cordlesslamp

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cordlesslamp ,

When I was a teen, I think pickup looks super cool and would definitely buy one if I could.

Now as a more practical adult, I don't think I'll ever buy a pickup because I have no use for them and there's a lot more downsides to it (higher tax in my country, higher maintenance, bigger footprint, lower fuel efficiency). But I still think they look cool.

cordlesslamp ,

What about return policy?

cordlesslamp ,

His base probably gonna take that as a compliment.

cordlesslamp ,

You must be some kind of genius to decipher that. I wouldn't even consider the image as part of the message.

cordlesslamp ,

Oh wow, I'm literally in the same dilemma lately and don't know who to talk to. Your case is exactly like mine, how strange.

My first born is now 5 month old and I love him so much, with all my heart and soul. It makes me realize how easy it is to love your child and how could my parents had treated me so badly.

I got out as soon as I turned 18 and they have no idea why would I do that. So they told everyone how I'm an ungrateful piece of shit that abandon them the first chance I got.

_My parents: Abuse me every day since I could remember.

_Me: GTFO as soon as I could

_My parents: surprised Pikachu face

Never forget the day I ran away, all I got is a bag of clothes and $176 that I secretly saved up because they would took it away if they knew.

When I was little, my mom would constantly remind me how a waste of money I was. How I owe them for every penny they spent on me and I better pay them back ASAP when I'm "able to work".

They would beat me for every little thing, like this one time when my mom yelling out for me from downstairs "where is that piece of shit?" So I answered "Ya?". I was 8 at the time.

Or the time she tell me she wishes that I would got hit by a car and die so she doesn't have to waste any more money on me. I believe I was in 2nd grade at the time.

Or when she misplaced a $10 bill and accused me of stealing it so she beat the shit out of me and starve me for the entire day, then she found the money somewhere she misplaced so I could eat dinner that day.

My dad on the other hand, is not much of an "abusive" one. But he has never done anything to protect me either. He just doesn't really care about me at all.

Growing up, I has never had any toys or videogames or games of any kind. All I got are the most necessities like cheap clothes and enough to eat. And the constant reminder of how I should be eternally grateful for that.

No one would believe me when I sad my mother is a bad person and I hated her. Their first reaction is always skeptical at best, or downright believe I'm a spoiled brat because "all mother are saint".

cordlesslamp ,

I know people who are shoplifting for "fun" or for "the thrill". They don't even care about the items and they definitely don't care about the shop owner. They just do it when they see the chances.

cordlesslamp ,

Yay, another billions of dollars invested in new ways to show me ads.

cordlesslamp ,

Do you have any idea how little that narrowed it down?

cordlesslamp ,

Fancy coffee.

cordlesslamp ,

How'd you know?

Are you a cat?

cordlesslamp , (edited )

Try thinking some sentences (like a song lyrics or a conversation) while holding your lips and tongue completely still, I mean not moving them even a tiny bit.

cordlesslamp ,

Well it's supposed to be impossible.

cordlesslamp ,

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/bf693654-47ff-4c43-bc21-128ce009f0d0.jpeg

cordlesslamp ,

umm, you need something to mount the giant screen, don't you? So might as well have some class while you're at it.

cordlesslamp ,

TIL, there's oxygen molecules above 240Km. I thought there's hardly anything above 100Km and that's why they set it as the lowest boundaries of space.

cordlesslamp ,

Literally never seen any post about things made of jeans. What's wrong with my phone?

cordlesslamp ,

If Joe Biden hasn't done anything, then why does Trump have so many things to revoke and reverse?

Feel like almost every day there's a headline about something new that Trump promised to reverse (for the worse).

cordlesslamp ,

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/eee1bb5c-11f2-4ad8-873c-ae7b8a0a3a02.jpeg

cordlesslamp ,

There is currently no way to do it on a budget.>

Launch the capsule into space in an orbit around earth that's always obscure from the sun?

Not a "budget" option but definitely a hell lot cheaper in the long run (decades, or even centuries).

cordlesslamp ,

the man.
The Myth!
THE LEGEND!!!!!

cordlesslamp ,

That's definitely sarcastic.

cordlesslamp ,

You mean banish them to another realm?

cordlesslamp ,

Isn't 240W is the latest (& highest) PD standard?

cordlesslamp ,

False. Really hot glass would glow red, and sometimes cold glass would have condensation depending on the humidity.

cordlesslamp ,

The more I hate a character, the more respect and admiration I have for the actor/actress. I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people who can't differentiate between fiction and reality.

cordlesslamp ,

Has anyone asked Trump that he believes if Biden want to execute him and his allies RIGHT NOW, it would be totally ok and Biden should get full immunity as well?

cordlesslamp ,

Evolution, WHY!!?

cordlesslamp ,

This is art. Not even joking. I would pay $5 for a ticket to see that in person.

cordlesslamp ,

when I was little, my neighbor had this tiny chicken that acted like a guard dog. It would chase and attack anything that comes near the front gate. All the neighbor kids are traumatized by that little fucker, including me. That's why I have an eternal fear of chicken, even now as a 6"2' male adult.

cordlesslamp ,

idk, America seems to push Universal Basic Gun Owning pretty hard. Can't say that it's helping anyone tho.

cordlesslamp ,

What the F?

Where!?

cordlesslamp ,

Human centipede.

You just said "vibes", not "good vibes".

cordlesslamp ,

Is that a line from the Tom Cardy's song? I definitely heard that before, somewhere.

cordlesslamp ,

You're trolling, right? RIGHT!?

PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE TROLLING!! PLEASE!!!!!

cordlesslamp ,

With our currently more advanced technology, could we built another Voyager project but with much higher speed that can catch up to Voyager 1 and surpass it? Or perhaps capture Voyager 1 and pushing it along?

cordlesslamp ,

Is it a fixed number or just estimate? I'd like to keep my hope up if possible.

cordlesslamp ,

European thinking politicians consider €20.000 a "large sums of cash"?

That's cute.

cordlesslamp ,

Yup, totally the same.

-insert The Office meme here-

_ Corporate wants you to tell the difference between the two parties.

_ American: They are the same party.

Negative electricity prices registered in nearly all European energy markets ( www.pv-magazine.com )

"Spanish consultancy AleaSoft Energy Forecasting recorded negative hourly electricity prices for all but one European energy market it analyzed during the first week of April, including in the Spanish and Portuguese markets for the first time. It also registered an all-time production record for photovoltaic energy in Portugal...

cordlesslamp ,

Came from a shit hole country, I can't comprehend what is the meaning of "negative electricity price".

If the electric company set a price on electricity, let say $0.2/KWh. What stopping them from keep charging that price no matter what's the electric production at the moment. They can even rise price when demand is high, and keep a fixed price when demand is low.

cordlesslamp ,

Now I feel poor. Thanks.

cordlesslamp ,

Is that really from a book that used to teach children? Holy fuckin hell. No wonder America got shittier every day.

cordlesslamp ,

IT'S LIKE MAGIC!

Then they probably got punished for practicing witchcraft and dark arts.

cordlesslamp ,

Didn't iPhone been doing it for years so you can still track your lost phone even if it's turned off?

But this is Android, I'm sure there'll be work around if you don't want it. Personally I think it could be helpful.

cordlesslamp ,

Never touch the YT homepage. Always went straight to Subscription tab and watch stuff you subscribe to or search for the stuff you want to watch yourself.
Also turn off watch history and web activity.

cordlesslamp ,

Then you move 1/100 of an inch and the cat leave. And that's what sadness looks like.

cordlesslamp ,

Don't forget those who voted them there.

cordlesslamp , (edited )

Rat milk, I guarantee you no one has ever tasted that.

Edit: Welp, my day is ruined. People are weirder than I've ever imagined.

cordlesslamp ,

I saw this meme pop up every single time around an eclipse in the last decade or so. Except for the Alpaca, that's new.

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