FatTony ,
@FatTony@lemmy.world avatar

Shouldn't it be "Can you at least look ..." instead of "Can't you at least look ..."?

Socsa ,

The reality is that these guys won't actually make a big dent in a roach infestation. They are pretty territorial and their population will always scale in proportion to the food supply, so if you have a lot of centipedes, you'll have a fuck ton of roaches.

jaschen ,

I got bitten by this hell spawn. I was sleeping and I guess I was stretching my leg and laid my leg on top of this thing.

I have never felt so much pain in my life. It felt like my skin was melting and burning at the same time. For the next few weeks, the bite mark would randomly start to puss and random shots of pain.

I'd rather have roaches. At least with roaches, they don't bite.

zalgotext ,

Standard house centipedes (I'm pretty sure that's what's in this comic) aren't supposed to have a very painful bite. You may have been bitten by a different kind of centipede, or maybe had an allergic reaction, for your pain to be so severe.

jaschen ,

I live in Taiwan.

Twitches ,

This might have something to do with it. Different type of centipede.

jenny_ball ,
@jenny_ball@lemmy.world avatar

yea the other type of centipedes are nearly the worst kind of bite you can get. the giant ones that catch bats and eat mice.

kofe ,

Where are they native so I can potentially live the remainder of my life in irrational fear?

ArmokGoB ,

They're native to Vietnam and live in most of the tropics, including Hawaii.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Those bites are rare and barely noticeable

jaschen ,

I live on a tropical island.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Home centipedes are the same everywhere. What you encountered was something else

jaschen ,

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scolopendra_alcyona

It's not the same. They are significantly bigger here and much more venomous.

The ones found in America are Scutigera coleoptrata.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Yes, as I said it's a didferent specie

Grandwolf319 ,

There should be a fifth panel that’s says:

“Your chances are worse when you look like that.”

Sylvartas ,

Then there should also be a sixth panel with the "I'm fast as fuck boyyy" meme

KinglyWeevil ,

I developed a theory because of these fuckers, which is that the scale of a things creepiness is based on how many legs it has and how fast they are.

I used to get them in my last apartment and when I saw one I literally couldn't sleep until I knew it was dead

MrBusiness ,

Imagine you go to the washroom to grab some toilet paper to blow your nose and when when you pull on the paper this asshole jumps up at you, like a buggy over the dunes, at full speed up your hand. Then the asshole disappeared just as fast when flung off.

KinglyWeevil ,

I had never seen one before, and was just settling in after moving into my new apartment when my turn gf just screams and comes running into the kitchen saying, "there's a horrible monster bug in the sink, ITS HUGE"

And unprepared for the Lovecraftian little horror waiting for me, expecting some kind of beetle or something, I was pretty shook up. Legitimately was scared to go into the kitchen at night after that.

affiliate ,

Despite the name, no centipede has exactly 100 pairs of legs; number of legs ranges from 15 pairs to 191 pairs, always an odd number. (wikipedia)

wtf is going on with these guys

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Even stranger, the OP shows a millipede, not a centipede

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

That's very clearly a house centipede

klemptor ,

I mean, I have an odd number of leg pairs. You probably do too?

Syd ,

Woah

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i mean, our arms are just fucked up legs, so technically we have an even pair of legs.

affiliate ,

yeah but the range of leg pairs for humans is (comparatively) much more tame. this would be like if humans had 1-12.3 leg pairs. and crazier still, humans were named something like “6 legged beings”

AnarchistArtificer ,

This sentence took me multiple attempts to parse.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Four legs good, two legs bad.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

"If it's more than 8, it's has sealed it's fate."

roguetrick ,

I got stung/bit by one of those little bastards once in the shower. Usually they don't bother humans and their mouth stingers(kind of like legs that are turned into venomous fangs for killing other bugs) can't really go deep enough, but I guess this one got motivated once he started drowning and crawled up my leg.

Thcdenton ,
reverendz ,

What kind of bug?

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

House centipede. It may, possibly, be hellspawn.

mnemonicmonkeys ,

Both

mnemonicmonkeys ,

*millipede

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

either you're extremely confidently incorrect or this is the strangest attempt at gaslighting i've seen

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

In my language we say something similar so I guess he was confident

MrBusiness ,

Satan's mustache

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Creepiest house bug ever. I let them be because they eat other bugs.

If you ever see a lot of them you’ve got another problem, that means they have a lot to eat. Could be an infestation of other bugs like roaches or a dead animal in the walls.

RecluseRamble ,

If you ever see a lot of them you’ve got another problem, that means they have a lot to eat.

But... not for long, so problem solved soon, right? Right?

Landsharkgun ,

According to a random comment I saw once, these things will happily eat each other if there's no other bugs to eat. So basically yes.... unless your house has a continuous influx of new bugs.

Socsa ,

This is also why they aren't actually great at pest control. They are pretty territorial so their populations never get big enough to make a serious dent. It's perfectly fine to kill them.

3volver ,

They also eat jumping spiders, which is why I kill them.

cordlesslamp ,

Spider is arguably less effective in terms of big-bug-eating, but I would choose spiders over that nightmare fuel any day.

Have you ever seen that thing dead in your sink, all soaked wet? I swear that's can't be something originate from earth.

grrgyle ,
@grrgyle@slrpnk.net avatar

My theory is that when you have too many nightmares in one night and the horror doesn't have anywhere to go, the nightmare takes shape and one of these crawls out of you

RGB3x3 ,

I hate you for this

Socsa ,

Neither of them will actually put a dent in a serious infestation.

walter_wiggles ,

Leggy boi

Hirom ,

I resist the urge to kill spiders because I hate mosquitoes even more.

degen ,

I swear one of my cats can smell these fuckers.

Or they're just noisy on some level, and I don't wanna think about that.

kyden ,
@kyden@lemmy.world avatar

You can hear them run on tile.

I wish I didn’t learn this information first hand while trying to be nice and catch one to put it outside.

grrgyle ,
@grrgyle@slrpnk.net avatar

You're a nice person. You'd probably do great in a first contact situation

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Or get humanity eaten

AlternatePersonMan ,

Creepy. And I learned something. Reminds me of another comic strip that cracked me up. The gist:

God said to the insects "you may each pick three traits."
The millipede said, "I want legs!"
The centipede agreed.
God nodded. "And for your second trait?"
The millipede smiled brightly and said "More legs!"
The centipede request the same.
God asked for their final request.
"More legs!" The millipede shouted smiling even brighter
The centipede gave a sinister grin and growled. "Teeth."

Omega_Haxors ,

Millipedes speced all their stat points into beauty

grrgyle ,
@grrgyle@slrpnk.net avatar

Same with pill bugs but smol

mnemonicmonkeys ,

You have them backwards. Centipedes are the ones with more legs

btr_fan87 , (edited )

Google tells me you're the one who has them backwards. Here's an article from Carnegie Natural History Museum explaining the difference.

samus12345 , (edited )
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

"Centipede" means 100 feet.

"Millipede" means 1000 feet.

lars ,

Pede means feet. So does the pie in piedmont.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

You're right, I meant feet. Fixed!

lars ,

Phew because essentially* I was like

https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png


* essentially in no way whatsoever

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It bothers me more than you that it was wrong, so I appreciate the correction!

lars ,

Don’t tell me how I feel 🙅😂

mnemonicmonkeys ,

I am aware of how prefixes work

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

In this case it's what the prefixes mean that's relevant.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

it's extremely obvious that you're incorrect if you simply look at the words, "centi" means "hundred" and is smaller than "milli" which means "thousand".

centipedes look like they have a hundred legs, millipedes look like they have a thousand legs.

Scubus ,

Ah, but millimeters are 1/1000 of a meter, which means millipedes actually have 1/1000 of a leg /s

dream_weasel ,
AnarchistArtificer ,

That's a great joke. The millipede's enthusiasm is oddly endearing

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Neither centipedes nor millipedes are insects.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I wish I had a couple of these guys. Nothing else I've done has gotten rid of the roaches in this shit-ass apartment. Might as well try more bugs.

ModsAreCopsACAB ,
@ModsAreCopsACAB@lemm.ee avatar

You might need a toad for the bigger bugs eventually

grrgyle ,
@grrgyle@slrpnk.net avatar

I say just get a hippopotamus. It's the only way to be sure.

GreyEyedGhost ,

House hippos look pretty cute!

SirDankbud ,

Do you like reptiles? One of the reasons I got a lizard was so the occasional escaped feeder cricket could ravage the cockroach population in my shitty apartment. That mixed with diatomaceous earth has nearly elimated all roach sightings.

ColeSloth ,

Continuously use the roach gel.

That's stuff (of any brand, really) will help a ton, but since you live in an apartment, you'll never be able to keep all the roaches away unless everyone in the complex starts doing something about it.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yup, even if you have the place sprayed, unless they do every apartment at the same time they'll just run to a non-sprayed one and wait it out.

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