EmoDuck

@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works

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EmoDuck ,

Heavy use of incest to gain control over Afro-Eurasia

EmoDuck ,

That's what that is? I always thought it was the milky way

EmoDuck ,

Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit

How do you connect with people and make friends without social media?

I'm struggling to figure out how to make friends without having Instagram or any other social media. I have discord but don't use it much. I see all my acquaintances in discord channels and sharing Instagram posts and stuff. It's already hard for me to make friends, but I feel like not having any of the traditional social media...

EmoDuck ,

The first thing I think of when I hear volunteer is soup kitchen, and after a quick check it turn out my local one doesn't need any more people at this time. What are some other places one can volunteer, that might not be so obvious?

EmoDuck ,

People are STILL bringing up the "there's enough room" arguments?

The movie LITERALLY shows you why it doesn't work. At first they both try to climb on it, but they're too heavy and the stupid thing capsizes. Only then is Jack like "You go take it, Imma good"

Also, Mythbusters tried it and got the same results. 2 people to heavy, 1 ok.

EmoDuck ,

Iirc, cochlear implants don't actually produce sounds, but an electro static (?) feedback. So the aliens aren't actually vulnerable to sounds but to that.

The movie probably could have explained that better

EmoDuck ,

Yes, after the took off their lifebelts and tied them under the door for adden buoyancy.

I think two people, already stressed to their teeth, now also suffering from hypothermia can be forgiven for not having the same presence of mind in that situation

EmoDuck ,

Sigh

I'm getting the penis flattener

EmoDuck ,

Originally? Yes, it's non-breaded. People (including Germans) seem to think that a Schnitzel has to be breaded.

This is probably because of Wiener Schnitzel but traditionally there are a lot of unbreaded Schnitzel

EmoDuck ,

TIL the Church of the Broken God was real and just a lot less impressive

EmoDuck ,
  • Will feed you some weird ass food

"What's wrong honey? You've barely touched your toast hawai."

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/719edf01-f09e-4aff-81c3-6c493302246a.jpeg

I'll leave it up to you if that's a pro or a con

EmoDuck ,

"What the hell, Jenson?!? This is our firms biggest case in 20 years and you show up two hours late?!?"

"Oh, haven't you heard?"

EmoDuck ,

They have a dedicated survivor to prevent that

EmoDuck ,

Tuna

It's pretty common in Europe amd Italy itself, but for some reason not so much in the rest of the world. Especially with thinly sliced onions on top.

Also, Sujuk

It's like pepperoni, but a lot better

EmoDuck ,

If non-Italian pizza are game then I wanna add alsacian Flammkuchen/Tarte Flambée

EmoDuck ,

Thank god. For a second I thought I had the worst case of Baader-Meinhof syndrome ever

EmoDuck ,

Is the green stuff guacamole? It looks VERY green

EmoDuck ,

I clicked on a porn add when I was a child. It shattered my world in a very good way

EmoDuck ,

They use lower voltage batteries so it shows "battery low" even when fully charged. After all, why use more expensive batteries when you plan to blow them up

EmoDuck ,

Not pointless, a somewhat protected border is better than a not protected border if they have to go around it

That was the entire point of the Maginot line

EmoDuck ,

The way they overran Kiev in 3 day?

EmoDuck ,

It accomplished slowing the Germans down and forcing them with going thought the rougher terrain of Belgium. That's far from nothing

EmoDuck ,

What's the point of seatbelts if people wearing them might still die in car crashes? Might as well get rid of them then

EmoDuck ,

homemade pirate cannon

That's homemade? Must be one hell of cool home

EmoDuck ,

Drippenwagen doesn't sound bad fake German enough. Let's change it to Drïppënwägën

EmoDuck ,

Would be a crime to post these and not also link to Adam Savage's video about them

EmoDuck ,

Fake astronaut training, followed by fake flight to the moon.

SPace Cadets

YouTube playlist

EmoDuck ,

Maybe she concisers Neil and his boys to not be people

"The moon landings were real, we just send hyper realistic animatronics" would certainly be a fresh take

EmoDuck ,

The Gros Michel isn't fully extinct, you can still buy them as delicacies. But from what I've heard they aren't that great, just different to the Cavendish

EmoDuck ,

Humans have a history of eradicating species without even trying. If we put our mind to it we'd have the oceans scraped clean by next week.

Free Willy, with every purchase of $20 or more

EmoDuck ,

And risk life and limb? Acorn season is coming up and without heavy military equipment for neighborhood patrols it will be a bloodbath /j

EmoDuck ,

Let's turn this cope cage into a cozy cage

EmoDuck , (edited )

He only has two Wikipedia articles, in French and German. The title of the French one is Louis Coulon (Unionist) while the Germans one us Louis Coulon (Beard haver)

EmoDuck ,

It will only kill 99.9% of italians. The survivors, if there are any, will be alerted and rapidly approach your position. At this point, suicide will be the only way out

EmoDuck ,

I love Mordred. In fact, I have an whole folder filled with "fanart" of Mordred

EmoDuck ,

That's why I liked Super Sons so much. Damians saltiness gets perfectly balanced out by Jon's sweetness.

That's also why Bats amd Supes are such a good duo, they play off each other and through that complete each other.

Damn you Brandis for taking Super Sons from us Angrily shakes fist at sky

EmoDuck ,

CHAZ was such a bizarre fever dream

EmoDuck ,

If All Quiet On The Western Front has taught me anything then it's to not take a dead soldiers boots. Those things are cursed

EmoDuck ,

It's a shame. All the conspiracy tourists have really disrupted the gargoyle breeding rituals

EmoDuck ,

It's always interesting to see what types of jobs we've lost to automation

EmoDuck ,

No joke at all. We just seem to really love that leaf design for some reason

EmoDuck ,

This one keeps getting useless

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/44283edb-57a6-4286-a2a6-6ed9c248cd67.jpeg

EmoDuck ,

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/04b93251-b205-4abd-b53a-8b01e7172a4f.jpeg

EmoDuck , (edited )

It also lead to the invention science fiction and the bicycle

Edit: I'm an idiot, I confused Mt Krakatoa (eruption 1883) with Mt Tambora (eruption 1815). I sometimes just get my Indonesian super eruptions of the 19th century confused.

EmoDuck ,

It did? Wikipedia lists it to have been around for way longer, even the modern style seems to predate the eruption

EmoDuck ,

This is such an obvious idea that it just shouldn't work yet it does

EmoDuck ,

Please be considerate and pick up your drones leavings. Let's keep this battlefield clean

EmoDuck ,

What's that graph in the pic? Looks like poop splatter

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