Squirrel

Squirrel , 21 hours ago

I'm fine with bugs that don't bother me. Around my house, I've got a ton of red paper wasps. They're assholes. My mere existence makes me a threat worth stinging. Same for the rest of my family. They can go fuck themselves.

Squirrel , 18 hours ago

Oh yeah, I've got mud daubers, too. They're cool; they don't mess with me, and I don't mess with them. It's really just those big, red assholes (and the occasional yellow jacket) that are problematic.

Squirrel , 3 days ago

Nope. Nope.

I don't mind a hug, but I have zero desire to snuggle or wrestle with my friends, male or female.

Squirrel , 2 days ago

We're snuggly right up until we get bitey.

Squirrel , 4 days ago

If you insist on it being a girl, then yeah, it's too late. Adult relationships have their own brand of sweet and romantic.

Squirrel , 4 days ago

Silicone is easy enough to remove.

Squirrel , 5 days ago

I definitely learned useful things in community college -- at least in so far as general education courses can be considered useful. There were some duds, of course. However, I don't feel like I got much more out of university classes of the same level.

With that being said, you may just have the misfortune of attending a lackluster school.

Squirrel , 6 days ago

I'm still not 100% on how that is pronounced.

Squirrel , 11 days ago

That was also true in 2020. And in 2016 for Hillary.

Squirrel , 13 days ago

I think that's part of the joke. Texas and birth control bullshit.

Squirrel , 14 days ago

Nobody said anything about his acting. This is about him never dating anyone over 25.

Squirrel , 14 days ago

Ah, I figured you thought you were on-topic (that the original post was somehow critical of his acting?), not on a tangent. My mistake.

Squirrel , 15 days ago

Why use brain when can ask?

Squirrel , 15 days ago

I guess? I was homophobic as hell back in high school, but I'm now a firm supporter of LGBT+ rights. But I suppose this guy isn't claiming to have changed.

Squirrel , 15 days ago

I'm a big fan of flat design, too. To be fair, I basically loved every style in its time. Regardless, I like flat.

Squirrel , 15 days ago

Woo, grunge!

Squirrel , 18 days ago

Ditto. There were a number of times in high school where I totally missed a girl showing interest in me. Some of them were blatantly obvious, in retrospect, but my clueless teenage ass never suspected a thing.

Squirrel , 20 days ago

Lord, please let those morons try to dual wield. It would be funny to watch.

Squirrel , 20 days ago

What a good wife she would be.

Squirrel , 28 days ago

He's annoying, that's all. But he is quite annoying.

Squirrel , 1 month ago

literally a metaphorical

Squirrel , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago)

Also, screwing up art has less severe repercussions than, oh... almost anything else.

Edit: I'm not insulting artists, I'm insulting the competence of AI. Fuck-ups with AI art don't kill people.

Squirrel , 1 month ago (edited 1 month ago)

Funny, the whole thing is supposed to be applicable. They can't just ignore the parts that fit your terrible atheist agenda. And these points certainly aren't a matter of ignored context.

I've actually had other Christians argue against the message of love preached by Jesus, saying it's inapplicable here or there. Of course, I can't be a true Christian if I want equal rights for "the gays," healthcare for all, or any of the other various far left (for the US) views I hold.

Note: I'm a Christian who firmly supports the separation of church and state, sooooo...

Squirrel , 1 month ago

I'm guessing you missed where that was stated in the image.

Squirrel , 1 month ago

Science is blue (dark blue, if given the option).

Math is red or black.

English is green.

Social studies is yellow.

Everything else goes in whatever is left.

Squirrel , 1 month ago

Compared to what? Not compared to other major cities, from a tourist's perspective.

Squirrel , 1 month ago

What a pain...

Squirrel , 1 month ago

Gotta get a beanbag chair or something. Aside from that, I don't see a problem (for a bachelor who is content to remain a bachelor).

Squirrel , 1 month ago

It's only safe for Aussies, though.

Squirrel , 1 month ago

With our current voting system, this is all we can do. Vote Democrat and hope for gradual change. Sadly, our planet is more than "gradually" fucked.

Until the voting system changes (hah), we can push the Democrats to do better, and they'll surely listen... I'm voting Biden, but I'm sure as hell bitter about the situation.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

Bud, you're not doing any good here. Your approach assumes the other person believes that Jesus is real. That's like arguing for human rights with a Republican -- it's fundamentally against their ideals.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

Sadly, it doesn't always seem to exist.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

It's "accomplished" giving a clear place of congregation to many, many niche communities. It's (anti-)social media; it's not intended to accomplish anything big.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

*shrug* It's a start.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

5, 7, and 9 would be my choices if I wasn't married. I guess I would probably still pick 7, just so I can be confident my wife likes the way I look.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

You want hairless ears and tail? I don't think those two pills should go together.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

Are you sure?

Squirrel , 2 months ago

Ah, that explains it.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

House centipede. It may, possibly, be hellspawn.

Squirrel , 2 months ago

https://thelemmy.club/pictrs/image/c832686f-5ea9-4bdc-af57-57aee2fbb5f5.gif

Squirrel , 3 months ago

They're too manly for hair.

Squirrel , 3 months ago

Most people are inherently biased towards their chosen system. A "water scale" doesn't make sense to fahrenheit users, and a "human scale" is dismissed as even existing by the Celsius users. But hey, if you want to fight, have at it. It's annoying and pointless, but that's what the internet is for.

Squirrel , 3 months ago

I typically assume it's a non-native speaker with things like this, but I'm not sure in this case.

Squirrel , 3 months ago

I've felt like this after diving into a flower, too

Squirrel , 3 months ago

Peeps

Note: You will sound like a tool if you say this.

Squirrel , 3 months ago

I don't have a swamp, but I have a wooded yard and can attest to most of what you said. However, in addition to the plethora of bug species and legion of spiders, I also have a shitload of mosquitos.

Squirrel , 3 months ago

That would be difficult to do. There are far more spiders in my yard than I've seen elsewhere. It blew me away when I moved here.

Squirrel , 3 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

So, if an Amish person decided to work at the DMV, they should be able to refuse driver's licenses to everyone? It's against their beliefs, after all. (I don't know if it technically is, but play along, for the sake of argument.) Or... Should they maybe just not have that job, since it's a matter of what is legally required to do something? Whether it's 1% or 100% of the population, it's their beliefs that are more important, right?

Edit: I know this is a shitty argument. That's the point.