user1234

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If Twitter is any indication, he'll do a great job destroying the space station.

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Obviously he went there to bang the other player's mom, and decided to take it a bit further.

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It's called the "What could possibly go wrong?"

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Trump probably thinks mic muting means telling his former vice president to shut up.

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First that's willing to admit it anyway.

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Someone once commented that it's the one thing in Australia that won't kill you. The same can't be said about North American scorpions.

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They misspelled typo

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Do one in Phoenix next!

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Started using Endeavour OS a few years back. Not necessarily the most stable, but I think my current install is the longest running single install I've ever had. Even if I screw something up and it won't boot I've been able to recover without a reinstall.

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Don't forget about falling acorns.

Does the form factor between 3.5" and 2.5" matter in a NAS server? ( slrpnk.net )

Been finding some good deals on 2.5 disks lately, but have never bought one before. Have a couple of 3.5 disks on the other hand in my Unraid server. Wondering how much it matters wether I get a 2.5 or not? What form factor do you prefer/usually go for?

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Seagate has the very well earned nickname of Seabrick.

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As long as they also pass one to keep him out of office forever too.

Now that DuckDuckGo is out. Give me your search prompts and I'll answer them as best I can. That includes images (based on what I have saved on my PC). So what is it you wish to know or see?

Edit: Due to popular demand FatTony Search servers are down for the time being. but has gone open source just in time (Yes that's how it works 😡) . You may now get responses from other users. Servers will be back up some time later.

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Does Jesus know where to find midget porn?

user1234 ,

So you're saying it's in God's sock drawer?

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Just wait until they learn about anemone fish...

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Yep. They basically have a social hierarchy where the dominant fish in a group is female. If the alpha female dies, then another female may become alpha, or a male will switch and become the alpha female. There are actually quite a few species where gender isn't determined solely by genetics. So essentially when Coral died, in reality Marlin would've changed to a female. Just imagine the reaction of the conservatives had they been more scientifically accurate in that movie...

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TIL there are 400 Doctors in Delaware.
The more you know.

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They can just go raid some of the Russian satellites that already have the fissionable material onboard.

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Who the hell goes to a bar to order water?

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Then you ask for a rum and coke, hold the rum.

G.M. Will Retire the Chevrolet Malibu to Make More Electric Cars | The gasoline-powered Malibu was the last sedan sold by Chevrolet, the General Motors brand, in the United States. ( www.nytimes.com )

G.M. produces the Malibu at a plant in Fairfax, Kan., and will continue to manufacture the car until later this year, when it plans to retool the factory to make a new version of the Chevrolet Bolt, an electric car, and the Cadillac XT4, a luxury S.U.V.

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I once heard the Malibu described as the car for people who hate driving but insist on buying American.

So essentially the Altima of American brands.

user1234 ,

How do you enshittify something that is already a total piece of shit?

user1234 ,

Can't we just deport him instead?

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Yeah, we're really in need of a Romulan invasion.

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Transcarpathia is far too long a word for her to spell.

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Not to mention that she probably doesn't like words that start with trans-.

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I wonder if there is an AI Lorax.

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That's a balls-y move.

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Gonna need a hell of a boiler/turbine to harness that kind of heat.

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Got an OG TI-83 when it first came out as an upgrade to my TI-82 circa 1997. Still use my 83 regularly.

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I hear they're opening the show for my favorite band, Covfefe!

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I hope they make him coach an inner-city under-funded little league hockey team.

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What gets me is that so many of these idiots put We the people... stickers on their trucks. And they have absolutely no clue what the rest of that sentence is, or that it specifically mentions promoting welfare of said people.

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As long as it has pockets but enough to actually hold things.

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I was thinking BB-8

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I never knew AFLAC was so brutal in their tactics to get that supplemental insurance payment

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Friend: "I thought you got your degree from Colombia."
Lawyer: "apparently I need one from Kenya too!"

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Sounds like her son has her penchant for railing too.

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The should throw in another event and call it Chess (Beat)boxing

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Engineers: Pass the ketchup!

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Cody: Here, take my blaster.

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https://imgb.ifunny.co/images/68e5a2c0adf35fb25b1cacce45bc9ac5354baf09429201d4d83f6052b86cf8a8_1.webp

user1234 ,

I had a roommate for a semester in college who essentially lived on a 40 hour schedule. He'd stay awake for 24 hours straight, then sleep for 16 hours. Not sure if he managed to pass any of his classes that year.

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I hope you cleaned her urn when you were done.

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And he's not even the one who played Hannibal Lektor

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What is that square with an up arrow icon near the bottom left supposed to do? Help you square up for hitting a golf ball or something?

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Thanks. Not particularly intuitive.

user1234 , (edited )

These things were designed by Fred Flintstone

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