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philluminati , in I spent fourteen minutes doing the thing I needed to do. Time for a two hour siesta.

As a programmer, a smoker and coffee drinker, I can tell you that this technique actually works!

Retrograde , in I spent fourteen minutes doing the thing I needed to do. Time for a two hour siesta.
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This meme slaps

bahbah23 , in Lasagna or doom level?

Yes, please

Bougie_Birdie , in Lasagna or doom level?
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New canon: some demon ate Doomguy's lasagna and now he's looking for it

hopefull_cottonball , in Lasagna or doom level?

Steam should make captchas like this

Annoyed_Crabby , in Got a Point

Or drive half a km for food then complain parking is hard to find.

paddirn ,

A few years ago I started purposely parking as far away as possible at work, partly because I was tired of the whole dumb process of circling around looking for a good parking space and partly I was wanting to walk more. It’s been kind of liberating. Instead of trying to sift through a sea of cars to find that empty diamond space in the rough, I’m awash in empty spaces as far as the eye can see everywhere I go. At some places, it’s almost like I’ve gotten my own dedicated parking space.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Got a Point

But if you walked a mile to the gym you’d have to walk another one back.

w2tpmf ,

You only have to walk HALF way to the gym.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

You'd never make it to the gym that way though.

Rubisco , in Got a Point
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Ahh, but what are the odds of being run over by a car while on the treadmill in the gym?

Godort ,

You make a good point, but it's probably not zero

Annoyed_Crabby ,
pedz , in Got a Point

A co-worker was like this a few years ago. He was arguing that the gym had AC and was always at the same temperature; that outside was too hot/cold/rainy/snowy, never perfect.

He is also the type of person that wants to look and act like Rambo and couldn't see the irony in wanting a perfect pampered environment.

But the pandemic came and the gyms closed for months so he started running outside, and never went back to running in a gym.

It's just that sadly people are used to drive everywhere for everything. And this is unfortunately more political than one might think.

hydration9806 OP ,

And this is unfortunately more political than one might think.

Yeah, I'm seeing that now. I posted it from the perspective of an apparent ironic laziness, but it can easily be expanded to a systemic issue. My b! Down vote the post so it goes away!!

pedz ,

Bah, no worries. I was doom scrolling and didn't know this community existed before I replied. Pretty much anything can be political if we dig deep enough. I also didn't need to point it out.

Dagamant , in Got a Point

Yeah, I live in the southeast US, outside is not exactly comfortable for walking and there are not many good options closer than the gym. I go to the gym where I can spend more time on the treadmill than I would be willing to spend outside.

DNOS ,

Let me guess too many cars on the road ? 🤣

BearOfaTime ,

Southeast US.

Dagamant ,

Not too many, I’m pretty rural so there is no sidewalk, high speed limits, and assholes. The times I have walked on the road people have nearly hit me, thrown things, and just made it not safe.

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

Yeah, it’s currently 101° outside, with zero cloud cover and 50% humidity. Walking a mile to the gym would require approximately six gallons of Gatorade, just to replace the water and electrolytes I’d lose along the way.

MrJameGumb , in Out came the sun
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You just know she's just going to go up there again as soon as the sun comes out too.... SMH

pyrflie , in Good luck lil man

Subnautica speedrunner.

Lojcs , in Can you believe it?
velox_vulnus , in Can you believe it?
@velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml avatar

And I'm still unemployed, which makes it two years. Welp, time to immigrate.

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