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#MarkSmith #MarkAndrewSmith
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Unfluencer; Disappointing people since 1974; #UK #Opinionated; #ChiefEngineer; #ExAlcoholic #GTTO
90% of my jokes are recycled. So are yours.

I live in #Plymouth, UK.
I have lived in #NewTripoli, #USA, #Torpoint UK and #Halesowen, UK.

I think #ReligonPoisonsEverything, #BrexitDestroyedTheUK & I want to #RejoinEU.

I love #comedy, #tech, #engineering, and #gadgets.

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Yes, Republicans might start a civil war if Trump goes to prison. But they might also start a civil war if there's ever a Black James Bond.

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Jury braver than 98% of elected Republicans.

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💥🔥

TO REPEAT,

GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS!!!!!!!!

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@GottaLaff You are our hero!!!

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NEW: THE JURY HAS REACHED A VERDICT IN THE TRUMP TRIAL.

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@otownKim @GottaLaff

I fear we'll be disappointed

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@otownKim @GottaLaff

I can just imagine his smug face and his spin if it's a hung jury

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🧵starts HERE.

Plz remember to use NFL (Not For Laffy, no hashtag) so I can ignore those replies while live-posting. TY!

1/...Tyler McBrien:

Trey Gowdy again...

Per Trump's campaign, this is today's Greek chrous: Don Trump, Jr., Matt Whitaker, Pam Bondi, Sen. Eric Schmitt, Rep. Daniel Webster, Rep. Dan Meuser, Rep. Ronny Jackson, Rep. Troy Nehls, Rep. Dale Strong, Rep. Maria Salazar, Sebastian Gorka, Chuck Zito, Joe Piscopo, Bill White

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@GottaLaff

NFL

He hardly ever works!
Perhaps if he took some time off golf and laying in bed watching Fox, he could "rest"??

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#WompWomp Arizona’s attorney general says Rudy #Giuliani has been served an indictment in the state’s fake elector case alongside 17 other defendants for his role in an attempt to overturn #Trump’s loss to Joe Biden in the 2020 election.

Giuliani’s political adviser, Ted Goodman, confirmed Giuliani was served Friday night after his 80th birthday celebration as he was walking to the car.
https://apnews.com/article/86f4938ff4570a833dd4d1c44705460f

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@GottaLaff

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Dear Steve Bannon
I have got you a cake and hidden my finger nail file in it. You can use it to escape.

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apt install "*" --force-yes

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@alice @catsalad @dee

add in a sudo snap refresh and it's all good...

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NEW THREAD 🧵 1/...

Inner City Press (aka Press):

Justice Merchan: I've signed the order to show cause. Now, the texts?
Prosecutor: We are introducing them as business records. It was part of the regular business of AMI. These are discussions between co-conspirator Dylan Howard and Ms. Rodriguez

Klasfeld:

Trump is back in the courtroom, appearing to sharply exhale when he reached the defense table before sitting down.

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@GottaLaff

2028?

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This is actually my eighth rodeo; I just refuse to learn things

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Apparently the Frontier cyberattackers don’t want me live posting today

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@GottaLaff It was Barron Trump! He's a smart kid. Very smart. Knows everything about Cyber. Many people say he's the best Cyber kid in the history of America!
Covfefe!

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Let's do something Putin will hate. Let's rejoin the . And if that means we have to have cheaper food and fuel; the right to live, work, and retire in 31 other countries; higher environmental standards; and peace secured in NI, then that's a price I'm willing to pay...

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My new dog Ragnor, who I found in a meteorite, keeps waking me up demanding Strontium-B and saying "preparations are underway" without elaborating further

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Just so we’re clear: You or I wouldn’t have gotten a break on our bond. We’d be in prison.

@GottaLaff

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@GottaLaff

Sorry, the point didn't come across well in text - It was a general remark, aimed at everyone, not just you.

In fact, re-reading it I can see it sounds ridiculous, apologies.

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@GottaLaff

It does rather demonstrate that in no way is the law equal for everyone.

(similar to how fines are only punishments to poor people)

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FYI, the lottery is a regressive tax disproportionately paid by the people who can least afford it, and little of the proceeds actually go to community funding.

We should fund community services by taxing the rich, not by conning working people into thinking they'll become rich.

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All gambling is a tax on people who are bad at math...

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Why lose an hour of sleep? Can’t we all agree to spring forward mid-morning Monday? Go from 9:59 am right to 11… almost time for lunch. Hard to imagine anyone would object.

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Well played, IKEA

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ISIS terror group claims responsibility for attack on Moscow-area concert venue that left at least 40 dead -CNN

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@GottaLaff

But, but.... Trump destroyed ISIS!!

(You're not telling me Trump LIED, are you??)

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#WompWomp #BillionaireMyAss 1/…

#Trump has been unable to get bond for $464 million judgment, his lawyers say

In a filing to an appeals court, Trump's attorneys said getting the bond needed to halt proceedings while they appeal is a "practical impossibility." #legal https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/donald-trump/trump-unable-get-bond-464-million-judgment-lawyers-say-rcna143860

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@GottaLaff

He needs to do what every other person who can't afford bail does then...

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Me: Can I have a turn in the hedge now?

Hedgehog: No.

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You don’t become cooler with age, but you do care progressively less about being cool, which is the only true way of being cool. This is called the Geezer’s Paradox

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You could NOT make Blazing Saddles today.

The studio would take ONE LOOK at the script and say "This is blazing saddles, we've already made this movie"

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When asked how Fascism starts, Bertrand Russell once said:
"First, they fascinate the fools. Then, they muzzle the intelligent."

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STARTING A NEW THREAD HERE. 1/...

Live feed: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDcexi-W8rQ

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@GottaLaff

Thank you for your service!

👏👏👏

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@GottaLaff

That's 1pm here. Slacker.

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Via Lisa Rubin: 🧵1/...

A small update from the Mar-a-Lago case: The sealed, ex parte hearing lasted for 3 hours, during which the special counsel's team argued certain classified information should be withheld from , Nauta, and DeOliveira.

4 attorneys appeared for Special Counsel Jack Smith: Jay I. Bratt, David Harbach, Julie A. Edelstein, and J.P. Cooney, who just entered his appearance yesterday. Unsaid, however, is whether Smith himself attended

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@GottaLaff

😂

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Why yes, I AM still getting deluged by trolls who are intentionally calling me Pro Genocide after my earlier post.

Thanks for asking.

Adding: I did not take a stand on anything other than to stop calling Biden "pro genocide," and saying that disagreement with his policies is fine by me & that I don't discuss that war in my feed... because of... this kind of reaction by trolls and others who are trolls in training, apparently.

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@GottaLaff

I think that just means that you're winning.
You're a threat to them if they're trolling you and/or deploying bot swarms.

Keep up the great work! (please)

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@Gargron I think you did it, Eugen!!! @Snowshadow, unpin your DM column. It made all the difference.... so far!

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@Snowshadow @GottaLaff @pixelpusher220 @lisamelton @Gargron

Too early to tell - I think it is, but that may be my mind playing tricks (I'm an optimist)...

I'll try for a day or two

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@Snowshadow @GottaLaff @pixelpusher220 @lisamelton @Gargron

I think 3 columns has worked!

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