Just going over the results, a few of the Tory bastards that I’m personally especially pleased to be rid of:
Steve Baker
Ben Bradley
Miriam Cates
Simon Clarke
Brendan Clarke-Smith
Thérèse Coffey
David Davies
Philip Davies
Michael Fabricant
Liam Fox
Jonathan Gullis
Mark Jenkinson
Andrea Jenkyns
Daniel Kawczynski
Johnny Mercer
Penny Mordaunt
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Douglas Ross
Gary Sambrook
Grant Shapps
Liz Truss
Also 2 non-Tory bastards: Ian Paisley & George Galloway.
If you think we’ve not had 13 fascists in the House of Commons before, you’ve not been paying attention.
But a lot of people did vote Reform, because bigots gonna bigot. It would be a bigger showing if not for FPTP, and we would just have to deal with that, alongside more Greens etc.
For now, we may as well have a few of this rabble in the Commons, holding their breath and shitting themselves in full view of the public.
Even just doing a finger-width of lager every time a Conservative seat was lost could mean drinking as many as 25 pints. If someone is suggesting a drinking game based on Tory seat losses, assume they're trying to kill you.
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I don't think anyone I've talked with really gets Debbie Heyton. The working assumptions are probably that her self-hatred and internalized transphobia are off the scale. The Telegraph recently promoted her book, so there's always the grift too ...
But she's the only one I know of in the UK thankfully
Listen. Strange women standing in churches holding swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical royal ceremony.
Some amazing results overnight and sadly I'm one of the few folks still left with a Tory MP in #SkiptonAndRipon - Julian 'photo opportunity' Smith had a 24000 majority slashed to 1650 with Labour a close second - we're in a very rural traditional Tory voting area so that feels like a huge thing. But lovely to see #LizTruss the lettuce has just lost to Labour..a joy to behold 😁 #ge2024#generalelection2024#FuckTheTories#torydeathparty
Fantastic news that the #Greens won all 4 of their target seats!
Same number of seats as Reform UK, but only one of those parties achieved that through good old-fashioned grass-roots campaigning, while being largely ignored by the media instead of being bigged up by them at every turn, and without dirty Russian money backing them.