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Natasha_Jay , 11 days ago to random

BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024: Selected highlights, manifesto of the day

• All water bosses to take a dip in British rivers, to see how they like it
• National Service to be introduced for all former prime ministers
• Wifi on trains that works
• Trains that work
• The reintroduction of ceefax
• European countries to be invited to join the UK, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will
• Wallace and Gromit to be knighted, for services to Wensleydale 🧀
• I pledge to build at least one affordable house
• Croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p
• Loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres
• Pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side
• Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years
• Shops that play Christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries
• Count binface to represent the UK at Eurovision

Link to full manifesto:
https://www.countbinface.com/manifesto

#UK #UKPol #UKPolitics #CountBinFace