Diplomjodler

@Diplomjodler@feddit.de

Mostly harmless

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HE USED A PLASTIC STRAW!!! GET THE TORCHES AND PITCHFORKS!!!!

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But don't worry, VW will have a cheap model ready by 2027. I wish I was joking.

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And they lived happily ever after, where he beat her up every week after a bottle of vodka.

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Cue Russian screeching about terrorism.

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Ooohhhh. Someone's salty. Make sure you check under your bed for Dark Brandon before you go to sleep!

Diplomjodler ,

What's ABA theory? But anyway, spot on.

Diplomjodler ,

Cause of death: excited delirium.

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    He already had his payday. The suckers will be left holding the bag when it all inevitably goes south.

    Diplomjodler ,

    It's refreshing to not have so many Trumpers. They're still around but not as prevalent. Overall this is just so much friendlier.

    Diplomjodler ,

    This is pretty basic but have you checked how many cores and how much memory you have allocated to your VM?

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    Oh. I thought that was for the whole server. In that case, I'm all out of ideas.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Maybe you're a robot?

    House Republicans had a bad day: Most of them voted against a sweeping funding bill. One threatened to overthrow Speaker Johnson. Another Republican resigned early. And Santos caused turmoil in N.Y. ( www.nbcnews.com )

    Friday began with House conservatives holding a press conference to trash the $1.2 trillion spending bill their leaders negotiated with Democrats, sparking some fears about its prospects. ...

    Diplomjodler ,

    Trump voters will vote for him no matter what.

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    Nobody is on the fence about this. There are only open Trump supporters and those that won't admit to it.

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    Normal people would have been jailed for contempt of court for far less.

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    The janitor in your office is planning something too! He went undercover for thirty years just to frame you!

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    No matter who comes after him they won't have his talent to whip the morons into a frenzy.

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    I guess as a Russian, you're used to taking it up the ass, but that might be a bit much.

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    Chechens finally making a move?

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    So doing it to make the friggin frogs gay is OK?

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    Cue another meltdown by Muskiboi.

    Diplomjodler ,

    He was pretty misogynistic and kind of nuts

    Not to mention very much into eugenics.

    Diplomjodler ,

    And if people aren't isolated they might get silly ideas about questioning the system.

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    They could have a common room where you are allowed to talk. But that would cost money of course, we can't possibly afford that.

    Edit: please don't have showers in the common rooms of pubic libraries

    Diplomjodler ,

    Unfortunately Uncle Valodja is in a bit of a pickle moneywise himself. Maybe try North Korea?

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    What did it do to get barred?

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    What has the poor Sahara desert ever done to the UN?

    Diplomjodler ,

    That seems like a lot of effort just to catch a few FPV drones.

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    But that's way too complicated for the average shlub.

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    Not destroying them any further would be a good start, though. And I get it that people have a lot of legitimate grievances with the current political system. But anybody who thinks that voting for Trump is in any way shape or form a solution for those is just deplorably stupid.

    Diplomjodler ,

    The solution is obviously another coup in Guatemala to reduce their power usage

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    Would be interesting to see how that thing would fare in a modern war. On the one hand, it can deliver a shit ton of missiles very quickly. On the other hand it has a radar echo like, well, nothing like it I guess, and it certainly flies slower than any missile.

    Diplomjodler ,

    In flight it's way faster than any FPV or naval drone.

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    If you attack it head on you have a very short window of opportunity before it's past you and if you try from the side you'll have to be really really good at geometry. And that thing won't go in a straight line while it's in enemy range.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Any regular person would just have their assets seized but when you're rich (or pretend to be), they let you do it.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Completely agree. Never once did I think "I wish I was on Windows" since I've been using Mint

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    That's because the two major VR ecosystems are run by companies that are the antithesis of open source.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Never seen something so brutal and so funny at the same time.

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    Big fucking shotgun. And note how the pilot lines up the two guys so he can get them with one shot.

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    Even if he fails completely he will still do untold damage, just like he did the first time round. Putin's aim is not to control the US. Even he knows he can't do that. He wants too weaken the US by sowing chaos and in that he's already been successful beyond belief.

    Standard pregnancy care is now dangerously disrupted in Louisiana, report reveals ( www.npr.org )

    In the wake of Louisiana's abortion ban, pregnant women have been given risky, unnecessary surgeries, denied swift treatment for miscarriages and ectopic pregnancies, and forced to wait until their life is at risk before getting an abortion, according to a new report first made available to NPR....

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    Let nobody tell you that this is some kind of unfortunate side effect. The system works exactly as designed. The cruelty is the point.

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    And yet, here we are.

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    Those lying, dog faced pony soldiers deserved it!

    Diplomjodler ,

    The solution is obviously to take away womens' reproductive rights.

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    So how much is their total capacity?

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    Those are rookie numbers! They gotta get those numbers up!

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    To fascists the law only exists to allow them to persecute the people they don't like. They never think it applies to them.

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    So how on earth is it possible to elect a well known and blatantly obvious national security risk as president? I guess national security is only important when it comes to persecuting people who question the system.

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