Non-Political Memes

chicken , in I go out of my way to not crap at work.

Bring your own wet wipes and destroy company plumbing

sbv , in Echo

Du, du hast, du hast mich

Tb0n3 ,

Du hast mich du fragt.

OpenStars ,
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Du hast mich gefragt und ich hab nichts gesagt

PrimeErective ,

WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET

amotio ,

Du hast mich gefragt

niktemadur , in Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere

No, I came in fourth at the USA qualifying tournament in Denver that year.

Really?

No.

Hobbes_Dent , in Sarcasm doesn't get you anywhere

Ok I feel this is a bad idea to postulate because I’m probably wrong, but I think that stretches the definition of sarcasm.

Couldn’t bring myself to say it in a post that had hundreds of votes.

RedditWanderer ,

Sarcasm is saying the opposite of what you want to say, for humour or because youre being facetious/funny..

This meme has no sarcasm.

AnUnusualRelic ,
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It could be irony, but I'm not really sure, I'm not really good at metallurgy.

don , in What have we done?

Snail: You don’t remember, do you? 😈

Mango , in am I 16 years too late for this

You fucking sly devil!

Ashyr , in am I 16 years too late for this

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(comic)

Personally, I really like this one.

velox_vulnus , in am I 16 years too late for this
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Who is loss, and why should I fear him?

Akasazh ,
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You should be at it.

JackLSauce , in uhhhhhhhhh

Rammstein intensifies

snek_boi , (edited ) in You ain't fooling anyone

This was posted in “nonpolitical_memes”, but how is this not political? The definition of politics can depend, but let’s take it to be something like “deciding how political goods will be allocated”. Deciding how resources will be allocated is political. Evaluating how resources are allocated is political. The fact that someone considers something evidently political as not political is political (search for “depoliticization” online).

What does politics mean to you? What do you understand by depoliticization?

sparkle ,
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... is this a copypasta?

Barx , in I swear these things are mimics or something

Sand down the inner edges and they pull out smooooth.

This is an issue of cheapskate restaurant owners

taiyang , in I swear these things are mimics or something

It is a mimic! I saw a comic series recently with various everyday mimics, and so wish I had the Amazon box mimic to ward porch pirates away.

NakariLexfortaine ,

I wonder how that would be handled. Like, do you need to have clear and obvious signage that a hungry mimic is on the premise, or does it fall under "They were doing a dumb thing, dumb things happen" in this case?

Cause I see "BEWARE: DANGEROUS MIMIC ON PREMISE", I'm not taking a single step over that property line. Whole damn yard could be a well-trained one.

taiyang ,

I think I want that sign irl. Like the ones you see for dogs, but for mimics. Will it work? Of course not. If anything it might even attract D&D groups to play in my basement.

halykthered , in You ain't fooling anyone
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Kneejerk reactions to the last kneejerk reaction, due to someone upending the status quo by being a good idea fairy and updating policy so as not to go by tribal knowledge. During the upheaval, it is revealed that the change was policy all along, but was disregarded for being inefficient. So instead of writing policy around the method that works, a square peg gets pushed through a round hole for the sake of leadership ego and trying to leave their mark.

anon_water , in You ain't fooling anyone
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  • Manager has been there for 5+ years.
  • Manager doesn’t do any work.
  • All responsibility to deliver is on team, not leadership.
  • Leadership takes over ownership at the end of a successful project to promote themselves.
  • Pizza parties with free beer
smeg ,

Manager has been there for 5+ years.

In my experience this is fine, it's the ones who never stay in a role for more than two years you've got to watch out for. They seem to use each position as a temporary stepping stone on their career climb and rarely care about the team or the product!

HobbitFoot ,

Yeah. Two years is just about long enough for a company to figure out that a manager is useless.

Obi ,
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External hire managers are the worst, they come in and have no idea how the company/product/department works (not their fault) so they tend to rely on sales-guru style tactics and rhetoric that just end up costing a bunch of time sucking each other off instead of, ya know, getting the job done.

someguy3 , (edited ) in I swear these things are mimics or something

You know I've not seen these for a long time (although I don't eat out), are they still around? I saw the plastic Kleenex box style more often.

taiyang ,

My local burger place actually has them, but I think it's a style choice. Like choosing a glass coke bottle instead of a can (although around here that's because it's "Mexican coca cola" which is significant better than regular coke, so maybe a bad example, haha).

acetanilide ,

I see them all the time. The only places I can think of that I haven't seen them are places that use cloth napkins.

I mean I don't go out to eat a lot either but presumably more than you (since you said you don't eat out)

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