PrincessLeiasCat ,

Ok good luck with that one, bro.

jaschen ,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/3b61011c-60fc-4bb7-899c-526b94cb7684.gif

Believe it or not, Dusty Deevers goes straight to jail.

guyrocket ,
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Why must HIS morality be EVERYONE'S morality? What gives him the right to decide that for me?

NarrativeBear ,

This dude definitely watches porn, and is most likely into the weirdest fetishes.

It's unusually the ones that bring this shit up that have the most experience in this department.

CharlesDarwin ,
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Exactly. Their little book club rules are for them, not for me. They can fuck right off with that nonsense.

ThePantser ,
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Well guess I'm getting the death penalty. You can have my porn when you pry it from my cold dead hands.

FlashZordon ,
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Well now we know what he likes to do during his free time.

SpiceDealer ,
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When will conservatives realize that what people behind closed doors is none of their business?

PeepinGoodArgs ,

No. Traditionally, people were nosey as hell! This is one instance of a conservative actually being conservative.

CharlesDarwin ,
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The cons are all essentially puritanical.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Combine that fear with their projection - because they are up to all kinds of freaky stuff themselves, most likely and that spells conservative.

lolcatnip ,

When they stop being conservatives.

tidoni_ ,

Hornyjail?

doppelgangmember ,

bonk!

BillDaCatt ,
@BillDaCatt@kbin.social avatar

I've got fifty cents that says this dude watches an extraordinary amount of gay porn and somehow he thinks that is shameful. It isn't, but he thinks it is.

nutsack ,

what a cool country to go and live in

snownyte ,
@snownyte@kbin.social avatar

Oklahoma lawmaker Dusty Deevers is a hardcore Christian nationalist

Again, separation of church and state is a myth...

I think that's our biggest problem right now. All of these religious assholes who somehow get into government positions.

norbert ,
@norbert@kbin.social avatar

somehow get into government positions

It's no great mystery. The rightwing show up to vote reliably. The leftwing complain online and get mad at each other for not marching in lockstep.

ares35 ,

just build a wall around the state of oklahoma, don't let anyone out. done.

PeckerBrown ,

Send that trumpy cunt to prison and let him be porn.

TWeaK ,

Blasphemous cunt.

xc2215x ,

Going to be throwing a lot of people in jail then.

mp3 ,
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I'm gonna end up on death row for this one 💀

eskimofry ,

Random prisoner: "Whatch'ya in for?"

Avg. Joe: "Beating it"

Random prisoner: "Ain't no way you're gonna last till parole"

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