EmoDuck

@EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works

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EmoDuck ,

whoa there pardner

People who write "funny" error messages should be tied to a tree and have old circut boards thrown at their feet

EmoDuck ,

Just spit balling here but is there any reason we couldn't also make the radioactive?

EmoDuck ,

"The room appears to be empty"

EmoDuck ,

The dutch really looked at the danger of rising sea levels and said "Fuck it, we're here for a good time, not a long time"

EmoDuck ,

There are two kinds of reactions to trying out an air fryer:

"Wow, this is so much better than a normal oven" and

"Wow, this is so much worse than a normal fryer"

I am very much of the latter opinion

EmoDuck ,

Something something the Royal Family amiright?

EmoDuck ,

Apparently it's one of those things where English speakers confused "deutsch" with "dutch".

The thing is, most germans also have never seen a dutch baby

EmoDuck ,

Obviously not. Everyone knows that the Dutch hatch from eggs, fully grown.

EmoDuck ,

Your dad left because Paul Blart awoke some feelings in him and he was afraid that if he stayed, he would have fallen in love with Paul Blart

EmoDuck ,

And they're doing a great job at it. So far not a single russian soldier has been lost to t-rex

EmoDuck ,

I've always been torn. I prefer Armageddon in pretty much every sing way but it's plot was JUST SO DUMB.

I seriously wonder if Big Oil had a hand in it's creation and used it as a PR piece ala "Astronaut are so outdated, every kid nowadays wants to be an oil driller. Sign up with BP TODAY!"

EmoDuck ,

Now guys, hold it with the downvotes, maybe they have a point. Nutsack, which dishes specifically do you think are improved by piss?

EmoDuck ,

I had a phase where I was really into making rice "the authentic way". Wash it, soak it, boil it in exactly proportioned amount of water, etc. Then I realized that I can instead just add a shit ton of butter and turn the side dish into the main dish

EmoDuck ,

I do a similar thing but with horseradish. Just a hint of it is enough to improve the sauce

EmoDuck ,

Only one way to find out. If there are any Amish in this thread please respond and share your experiences

EmoDuck ,

Your comment almost made me faint like a posh Victorian aera woman.

Lasagna is like sex. There will be a soggy mess at the end but it's sorta worth it

EmoDuck ,

Ground fennel seed.

People use it for chicken, fish and broth and it's great in all of them but it realy shines in salads.

I used to be just like you, not really liking salads. They were always just a side dish or something to eat when I wanted to be "healthy". But that changed when I started adding fennel seed.

Now, whenever I make salad I start by adding a ton of FS, think "shit, I added too much", sit down to eat it only to get back up amd add more.

EmoDuck ,

Then I strongly encourage you to try fennel seed. It's an entirely different flavors all together

EmoDuck ,

Misato from Neon Genesis Evangelion

EmoDuck ,

I have the sudden urge to go and sign up to the US Army

EmoDuck ,

You are not immune to propaganda

EmoDuck ,

The Navy meanwhile had a Shinji and Kaworu cosplayer making out with each other. Know your audience

EmoDuck ,

she turne to her bf and just said 'you said it was over'

"Well, duh. Of course it's over, our dog obviously ate her"

EmoDuck ,

The German city of Constanze would deliberately leave all their lights on at night so that allied pilots would think they were part of Switzerland

This actually worked pretty well

EmoDuck ,

Even this is outdated by now. Precision bombing has become so precise that we can just bomb the part of an enemies brain that allows them to be mean and destroy it as sort of a non-leathal long-range lobotomy.

Source: I am a War Thunder player

EmoDuck ,

Nice, but isn't he that boy Katniss ended up with in Hunger Games?

EmoDuck ,

In Project Hail Mary there is an alien species that from our point of view are basically living rocks, living in a far hotter atmosphere with many times the pressure of earth.

But from their point of view, humans are leaky sacks of flesh that live in fridge near-vacuum

EmoDuck ,

It would be great for a sociopath

"Uh, I don't like this guys, let's just take a good look at him and give him cancer"

EmoDuck ,

If you are planning on not sleeping today then I have a great short story for you:

Short story

Narrated YouTube video

EmoDuck ,

someone else is gonna raise your sons and daughters

God damnit, what a line

EmoDuck ,

Great pick! Listened to it after The Martian and honestly, I like it even more. I heard they've started production on a movie adaptation with Ryan Gosling and I am very excited

EmoDuck ,

All mice are edible if you put your mind to it

EmoDuck ,

For me it's the brontosaurus. Sorry, but sometimes size DOES matter

EmoDuck ,

After hearing about Kewpie mayo for years I finally got some when I visited Japan and... it's alright. Not bad, not life changing, just alright. Maybe I've just always had good mayo so my standard has been too high.

Remoulade on the other hand, that's where it's at. Could drink that shit up with a straw

EmoDuck ,

I got into Tchaikovsky after reading thought Dennis E. Taylor's Bobiverse series and while I liked those books, they were always very lacking in creative alien designs. The Pav, Deltans and Quinlans are all pretty much just different flavors of human-like.

Children of Time on the other hand had some truly alien aliens, even though they technically aren't even aliens. The way the spiders society and industry functions is so different from humans and more interesting for it.

I know the second book of the CoT series isn't as highly regarded but I love the antagonist and how it works. Fair to say that I have lost all interests of "going on an adventure"

EmoDuck ,

Maclunkey indeed

EmoDuck ,

Isn't the Lawnmower Man book a short story that has practically nothing to do with the movie?

EmoDuck ,

Didn't human life evolve in modern day Ethiopian? So technically, every country belongs to Ethiopians and their descendants.

But since all humans are Ethiopian descendants, it should be all good in the neighborhood

EmoDuck ,

There seem to be a couple of loops where you always end up circling between the same through pages

EmoDuck ,

So what you're saying is I should take out as many loans as humanly possible and set it all on black?

On an completely unrelated note, do you still have both your kneecaps and would you be willing to co-sign a loan with me?

EmoDuck ,

Big fan of "Deluge"

EmoDuck ,

I wonder how fuck_blue_shells is doing

EmoDuck ,

I had your mom for a semester in college

EmoDuck ,

The Babylons had a great counting system using the segments of their fingers

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/ff69a628-1b77-449e-aa44-120cbebe2825.jpeg

Thought I prefer the binary counting system

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f0e2e096-b675-4347-bc6a-e26c5d064497.jpeg

EmoDuck ,

With it's toumg, Bert

EmoDuck ,

After the porn bombardment didn't work, the axis powers considered a German porn bombardment, which was quickly rejected as even Hitler thought it was too cruel

EmoDuck ,

Occams razor dictates that the simplest answer is usually the correct one. And the simplest answer is this situation is clearly something else entirely:

Mars-Hawks

EmoDuck ,

Ah, that makes a lot of sense

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