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emsquared

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An analogue / digital hybrid with a love of Tommy Cooper . Lived in England, Australia & now #Glasgow #Scotland.
Interested in good mental health. Not interested in division or inequality. Have a good sense of humour. Probably odd.
Deeply suspicious of #Ducks

#audio #photography #art #gardening #Trauma #cptsd #menieres #MentalHealth #haiku #KrazyKat #Music #Bitwig

Avatar is Krazy Kat & Ignatz mouse
Header: Ignatz throwing a brick at Krazy (fx:zip-pow). Officer Pup shouts "Transgression!! "

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emsquared , to random
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Quick example pic taken with the Minolta z1 that arrived today. And this is cropped from a 3 megapixels original.

Natasha_Jay , to random
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BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024: Selected highlights, manifesto of the day

  • All water bosses to take a dip in British rivers, to see how they like it
  • National Service to be introduced for all former prime ministers
  • Wifi on trains that works
  • Trains that work
  • The reintroduction of ceefax
  • European countries to be invited to join the UK, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will
  • Wallace and Gromit to be knighted, for services to Wensleydale 🧀
  • I pledge to build at least one affordable house
  • Croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p
  • Loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres
  • Pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side
  • Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years
  • Shops that play Christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries
  • Count binface to represent the UK at Eurovision

Link to full manifesto:
https://www.countbinface.com/manifesto

emsquared ,
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@Natasha_Jay Hard to argue with any of that even the return if ceefax.

MaJ1 , to weirdfolks group
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Ok Peeps a little help here , am Apple based (iPhone /iPad /MBP) , am sick of MS ripping me off with Office 365 so have taken the leap & cancelled the subscription.

I know I have access to Pages / Numbers etc, but I find Numbers especially somewhat irritating.

Looking for decent alternatives that will work on at least the iPad and the MBP & have compatibility with my excel worksheets.

Any suggestions folks ?

@weirdfolks

emsquared ,
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@MaJ1 @weirdfolks AO office is the nearest to open source on ios (an open office port) . In no way open source but high compatibility with MS files is Wps Office (Chinese software. Highly rated. May be privacy issues but then what isn't? ). I'm happy with Zoho apps.

emsquared ,
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@MaJ1 @weirdfolks Thanks oh squirreled one. I can empathise with the agonising via choices. Hope you find something that fits well for you. Not too bad today thanks. Hope the day has be kind to you.

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