Natasha_Jay , 
BINFACE MANIFESTO 2024: Selected highlights, manifesto of the day
- All water bosses to take a dip in British rivers, to see how they like it
- National Service to be introduced for all former prime ministers
- Wifi on trains that works
- Trains that work
- The reintroduction of ceefax
- European countries to be invited to join the UK, creating a new ‘union of europe’, if you will
- Wallace and Gromit to be knighted, for services to Wensleydale 🧀
- I pledge to build at least one affordable house
- Croissants to be price-capped at £1.10, and 99 flakes to cost 99p
- Loud snacks to be banned from cinemas and theatres
- Pensions to be double-locked, but with a little extra chain on the side
- Minsters’ pay to be tied to that of nurses for the next 100 years
- Shops that play Christmas music before december to be closed down and turned into public libraries
- Count binface to represent the UK at Eurovision
Link to full manifesto:
https://www.countbinface.com/manifesto