Diplomjodler

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Diplomjodler ,

Cool. I'm a dude and pretty old, though. Having a baby might be a bit of a problem.

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None of this is accidental or a failure of the system. The system works as designed.

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Absolutely Donny's kind of guy. But surely he did it out of the goodness of his heart and isn't expecting any kind of payback

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We've had one pandemic, yes, but what about second pandemic?

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I name all my turds Donald before flushing.

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I suggest Insane Clown International

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I'm sure he'll be thrilled.

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It's not white hot yet. I think we still have a few MHz of headroom.

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Today I learned a new word: invaginated.

Diplomjodler ,

And don't forget that they're in any media advisory council so criticism of the churches is systematically suppressed.

Rep. Mike Turner says there is a "chaos caucus" who want to block any Congressional action ( www.cbsnews.com )

Rep. Mike Turner, the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee on Sunday derided a group of lawmakers that he says have continued to "stop everything" in Congress amid opposition toward additional aid to Ukraine and a possible effort to oust House Speaker Mike Johnson....

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If there were any reasonable Republicans, they could get stuff done simply by making deals with the Democrats. The fact that this isn't happening shows that there are no reasonable Republicans.

Diplomjodler ,

Why is he skinny?

Meth. The answer is meth.

Diplomjodler ,

And is that huge 3D printer in the room with us now?

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He truly is our Lord and Saviour!

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He truly is our Lord and Saviour!

Diplomjodler ,

He truly is our Lord and Saviour!

Diplomjodler ,

Except of course, when it's cloudy. The only eclipse that ever happened where I lived in my lifetime was a total disappointment because you couldn't see anything.

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Quite frankly, this scam was so obvious, I have zero sympathy for anyone who fell for it.

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We obviously need to unionise the AIs.

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Very well put.

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Eaten by leeches

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Hey, we're not judging. You do you.

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That'll do wonders for their labour shortage.

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Don't want to sound like I'm proselytising but do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Linus Torvalds?

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    Diplomjodler ,

    Either he really wanted to kill himself or he was drunk off his tits.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Every accusation is a confession, as per standard procedure.

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    Honor and praise to all who protect Ukraine from Russian terror.

    And shame on all far right assholes in the US and Europe that support it.

    Update for the sad post yesterday

    My previous post was about one of the two kittens I saved being near death and the vet said there was nothing we can do and suggested putting him down. As I said before, we decided against that and took him home to keep him warm. He slept in bed with us tucked into a heating pad. Still as weak and frail as before....

    Diplomjodler ,

    Happy to hear the little guy is OK. Here's sending more good vibes from the internet.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Cool video.

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    If the fascist insurgency wins, they can plunder all they want. At this point, that's the only way they can survive.

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    Just get a better job, if you can't afford water!

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    If it worked for the Ewoks, it'll work for the Ukrainians.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Yes. Of course. Why don't you join? We could use some people on the turn-the-friggin-frogs-gay chemtrail planning committee.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Having a person like that as attorney general is just a travesty beyond belief.

    Diplomjodler ,

    They successfully unloaded their failed company on some greater fool. These things will never be viable for anything other than being rich people toys.

    Diplomjodler ,

    So why the fuck did they hire that piece of shit in the first place. Shame on them!

    Diplomjodler ,

    Is my phone charger spying on me?

    Diplomjodler ,

    Does it run on the Steam Deck?

    Diplomjodler ,

    Time to take off the kid gloves. Part of the problem is that the Democrats have never really fought hard against the far right, the way they, for instance, fight against any progressive candidate that might rock the boat. They'd rather hand the country to the fascists than upset their sponsors.

    Diplomjodler ,

    Imagine getting your knickers in a twist over bullshit like this. Don't people have anything better to do?

    Diplomjodler ,

    It always annoys me how religious feelings are somehow seen as privileged. What about my atheist feelings?

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    How much is that in football fields?

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    But this one's a special kind: a narcissistic moron.

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    It's always projection with these people - or whatever they are - so I guess they do want to replace us with lizards.

    Diplomjodler ,

    You're a true hero!

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    Sounds like every conservative's wet dream.

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    Well, I know the policies they've been advocating for. You know like, taking away women's bodily autonomy. Denying them reproductive healthcare. Taking away the rights and dehumanising anybody who doesn't conform to their very narrow (and utterly unscientific) ideas of gender identity. Making healthcare unaffordable to the point where live expectancy in the richest country on earth is falling. Letting any idiot buy an assault rifle, leading to countless deaths and a population living in fear. An inhumane and deeply racist prison system. Letting police get away with open blatant murder. I could go on. So pardon me if I think that a "conservative" is a person who simply likes to make other people suffer.

    Diplomjodler OP ,

    It had a little spring that holds the keys in place. Everything stays where it's supposed to be and I didn't even have to re-tighten it yet.

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