Non-Political Memes

7heo , in Oh the wonders of technology

I see a proper keyboard in that picture. Where is the keyboard in my pocket, eh Ted? There was one thing that mattered above all, and that's the thing that's missing?? WHERE IS THE KEYBOARD IN MY POCKET, TED?

lemmyreader , in Dead?

😄

doublejay1999 , in turtles
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I am in this cartoon somewhere.

cerement , in Dead?
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  • “You called for an exorcism? What’s the nature of your haunting? Are they throwing stuff around?”
  • “You said they’re blipping?”
The_Che_Banana , in turtles
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Tomato, tomato

drolex , in turtles

This is why English is such a pathetic language. Many languages have the same word for both (tortue, Schildkröte, tortuga, tartaruga...). So if you put the animal in the water and it says "Mais je suis une tortue, abruti", you can ignore it and keep your smug smile (see panel 1).

N0x0n ,

Hummm, I hope you're joking around or are somehow sarcastic... But the Frenchies have way to much ego.

Actually we do differentiate both:

  • Wasser schildkrote/ Land schildkrote
  • Tortue aquatique/ Tortue terrestre

So yeah having Tortoise/Turtle to differenciate both is actually a good idea, because they both ARE different.

Like the difference between:

Bat/mouse
Chauve-souris/souris... Wtf man?

It like saying:
Ape/Evoluted-ape

Doesn't make sense huh?

drolex ,

I'm not French. You're French.

HubertManne , in turtles
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My wife literally did this with a pet tortoise in her home pool and had to dive in after it. Luckily it was ok.

stoy , in Dead?

And when your batteries run out, you just wait for another pair to die

NESSI3 , (edited ) in like water my friend

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Rentlar , in like water my friend

Other nerdy version of the meme, I whipped up on falstad's circuit simulator:

https://lemmy.ca/pictrs/image/71b17229-4cfe-4ae9-bd98-745328046c9c.jpeg

remotelove ,

You see a 1k resistor and zero ohm wires.

I see an RLC circuit.

We are not the same.

(Learning high frequency circuit theory broke me.)

cobysev , (edited ) in Pasta

I love that this image quality is just getting worse and worse over time. Here's a cleaner (although still grainy) copy for ya, OP!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/10054fae-1474-43e6-8ff8-7bfd02a739a2.png

some_guy , in Pasta

All right, you got me. First out-loud "ha" of the day. Thanks!

Anticorp , in Pasta

Please do not feed spaghetti to your horse.

teft , in Pasta
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How do I measure my elbow macaroni with this wizard's tool?

RIP_Cheems , in Pasta
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It was always about cannibalism when you look at it right.

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