a man, separate but equal, internment camps, guantanamo, extraordinary rendition, hiroshima, nagasaki, sunset laws, arming the taliban, installing puppet governments in south america and the middle east, afghanistan, korea, cambodia, vietnam, yemen, haiti, south africa, testing lsd on soldiers and others without their knowledge or consent, and on and on?

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ “During a marathon day of proceedings in the Mar-a-Lago classified case, a morning hearing in front of Judge Aileen devolved into a shouting match amongst the attorneys, and the afternoon series of arguments prompted the judge to wonder if the legal nuances of the case may be too difficult for jurors to understand” https://www.cnn.com/2024/05/22/politics/trump-documents-case-judge-cannon-hearing?cid=ios_app

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    jfc, why is she still permitted to sit on the bench?

    DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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    May 17, 2017 – Shortly before Donald Trump took office, Michael Flynn discouraged White House officials from pursuing a U.S. military operation against the Islamic State which would have paired the United States with Kurdish forces. In May of 2017, McClatchy reported that Michael Flynn had been paid over $500,000 by the Turkish government, which had long been opposed to the United States allying with the Kurds.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @DemocracyMattersALot

    why did we not hang him for treason?

    GottaLaff , to random
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    More packing today, so I'll be MIA for the most part.

    Have a good Sunday!

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @GottaLaff

    you too.

    alice , (edited ) to random
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    I threw all my nsfw OC stuff in a gallery so it's more convenient for y'all 😉

    One catch—if you click the link, then you're socially obligated to reply here with the most adorable picture you can find :blobcatpuffyblush:

    To ensure plausible deniability for others, please post cute pics even if you didn't click the link :neocat_boop_happy:

    Wow :sparkles_trans: so much plausible deniability!

    Update 2024-06-29 added:

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    https://drive.proton.me/urls/5T95R4XMK4#SocOvsNTlNb1

    Tips are super-cool :floofHeart:
    https://buymeacoffee.com/alice.watson

    18+ davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    mine too.

    rbreich , to random
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    The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau is our financial watchdog.

    Today, SCOTUS upheld the agency's funding from attacks by shady payday lenders.

    This is huge. Why?

    Since 2011, the CFPB has put $17.5B back in the pockets of 200 million Americans who have been defrauded.

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @rbreich

    so we DO NOT get to eat them juicy justices?

    <sigh>

    GottaLaff , to random
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    🏆

    Via Acyn:

    McGovern: The gentleman keeps talking about crime in DC, crime on the rise. I can tell you one thing, crime is definitely down in The White House right now

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    @GottaLaff

    lowqualityfacts , to random
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    It's where they belong.
    https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @lowqualityfacts

    this explains so much about the moon.

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    davidpmaurer ,
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    @alice

    'night, alice. sweet dreams.

    amydiehl , to random
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    If you want your best talent to leave and go to work for your competitor, then go ahead and force them to return to the office. https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2024/05/12/rto-microsoft-apple-spacex/

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    @Npars01 @KatM @amydiehl

    sold!

    futurebird , to random
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    I still say Trump won't pick a VP. From what I've seen he wouldn't need to pick one legally unless he is elected... I don't see anything about voters getting to know who it would be before the election... or am I misunderstanding these rules.

    There is simply no benefit to picking a VP. Too many forces want Trump gone so having a named successor is dangerous for him.

    When he dies the world ends as far as he cares, why would he plan for that?

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    @futurebird

    his funders will require one because they need a plan b, and one who will follow their edicts more closely than he does. but you may be correct about how late we may learn that choice.

    eeyam , to random
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    Happy Mother's Day!

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @eeyam

    and to you.

    poligraf , to palestine group
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    « … the fact of the matter is that some 67% of Americans according to recent polls support the United States calling for a ceasefire and 60% opposed sending more weapons to Israel… »

    🔗 · https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLrduonT37w

    @palestine

    🕊️ 🇵🇸 🍉 🙏🏻 ✌️ ☮️ 🇺🇸

    davidpmaurer ,
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    @poligraf @palestine

    and the oil companies say fuck off.

    GottaLaff , to random
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    Please proceed.

    Via Kyle Griffin:

    Mayor Eric Adams says the city's Department of Correction and Rikers Island will be ready if is thrown in jail for violating Judge Merchan's gag order in his criminal trial.

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    @GottaLaff

    oh please oh please oh please please please please...

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