Natasha_Jay ,
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BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024: Selected highlights, manifesto of the day

  • All water bosses to take a dip in British rivers, to see how they like it
  • National Service to be introduced for all former prime ministers
  • Wifi on trains that works
  • Trains that work
  • The reintroduction of ceefax
  • European countries to be invited to join the UK, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will
  • Wallace and Gromit to be knighted, for services to Wensleydale 🧀
  • I pledge to build at least one affordable house
  • Croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p
  • Loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres
  • Pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side
  • Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years
  • Shops that play Christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries
  • Count binface to represent the UK at Eurovision

Link to full manifesto:
https://www.countbinface.com/manifesto

wootube ,

@Natasha_Jay A free-market in competing European Unions might be an idea whose time has come.
The BBC World Service could be rebranded 'Radio Euro-Free Europe'.

ginsterbusch ,
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@Natasha_Jay binface, cause the boot was already taken by Vermin Supreme? :D

argv_minus_one ,
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@Natasha_Jay

Wi-Fi on trains? How would you connect it to the outside world? Signal wires on the track? That must be awfully noisy, what with all the bumping around.

wendinoakland ,
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@Natasha_Jay @Maker_of_Things Please, please - can we use the fancy Italian pronunciation, Bin-eh-fah-ché?

tiredhorizon ,
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@Natasha_Jay wasnt expecting common sense.

FediThing ,
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@Natasha_Jay

Also he's on the Fediverse at @CountBinface 👍

Natasha_Jay OP ,
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@FediThing
I know! I just don't think he's posted this yet here. Count?
@CountBinface

jna ,
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@Natasha_Jay I would vote for ministers pay to be linked to nurses. Superb idea.How will he pay for it? Has it been costed?🤣

ytc1 ,
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@Natasha_Jay if I lived in Richmond, he'd get my vote.
If only we had PR :-)

lkn0 ,

@Natasha_Jay European Union... we hate those guys! We're the Union of Europe!

bytebro ,
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@Natasha_Jay If he was standing in Bristol, he'd have my vote on that platform. Not even that controversial for many of my cohorts!

I'm particularly in favour of this one... "Shops that play Christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries"

tpoliaw ,
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@Natasha_Jay
"mps to live in the area they wish to serve for 4 years before election, to improve local representation" is a genuinely good idea.

Natasha_Jay OP ,
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@tpoliaw
As is linking Minister and MP pay rises to nurses pay rises imho ...

riggbeck ,
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@Natasha_Jay

I would certainly vote for the Count if I lived in Richmond and Northallerton. There wouldn't be any point in voting Labour since they're set for a landslide, and I'd quite like to keep Sunak on the political griddle.

mathi_gwithyas ,
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@Natasha_Jay National Service to be introduced for all former prime ministers? National Health “Service” to be introduced for all former prime ministers

NoctisEqui ,
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@Natasha_Jay

I love this! I always wanted to stand for Parliament too; Binface may well be elected! If they could elect BoJo….Binface is sensible.

impulse9 ,
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@Natasha_Jay seltsamerweise nicht die unsinnigsten politischen Ziele, die ich bisher gelesen habe.

scobiform ,
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@Natasha_Jay The people of Germany are ready to bow to the new overlord, provided our trains start working and we finally receive this thing called "The Internet."

Lassielmr ,
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@Natasha_Jay it’s better than Labour’s 🤣🤣

emsquared ,
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@Natasha_Jay Hard to argue with any of that even the return if ceefax.

AndorianSoup ,
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@Natasha_Jay
Staying strong with that Ceefax plan ✊

justafrog ,
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@Natasha_Jay I'd vote for him if I could.

I also hope he shows up to Westminster as Binface.

I don't want to know his "real" name, or even see his "real" face.

If the people voted for Binface, they should get a binfaced bloke, not some random suit+tie toff.

mark ,
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@Natasha_Jay Took me a minute or two to realize "water bosses" referred to "those in charge of municipal water supply health and cleanliness and / or environmental protection" and not, like, Mucktorok and Morpha.

SurrealSeal ,
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@Natasha_Jay
I hope he does well.
Go get 'em, Binface.

NormanDunbar ,
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@Natasha_Jay I think this one doesn't for me "Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years"! Seems reasonable.

fallen_angela ,
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@Natasha_Jay definitely a lot there I could get behind

rrustema020 ,
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@Natasha_Jay maar het is ook onbeschaafd om een land teletekst af te nemen. Het is al zot dat tt400+ niet meer bijgehouden worden.

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