flexghost ,
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Let me get this straight

A global conspiracy, involving every country on earth for 40+ years in order to spread mind-control chemicals from planes is real

Yet climate change is false

Hey Republicans from The South: ever wonder why no one takes y’all seriously?

🏆

Remittancegirl ,
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@flexghost Well, on a positive note, at least all the paranoid psychotics in the world are identifying themselves with gusto.

It is their absolute certainty that gives them away.

Us neurotics... we're willing to entertain the possibility but have our doubts

flexghost OP ,
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@Remittancegirl Are you lumping me In with the neurotic crowd? Because…maybe

Remittancegirl ,
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@flexghost no, not at all.

flexghost OP ,
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@Remittancegirl I wouldn't be mad in the slightest if you did 😁

Remittancegirl ,
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@flexghost I would never make an assumption on the structure of your unconscious, my dear.

And each of them have their positives and negatives.

We're all mad in our own very singular ways.

flexghost OP ,
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Vonskinnback ,
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@flexghost you would think they would at least ask themselves why it's not working, because quite frankly I don't know many people whose minds are being controlled by chemtrails, but fox news, the Murdoch media empire and all of those billionaire media owners seem to be doing a better job than those fucking bullshit chemtrails...

Life_is ,
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@flexghost

AFAIK the only way to ban "chemtrails" is to ban air traffic - which is actually a good thing considering the climate catastrophe.

InorganicFella ,
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@flexghost The extra sad/pathetic part about the chemtrail conspiracy is that there really are chemtrails coming from airplanes, CO2, that are dangerous to our health and none of them believe in it. They believe in any sort of stupid crap that doesn't make any sense then ignore the great big real thing and say that the truth is a government conspiracy.

TurtleJoe ,
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@flexghost I hadn't Heard much about chemtrails recently, and I thought that was because most of the talking points from that conspiracy were absorbed by the covid vaccine conspiracy.

AskPippa ,
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@flexghost I guess they don't get enough cold winter days when they can see their chem-breath when they exhale. :bd30:

Waterloosunset ,
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@flexghost stop all flight into Tennessee pull military out

JorisMeys ,
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@flexghost this is from the Onion, right? Please tell me this is from the Onion.

freequaybuoy ,
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@flexghost Don't even fly over country

darkhorse1 ,
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@flexghost
Hmm, never believed the chem trail conspiracy theory. I also never believed the Al Gore types screaming we were all going to die. Climate change is real, but the truth is humanity has precious little control over it. Conservation I am all for, but spreading fear and panic and impoverishing the middle classes of the world I oppose.

flexghost OP ,
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@darkhorse1 Wow. Dumbest thing I’ve read all day. Thanks.

zem ,
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@flexghost 👍

piratero ,

@flexghost soooo, let me understand. If the chemtrails appear over a different state, are they prohibited from drifting into Tennessee? Since those trails are just ice in the upper atmosphere, does this also mean eliminating bags of ice for sale at every gas station and convenience store? What about home ice makers? What about ice transported from other states?

What about winter storms? Mountain top ice? Hail?

Does this affect aircraft deicing industry?

flexghost OP ,
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@piratero 😂

tbortels ,
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flexghost OP ,
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@tbortels Mind control cloud

JCBlubaugh ,
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@flexghost Indiana tried to round Pi off to 3

flexghost OP ,
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@JCBlubaugh All those inconvenient spare parts, good. Circles were woke anyway.

npassaro ,
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@flexghost malign idiocy… it’s all that is…

cpm ,
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@flexghost
They worked long & hard where I live, and finally won on getting flouride out of our water.

They will never give up.

GGMcBG ,
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@flexghost

It’s a great legislative scapegoat for a bunch of kin-fuckers and hickass grown adult-children who lack any impulse control or personal responsibility, to hide behind for all the shit they perpetrate on others.

“The airplane magic dust made me do it again, Judge. Maybe y’all should make laws about us having to wear masks to stop us inhaling the stuff and gettin’ all handsy in the Piggly Wiggly after church.”

Blinxeto ,
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@flexghost
Amen!

jeleinweber ,

@flexghost Tennessee has a track record on this sort of thing; in 1925 they convicted John Scopes of teaching evolution.

flexghost OP ,
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@jeleinweber Truth

Urban_Hermit ,
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@flexghost based on a previous workplace, a belief in chemtrails was the easiest way to tell who did meth. Paranoia about big conspiracies is a sign of brain damage.

kjd33 ,

@flexghost Basic physics.... But I guess we are asking too much from our education system these days.

flexghost OP ,
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@kjd33 Seriously. Have you seen the leftover curriculum?

kjd33 ,

@flexghost Not sure your meaning...

Ulrich_the_Elder ,
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@flexghost Last summer there was this fellow jabbering away about chemtrails and mind control etc.... I started loudly laughing... I could not stop myself. I actually kinda felt bad for the guy as the crowd all joined in the laughter.

shekinahcancook ,
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@flexghost

Did someone forget to tell the the airspace belongs to the Federal Government?

jqmcd ,
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jimvernon ,
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@flexghost The bill appears to specifically target geoengineering. Mind control chemicals the would the still be just fine.

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