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lowqualityfacts , to random
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You can easily tell if you look closely at the knucklestrokes.
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arose62 ,
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"The Mona Lisa With His Knuckles"

Presumably he held the brush in his elbow or armpit.
Or tied his floppy fingers in knots around them?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Well that's just poor planning.
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arose62 ,
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That's only for people - there are many, many facilities for all the horsies and corgies!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about wheels.

arose62 ,
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If you count the steering wheel, and the spare wheel, it's a sexcycle.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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"You can't stop progress. If I don't invent this, someone else will. Technological advancements are inevitable."

-Me taping 10 potatoes together.

arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

So many questions!
What sort of tape?
What arrangement of potatoes - linear, square, 3 dimensions optimal packing?
Cooked or raw?

RonjaBiernat , to Gardening Dutch
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Oh wow, the first flower. I can hardly believe it. What do I do now?

Suggestions on pollination methods for indoor chilli plants are more than welcome.


@plants
@gardening
@homegrownfood
@gardening

arose62 ,
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@RonjaBiernat @plants @gardening @homegrownfood @gardening

1: Grab a cotton bud/q-tip/small, soft paintbrush
2: Brush the pollen around onto the inside of the petals. Just a twirling motion inside the flowers will do. Think like a bee as you do it.

mastodonmigration , to random
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So, over in the astronomy world there is some consternation about a tweet from eminent satellite tracker Jonathan McDowell.

Apparently "Starlink Precipitation" is now a thing. And yes, you got that right, Starlink precipitation is pieces of Elon Musk's fucking internet satellites raining down from space.

See also this post from @carlysagan: https://mastodon.social/@carlysagan/112448150797509408

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arose62 ,
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Some entrepreneur will falsely market raw milk as "H5N1 Infected!" to make sales.

People will drink it, not get H5N1 (obviously), claim that H5N1-infected milk is safe.

😱🤯😥

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm pretty sure it's the opposite with cats and meows.
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arose62 ,
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Same with trees.

luckytran , to random
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It appears that some universities are banning masks of any kind at sites where they are holding their graduation ceremony. This is ableist, exclusionary, and completely unacceptable.

(Photo: Dr. Mary Donegan)

Sign at UCONN listing prohibited items which includes masks of any kind

arose62 ,
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@luckytran

But the sign says that signs are prohibited 🤔

To paraphrase Douglas Adams:

"Oh dear," says the sign, "I hadn't thought of that," and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic"

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

What does this mean for triplets, quads, quins, sextuplets, etc.?

How many eye colours are possible in humans?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

So it's not for lining vases ??? 🤯

lowqualityfacts , to random
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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Baby giraffes are born with gill-like structures along their neck, so that if they realise that their mums have tricked them into eating vegetables, they have two hours to eject the food.

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arose62 ,
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They started with normal sized legs, but now they've been scaled down.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's so interesting.
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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Yep, they'd find mosquitos trapped in amber, sample the dinosaur DNA from the blood in the mosquito's stomach, and clone themselves.
There's even movies about it.

ElleGray , to random
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your identity in a capitalist society

arose62 ,
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Ah, now I understand what CAPITALIST means.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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That's so interesting.
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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

And they spent so much time in bed that their hair became incredibly tangled, hence
matt-tresses.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

And it's named for the anger of its population.

"Ire" means anger.
"Scot free" means getting away with something, without anyone being angry at you.

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arose62 ,
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I Keep Expanding Acronyms

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts

arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Isn't this mentioned in Ben Elton's "This Other Eden"?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I had a job interview with Boeing today that I think went really well. I aced the handwriting portion of the application process, where they had me write a note saying that I am in a very dark place and just want my suffering to end some days. The interviewer was so impressed by my penmanship he even had me sign the note for him and asked to keep it.

arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

I would have bolted.

NanoRaptor , to random
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arose62 ,
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Took me a while to dredge up my high school French, but chef's kiss!

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I never would have guessed.
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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

The "Show/hide media" icon floating in the top left corner made me think it was

"Tax is the most popular form of communication"

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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Are you saying sinkholes occur directly above ERs?

Do ERs cause sinkholes?

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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

What do tame and domesticated boars do?

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Birdology is so fascinating.
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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

The Great Blue Heron is one of 4 closely related species. The others are:
The Great Blue Heroff
The Great Blue Himon
The Great Blue Himoff

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Here it is ladies and gentlemen, the first Low Quality Fact ever written. It will no doubt live on in low quality history for eternity.
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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

The hamsters stole the bones from the octopi, hence the ongoing ceaseless revenge between the species.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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We made a comic about fun facts.

arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Just for the USA, it should be

"inSUVcerated"

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Still trying to find my people on Mastodon. Please boost if you:

-Like french fries.

-Enjoy watching TV.

-Have recurring dreams that you are a frog.

-Feel distraught when you wake up and realize that you are in fact not a frog.

-Spend your days studying ancient texts in search of a forbidden incantation that transforms humans into amphibians.

arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Close, but spend my days trying to work out who wasn't upfront about being a real princess 😡

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Tailing this illuminati truck back to its lizard-people infested headquarters. Will keep you guys updated.

arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

It won't do you any good!
Read the truck - they'll just transport their secret island somewhere else

lowqualityfacts , to random
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I love Greek mythology.
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arose62 ,
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@lowqualityfacts

Aren'ts is the Greek god of nihilism.

lowqualityfacts , to random
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Sick and tired of your kid losing the school spelling bee and bringing shame to your entire family? Get them one of these stickers and they'll be outspelling all the other little idiots in no time.
https://www.redbubble.com/i/sticker/Low-Quality-Spelling-Fact-by-LowQualityFacts/155270213.JCQM3?utm_source=rb-native-app&utm_campaign=share-product&utm_medium=android

arose62 ,
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Are they available in Alubquberque?

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