flexghost ,
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Let me get this straight

A global conspiracy, involving every country on earth for 40+ years in order to spread mind-control chemicals from planes is real

Yet climate change is false

Hey Republicans from The South: ever wonder why no one takes y’all seriously?

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leeourand ,
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@flexghost Republicans are very good little soldiers protecting us all from their imaginary enemies. Chemtrails, communism, woke-ism, the deep state, pizza parlor child sex rings,…

flexghost OP ,
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@leeourand About that last one lol

etchlings ,
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@flexghost @leeourand It’d be real funny if it hadn’t resulted in some extremist barging in and firing shots inside a crowded pizza joint during the panic height.

fmobus ,
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@leeourand @flexghost I read "deep state pizza" as a single thing and thought this would be an amazing name for a pizzeria

flexghost OP ,
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@fmobus @leeourand Free kids play area in basement

Nazani ,
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@flexghost
All they have to do to prove chemtrails are real is get some airplane mechanics to show us the compartment where the chems are stored & the switch in the cockpit that activates it. Such components are easy to ID on a crop duster.

flexghost OP ,
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@Nazani Watch their expert trail off like in the impeachment hearings

“I’m here because freedom!”

Tom ,
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@flexghost They are in competition with the SC town that rejected solar panels because they feared they would suck energy out of the sun and kill their local vegetation...

flexghost OP ,
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@Tom Omg what

Tom ,
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ArmyGirl ,
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@flexghost we got some of the stupidest damn politicians in the country here in Tennessee. Outside the metros you can't even find a Dem on the ballot to vote for. It's disheartening to say the least.

flexghost OP ,
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@ArmyGirl It always blows my mind when I find someone I really like living in Tennessee. And there’s lots of them. This country truly is purple I don’t think this whole Civil War idea is going anywhere

ArmyGirl ,
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@flexghost true. There's good people everywhere, it's just a matter of who has power.
As for the Civil War thing...can't really see my Trumpist family trying to take me out but won't discount the possibility of armed stormtroopers at my door.

Kierkegaanks ,
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@flexghost otoh it’s an easy election promise to fulfill

KnittingMittens ,
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@flexghost so are they going to tackle carbon emissions from planes then? Might be a good side benefit lol

underthestars ,
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@flexghost I heard from a reliable source that the Government hired Wonder Woman to spread these chemicals with her invisible jet.

cjpaloma ,
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@flexghost This is a great example of what Klein is trying to get us to understand in Doppelgänger:

The right takes honest concerns, for ex: planes DO emit noxious emissions (it's okay, stay with me), then they take these ideas, put them into a "bonkers blender" and then dish out the resulting puree as fact.

This totally confuses the issue, and hopefully dissuades the entire group from taking UNIFIED actions, dividing some into a bonkers camp, while others fret over REAL climate change

yacc143 ,
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@flexghost Some of these Southerners had the cool idea to legislate the value of pi to a more convenient value.

Highly practical and clever them, aren't they?

maudelix ,
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@flexghost 🤦🏻

Nagaram ,
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@flexghost
Tenn Gov: "The weather is weird because of all the chemicals in the sky!"

Us: Wow, I never thought you'd believe in climate change?

TG: "Climate change is fake! It's the chemtrails doing it!"

Us: Well the jets are contributing but are you talking about the condensation tails? The clouds?

TG: "Yeah the chem trails! Ban them!"

mrbruno ,
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@flexghost Why does the south continue to embarrass itself?

tleekeene ,
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@flexghost GOP =
GOOD On Psychedelics

thelad ,
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@flexghost
I feel this way with flat Eathers, NASA is paying every other government, scientists or Joe public who happens to "know the truth"
with enough hush money to keep them silent, but not enough they stop or suddenly retire.

how big do they think NASA's budget is?
and day to day government's only just cooperate enough to get by, but this level of cooperation is unimaginable
such convoluted reasoning or well live on a globe 🌍

cstross ,
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@flexghost Side-effect of any "chemtrail" law: betcha when they ban all chemical emissions from aircraft they forget to include a get-out clause for crop dusters and fire bombers.

flexghost OP ,
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@cstross And they might, for some unforeseeable reason, omit CO2 emissions in their studies

MichaelBishop ,
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@flexghost I have a FB friend who's all into the conspiracy theory of chemtrails and doesn't believe that climate change is a concern.

the_q ,
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@flexghost Southerners can't be more than they're made to be. Why do you think they're kept poor and stupid? They're just as much victims as they are villains.

Schouten_B ,
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@flexghost This headline is disappointingly deceptive when you read the actual bill. It focuses mainly on future geoengineering processes.

ohmu ,
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@flexghost
I remember KPFA in Berkeley doing one, maybe several, segments on chemtrails.
Maybe those dudes moved to Tennessee.

cyacyacya_nide ,
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@flexghost Is as if they’re trying to ban planes from even functioning 😭💀

Swear these conspiracy theorists do be wildin in their thoughts at times 💀

tfunken ,
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@flexghost and this is the country with the biggest military budged in the world :neocat_facepalm:

We are all doomed :neocat_googly_shocked:

JeffMorgan ,
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@flexghost ehwhutnow? Wow! I mean really wow! Really wow with bells on. This what they are doing?

heck, they didn't like them WWII where the contrails from the bombers basically said "attack here" to the German air force . The Germans and RAF left them over London during the Battle of Britain.
Read somewhere that to deliver something this way needs an ocean going liner sized aircraft.

Waterloosunset ,
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@flexghost stupid

MugsysRapSheet ,
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@flexghost
For over 40 years, I've noted how I DEPLORE THEORIES. It's insane nut-baggery where zealots see "puppeteers" behind everything from "Fluoridation" to Moon Landing.

They are impervious to Facts and no amount of proof can change their minds.

And then this country elects a who spends night dreaming up wild "" rationalizations to explain away his failures & prosecution for crimes he has CONFESSED TO ("Those were MINE!")

Frankyt ,
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@flexghost and it’s working, look how stupid the MAGA GOP has become. This is a great program selecting Republicans only, way to go Deep State.

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