@juanejot@beige.party cover
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

juanejot

@juanejot@beige.party

Linux, biology & sci-fi nerd, father, thinks he's funny. 🙄

I do not consent to the use of my posts for the training of artificial intelligence, of large language models, of neural networks, or of any other such computational technologies intended to derive “new” content from originally human-generated content.

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. For a complete list of posts, browse on the original instance.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

that show with the blue box

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Are you saying LCARS is just an interface for Windows?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

betazoid clitoris diagram

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Afterwards,
Troi: “Imzadi, I’m sensing that you feel… threatened by me?”

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

why don't starships have seat belts

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling I would assume it’s the same reason The Magic Schoolbus lacks them.

ElleGray , (edited ) to random
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@ElleGray More for us, if those unacquainted with French choose to avoid the creepy chocolate. 👻🍫

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

vulcan hip hop gettin logical on the dance floor

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling My name is Spock, and I’m here to say
That if you weren’t listening, then I’d hold no sway.
But since I’ve got your ear I’ll elongate it like mine,
And perhaps we’ll travel far in an exceedingly short time.
Wick, wick, with warp drive,
Wick, wick, with warp drive,
You see my ancestors visited
Bozeman, Montana
When your Zefram Cochrane homey
Made the jump from insani-
-ty to functional FTL; many thought it dumb,
But somehow he accomplished it without dilithium.

You’ll observe, Mr Riker, that you omitted to stipulate that this “hip hop” be of any considerable artistic merit.

Natasha_Jay , to random
@Natasha_Jay@tech.lgbt avatar

No rational person would do this

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@Natasha_Jay Does this hotel host circonferences? Maybe they r2 popular and therefore difficult to book.

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@Natasha_Jay Does this hotel host circonferences? Maybe they r2 popular to easily book.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

what spells did magic johnson cast

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling (Imagines basketball mixed with fly fishing.)

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

is chipotle safe to eat yet

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Dryvor, his porcelain bus.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

what if the sun is a giant pac-man with his mouth closed

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Then the Carrington Event was a vurp.
Oh, and we have interstellar ghosts on the way.

loren , to random
@loren@flipping.rocks avatar

the dance of the weevil

#weevils #insects

same weevil on my finger now with both front legs up above their head as if their are at another point in their little dance
same weevil on my finger but their front left leg is now out to the left and right front leg is hidden behind their body again as if they are doing a little dance

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@loren Bat-prey-man origin story: “Have you danced with the weevil in the pale moonlight?”

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

why do hitchhikers need towels

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Why do Rikers need bedpost notches?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

bad back safe ways to sit down

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling The part of me that wants to sympathize is gonna go with “Arrive early, bring an orthopedic cushion, sit in the back.”
The part of me that wants to lampoon says, “Go with the way that MUST grab the most onscreen attention (to say nothing of making the grips rig the lights so you don’t kick them).”

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

how do klingons decide if it's a good day to die

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling They listen to a lot of Ice Cube.

https://youtu.be/h4UqMyldS7Q

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

is fire one syllable or two

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling I suppose it depends on whether you have bad feelings toward ancient Mesopotamian city-states, as in: “Fie, Ur!”

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

in holodeck zelda are you supposed to smash all the pots

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Dunno, but I’ll bet the ocarina sounds like the flute from The Inner Light.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

is it safe to time travel to yesterday

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Better ask The Beatles.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

which millennium are millennials from

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling This one:

https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Millennium_Gate

ElleGray , to random
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

Saw this and immediately wondered if the sound a parent made stepping on it in the dark in ancient times is the same noise we'd make today

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@ElleGray Of course, they spoke in Proto-Indo-“What-the-f*ck?!?”-ic.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

is this the mirror universe

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Depends; does that question remind you of the opening lyrics to “Bohemian Rhapsody,” in this universe?

ElleGray , to random
@ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

At last, a worthy adversary

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@ElleGray Paris Hilton toot-bombs the thread with “That’s hot.”
One of us responds that we do not think that word means what she thinks it means.

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

snopes did american money really have pyramids with eyes

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Do Ktarian games really give you a little O-face when you make a tube swallow a disc that you control with your eyes?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

red alert won't turn off

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling Have you tried taking the battery out of your communicator, waiting 15 seconds, putting it back in & trying again?

RikerGoogling Bot , to random
@RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

is starbucks coffee named after battlestar galactica or moby dick

juanejot ,
@juanejot@beige.party avatar

@RikerGoogling I’m sorry, I couldn’t hear you over my internal debate about whether to GIMP in a white whale plushie to the shelf behind them, which totally seems like something the chain would sell.

The actors known for their different depictions of Starbuck (Dirk Benedict, from the original late 70’s/early 80’s Battlestar Galactica TV show & movie, and Katee Sackhoff from the ‘oughts cable/streaming series), both holding signature cigars both of their iterations of the character would enjoy, sitting at a table in a retail Starbucks location, with drinks from said chain in front of them. They are each grinning knowingly into the camera, probably wondering how long it will be until they’re asked to put the cigars away.
ALT
  • Reply
    • RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    is google warp drive down

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling Try WarpWarpEngage. They don’t track your course lay-in, but you might see some results from FerengiSoft.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    species that speak only in puns

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling
    The Sigh…hmm Invective recommends avoiding forced con*-tact.
    *(against)

    [Thinks a moment, realizes with sinking feeling that he’s a member of this species.]

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    tricorder software update failed

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling If you jailbreak your tricorder to multi-boot, does that make it a gigaquadcorder?

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    why don't vulcans boost

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling We do, when the needs for many to see this post outweigh the needs for few to see it. :trek_tos_spock:

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    clear replicator recent items

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling More important, (opens closet door, which abruptly WHOOSHES open, allowing to spill out all sorts of unsavory objects I won’t describe here), what do I do with all of THESE?!?

    This universe needs a recyplicator. ♻️

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    drunk history khitomer accords

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling Ezri Dax: “So I sez to Gorkon, I sez, ‘Look, ya gotta—HIC!—give Pardek sumthin’! What’re yooguys really doin’ with the Archanis sector, anyway?’
    ‘N’ my universal translator musta—hic—glitched er sumthin, cuz he thot I rly wanted t’know ‘n’ got all SUSHPISHUSH o’ the Fedurayshun’s MOTIVES ‘n’ 💩; it was a whole—hic—THING…
    “Hey, where’za—pass th’blood wine, dammit!”

    loren , to random
    @loren@flipping.rocks avatar

    in case you ever need help telling what kind of drum and bass someone is talking about i made this handy little chart!

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @loren Bass player: “Why is there fishing tackle hanging offa the tuning pegs of my bass?”
    Drum player: “Why do my tom toms SMELL LIKE THAT?!?”

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    mirror universe beard styles

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling Think you’re looking for the Wunderlander asymmetrical beard of Larry Niven’s Known Space series.
    Hey, if his Kzinti are good enough for ST:TAS, so is this!

    (Wonders how soon this will work itself into Trekhipster fashion…)

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    replicator accident treatment chocolate hand

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling This honestly seems like a Homer Simpson joke, but I’m not going down the rabbit hole of finding a GIF to go with it.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    how will dukat make bajor pay to build a subspace graviton field

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling He’ll stare into the Pah-wraith.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    is pon farr a pre-existing condition

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling Pon ago in a galaxy farr, farr away, millions of voices suddenly cried out in righteous indignation over the crossover joke I just made.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    is the danger zone near the neutral zone

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling That all depends on whether Kenny Loggins is a Romulan.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    can you torrent a person's transporter pattern

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling I’m sure by the 24th century, someone is domain squatting RealImzadi.com

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling RealImzadi

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    is being a transporter clone a pre-existing condition

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling Not pre-2361, it isn’t.

    futurebird , to random
    @futurebird@sauropods.win avatar

    He is out.

    I repeat. He is OUT.

    Please stay in your homes until further notice.

    (via tumblr:
    https://www.tumblr.com/sleepy-bebby/707382709025128448?source=share)

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @futurebird Tagline of the animal control officer in the direct-to-streaming dramatization: (long pull on cigarette) “Welp… f*ck a 🦆.”

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    boob touching rules by planet

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling If they’re planet-sized, may I suggest instead that you perform evasive maneuvers before you crash.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    find my saucer section

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling Will, Will, Will… Your very perspective is a “sausage festion.”
    The question is: Are you ready to perform a separation maneuver?

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    could i be a changeling and not know it

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling You could be a Ship of Squishy-Us.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    how to vote from space

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling Via NASA’s Deep Space Optical Communications Network, which is otherwise used to transmit, what else, cat pictures.
    Just don’t tell Empty G about this legitimate use of “space lasers.”
    https://www.bbc.com/news/technology-67721671

    ElleGray , to random
    @ElleGray@mstdn.social avatar

    This headline made me laugh out loud until I looked into those little black eyes and yep Derek's evil af

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @ElleGray How did he earn the name Derek? Possibility: The necessary frequency of the utterance “The daw wrecked my [property/person]” elided it shorter.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    holodeck troubleshooting too much pubic hair

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling You must be playing early builds of the CyberJunk 2477 holodeck game.

    https://gamerant.com/cyberpunk-2077-inappropiate-glitch/

    lowqualityfacts , to random
    @lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social avatar

    Taylor Swift is unstoppable.

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @lowqualityfacts Two people enter; Taylor’s version leaves.

    RikerGoogling Bot , to random
    @RikerGoogling@botsin.space avatar

    holodeck programs about resistance against nazis

    juanejot ,
    @juanejot@beige.party avatar

    @RikerGoogling I mean, there’s “The Killing Game,” parts 1 & 2 out there in the Delta Quadrant. But something tells me you’ll be down on the whole turning-off-the-safety-protocols, suppress-memories, Hirogen-as-Mengele reincarnation angle.
    But I can’t think of a present-day politician who’d LOVE that kind of “bloodbath.” 😬

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • random
  • test
  • worldmews
  • mews
  • All magazines
    •