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DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Human pustule Steve Bannon is going down. Will Roger Stone visit him in prison?

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot I wouldn't let Roger Dodger leave if he visited. It's a FINO (first in, never out) facility.

futurebird , to random
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"We Are Never Ever Ever Ever Getting Back Together"

(via tumblr: https://www.tumblr.com/shirtsthatgohard/753656249742229504)

mrbruno ,
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@futurebird I think that could make things worse!

Nonilex , to random
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NY’s highest court has declined to hear Trump’s appeal on the gag order in his 2016 case.

The gag order, issued by Judge Juan in the case against Trump, remains in effect.

Separately, Trump has asked Merchan to terminate the gag order ahead of his sentencing scheduled for July. Trump was convicted of 34 counts of business relating to payments to adult film star .


https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/18/politics/trump-gag-order-new-york-appeal/index.html

mrbruno ,
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@Nonilex I imagine argues with his lawyers that he doesn't need to pay of an appeal is denied.

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futurebird , to random
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"CheeseBro" sounds like a goofy gangster name from batman.

"Cheesebro" "The Ice Man" and "Mr. Mumbles"

mrbruno ,
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@futurebird have you seen the Batman super-villain mugshots?

https://mstdn.social/@mrbruno/112536629965811318

GottaLaff , to random
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🤢Charlie Kirk once pushed a 'secular worldview.' Now he's fighting to make America Christian again.

In 2018, Kirk urged conservative Christians to respect the separation of church and state. Today, he calls that foundational principle “a fabrication.”

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2024-election/charlie-kirk-turning-point-donald-trump-christian-nationalism-rcna156565

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff "Make America Christian again"?!? The implication is that it was ever Christian. There he goes trying to rewrite history.

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Let the criming continue!

"He ripped off the tax system": IRS audit could cost Trump more than $100 million
https://www.salon.com/2024/06/10/he-ripped-off-the-system-irs-audit-could-cost-more-than-100-million_partner/

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot I prefer "Let the justicing continue!" We're trying to stop the criming!

Nonilex , to random
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plans to claim sweeping over
In a 2nd term, Trump will look at unilateral funding cuts for the & initiatives. He is vowing to wrest key spending powers from & to assert more control over the federal than any president in .


https://wapo.st/3XekhX4

mrbruno ,
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@Nonilex
<sarcasm level="extreme">
was so good at managing the national debt! He's such a successful businessman! What could go wrong?!
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DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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It's time to

Trump calls for Jan. 6 committee members to be indicted https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4708462-trump-jan-6-committee-members-indicted-bannon/

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot Who's dumb enough to take him?? I don't think Putin is even that dumb and desperate.

GottaLaff , to random
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#Biden attacks #Trump as ‘convicted felon’ after 34-count guilty verdict in hush-money trial –

At a campaign event in New York, the president described Trump as a “convicted felon”, and said, “This guy does not deserve to be president whether or not I’m running.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2024/jun/04/biden-trump-immigration-election-latest-updates

mrbruno ,
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@otownKim @GottaLaff

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hourlykitten Bot , to random
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Source: https://flic.kr/p/bTbMEk
Credit: Darren Harvey

mrbruno ,
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@hourlykitten "I called you here today to talk about your performance, Hooman. I think you could feed me a little more and more often. Do you think you can do that for me? I don't want to have to make adjustments."

GottaLaff , to random
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🏆

mrbruno ,
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@otownKim @GottaLaff #BigMassiveDumps: "Hello, ladies. Are you here to take my lunch order? When do the judges arrive?"
Appellate bench: "We ARE the judges. There is no food allowed in court, you have a glass of water in front of you."
#BigMassiveDumps: "Shit"

rbreich , to random
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34 felony convictions
54 pending criminal charges
2 impeachments
2 popular vote losses
$88M owed to E Jean Carroll
$450M owed for civil fraud
$8T added to nat'l debt
2.9M net loss of jobs

Is this what Trump meant when he promised "numbers like we've never seen"?

mrbruno ,
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@rbreich His only success is at failure. Biggly.

DemocracyMattersALot , (edited ) to random
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Which of these things is not like the others?

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot The only injustice was that he was not immediately incarcerated.

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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LOL. Trump is the greatest defense strategist that ever lived, believe me.

Todd Blanche says Trump was "very involved" in crafting his own defense strategy https://www.salon.com/2024/05/31/todd-blanche-says-was-very-involved-in-crafting-his-own-defense-strategy/

mrbruno , (edited )
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@DemocracyMattersALot He knows the best lawyers. The only one who knows law better is #BigMassiveDumps

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot https://mastodon.social/@IamHappyToast/110951507373672728

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot Who is Scott Hall supposed to be???

And I don't think Two Face, Poison Ivy, OR Harley Quinn were ever in the TV show but I'll allow it.

mrbruno ,
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@Aethelstan @DemocracyMattersALot I was thinking of the Guantanamo Bay Resort and Spa.

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot @Aethelstan

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Nonilex , to random
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#TrumpTrial Thurs 30 May 2024 🧵#Deliberations continue

Justice #Merchan says he believes that the #jury wants him to repeat a significant portion of the #JuryInstructions.

He will read pages 6-35.

Each page yesterday took him just a little more than a minute, so this will take >30 mins.

Between that & the testimony readbacks, also expected to take >30 mins, there will likely be >1 hour this morning w/the jury in the courtroom, not actively deliberating.

#criminal #law #Trump

mrbruno ,
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@Nonilex "I shouldn't be here.
It was a perfect crime. It was my lawyer's fault. Doesn't everyone commit a little treason? What about her emails?"

lowqualityfacts , to random
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This is my biggest fear.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

mrbruno ,
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@lowqualityfacts can confirm

Dead Smash Anvil Stick Guy Being Squished GIF

GottaLaff , to random
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#WompWomp

Ex-#Trump legal adviser Jenna Ellis has #Colorado law license suspended https://www.axios.com/2024/05/29/trump-lawyer-jenna-ellis-colorado-license-suspended

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff What took them so long?!

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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This came to me in a nightmare. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons

#bleachblondebigbuiltbutchbody #marjorietaylorgreene #pincheloca

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot That's an insult to cheese. Can it be the smelliest cheese??

rbreich , to random
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Wall Street tycoon Stephen Schwarzman endorsed Trump yesterday.

He joins a growing list of billionaires who once condemned the former president but are now flocking to his campaign.

Never underestimate how quickly billionaires will sell out our democracy for tax cuts.

mrbruno ,
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@rbreich #BigMassiveDumps is the best friend of the billionaires!

georgetakei , to random
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He's gotta pay for those lawsuits somehow! https://www.comicsands.com/rudy-giuliani-coffee-line-commercial-2668324793.html?utm_source=mastodon&utm_medium=infeed&utm_campaign=linkprogram

mrbruno ,
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@georgetakei Is that how he became the jacked-up raving lunatic that he is now? No thanks.

mrbruno ,
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@coyoty @georgetakei is that what's in Mr. Pillow's pillows?! 🤯

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Rudy is innocent until proven guilty...but he fucking did every crime he's been charged with.

#RudyGiuliani #CryMore #GOP #GOPTraitors #Arizona #BrokeAssBitch

Rudy Cries And Whines About AZ 10K Bond: 'It Was To Screw Me' https://crooksandliars.com/2024/05/rudy-cries-and-whines-about-az-10k-bond-it

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot Poor widdle victim. No one wants to "screw" him, either figuratively OR literally... He's just being held ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS MISERABLE ACTIONS.

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Documentary filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, who skewered fast food industry, dies at 53 https://apnews.com/article/morgan-spurlock-dies-246036b526cdeaf55f7d1335461775a5

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot The "Minimum Wage" episode of his "30 Days" series should be required viewing for politicians, CEOs, etc. Perhaps required participation!!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I have 38,000 followers on Mastodon. If only 1% of my followers gave me one dollar a month on Patreon, I would be making 38 million dollars every single month. The power of the generosity of strangers blows my mind.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

mrbruno ,
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@lowqualityfacts where's my cut in the pyramid scheme?

GottaLaff , to random
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NEW 🧵starts HERE.

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/... Tyler McBrien:

It's 2:09 p.m., Trump walks in with his defense team in tow.

Alan Dershowitz is still here as well.

All five members of the prosecution are already seated.

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff NFL How can he say that with a straight face? Lots of money but not from the pocket of #BigMassiveDumps.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I promise that if you support me on Patreon I will not use the money to buy meth.

Meth is very expensive these days. I will instead use the money to purchase bath salts, as any financially responsible person would.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

mrbruno ,
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@lowqualityfacts Sharpies help too.

GottaLaff , to random
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#TrumpTrial 🧵starts HERE. #Trump #legal

Remember: I cannot reply while live-posting, so plz use NFL (Not For Laffy.. no hashtag) so I can skip your replies. THANK YOU.

1/…More color from Pagliery:

Eric Trump just swapped seats with Rep. Donalds just in time for the congressman to appear in photos behind Trump's defense table.

That's what this trial is now for Trump, a political photo opp.

More...

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff NFL Legal advice from Habba Dabba Don't? 🤣🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

Nonilex , to random
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#TrumpTrial Tues 14 May, 2024 🧵

#Trump has his posse again. Today it’s more #Republican elected officials. Today, Trump will be joined by the #House speaker, #MikeJohnson, as well as #NorthDakota’s governor, #DougBurgum, a contender to be Trump's running mate. Also present will be Representatives #ByronDonalds & #CoryMills of Florida, & #VivekRamaswamy, who was one of Trump's primary rivals this year. Both Donalds & Ramaswamy are longshot hopefuls to be Trump's running mate.

#law #criminal

mrbruno ,
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@Nonilex Is anyone really surprised? Anyone?

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mrbruno ,
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@Nonilex #BigMassiveDumps truly deserves his inept "lawyers".

rbreich , to random
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Trump referred to himself as “the builder president" who would fix America's roads and bridges.

The only thing he built was a tax code rigged for the rich.

Meanwhile, the Biden Admin has announced $454 billion in infrastructure projects in all 50 states.

The contrast is clear.

mrbruno ,
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@rbreich Builder of hate, violence, misogyny, intolerance.

Nonilex , to random
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Apologies for my late start

#TrumpTrial 🧵

Monday May 13

#MichaelCohen is on the stand today

#criminal #law #Trump #CatchAndKill #conspiracy #ElectionInterference #HushMoney #MobTactics #NodFarter #GagOrder #StormyDaniels #KarenMcDougal

mrbruno ,
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@Nonilex but #BigMassiveDumps is so generous and selfless! 🤣😄

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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. Make him proud.

Trump: 'I'd be very proud to go to jail' over gag order https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4656507-trump-hush-money-trial-gag-order-jail-cohen/

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot The orange turd needs to put up or shut up.

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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Noooo! Not #BradParscale!

Meet the Trump Campaign’s A.I. Guy https://slate.com/podcasts/what-next-tbd/2024/05/trump-campaign-artificial-intelligence

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot I would think that AI could generate a better looking dude. Big fail, AI.

rbreich , to random
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Ron DeSantis signed a law that prevents municipalities in Florida from requiring that employers provide shade and water breaks for outdoor workers.

A study found that heat-related deaths in FL shot up by 88% between 2019 and 2022.

Folks, this is the GOP's vision for America.

mrbruno ,
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@rbreich how is anyone still living there??

lowqualityfacts , to random
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It sounds wrong, but it's not.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

mrbruno ,
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@lowqualityfacts яг зөв

GottaLaff , to random
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🧵starts HERE.

REMEMBER: I can’t/won’t reply while live-posting. Please use NFL (Not For Laffy) so I can skip your reply, but NO hashtag on that. Thx.

1/…

Tyler McBrien::

Necheles rises to renew Trump's objection to Daniels testifying about any "sexual details," which she says has no relevance and is prejudicial.
By details, Merchan asks, more than just "we had sex"? Yes, Necheles says.

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff NFL This is worse than OJ's "If I Did It"!!!!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Uh oh, Joe Rogan is thinking out loud again.

mrbruno ,
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@lowqualityfacts wow. He CAN make sense!

GottaLaff , to random
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Trump's a lying coward. He didn't break the #GagOrder today that I know of. He made a point of avoiding it, in fact... so far.

If he were really willing to be a martyr, he would have made sure he was in jail by now by bashing the jury. He's doing this to rile up his base, but he does NOT want to be in jail.

Via @atrupar Threats of a good time --

#Trump says "I'll do that sacrifice any day" about possibly going to jail for violating gag orders

https://www.threads.net/@aaron.rupar/post/C6pATMPgiRs

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff @atrupar Wait, I thought he didn't "submit". 😆 🤣 :srofl:

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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The NYT announcing it will continue to both-sides everything, and publish ludicrous opinion pieces by Jonathan Turley.

NY Times editor: Not media's job to prevent Trump from winning https://thehill.com/homenews/media/4645980-new-york-times-editor-media-trump-biden-2024/

mrbruno ,
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@DemocracyMattersALot So it's their job to help him win? Cool cool cool.

DemocracyMattersALot , to random
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#RudyGiuliani #Bankrupt #ETTD

Time for 'Bankrupt' Rudy Giuliani To Give Up The Grande Latte Avocado Toasts, Looks Like! https://www.wonkette.com/p/time-for-bankrupt-rudy-giuliani-to

mrbruno , (edited )
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@DemocracyMattersALot It's getting easier to just list the states in which the dirty dozen ISN'T indicted!

GottaLaff , to random
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🧵starts HERE. 1/…

Bower:

Justice Merchan starts off will the prosecution motion for contempt.

He tells Trump he's about to issue his ruling, in which he will again find Trump in contempt of court.

The last thing I want to do is put you in jail, Justice Merchan says to Trump. You are the former President of the United States and possibly the next President as well.

But "going forward," he continues, "this court will have to consider jail sanctions" if necessary.

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff NFL - I imagine the checks and books don't say "illegal payments" either. But with #BigMassiveDumps you can never tell!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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DeSantis is the worst.

mrbruno ,
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@lowqualityfacts Good ol' Rhonda Santis.

GottaLaff , to random
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NEW #TrumpTrial #Trump #legal 🧵 starts HERE: 1/...

Hope Hicks is back on the stand.

Merchan: "Good afternoon Ms. Hicks. Remember you're still under oath."

mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff Sounds like an episode of "I Love Lucy" but in reverse....

"Donnie! You got some splainin to do!!!!!"

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mrbruno ,
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@GottaLaff #BigMassiveDumps IS a total sideshow! He knew what he was getting into!

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