Starb3an ,

I saw this and was very confused. I was thinking, "well mine just has two balls that unscrew from either end and pull it out" then I realized they're talking about a different ring for a cock

sm1dger ,

I'm call BS. Titanium isn't really very strong (about the same as copper when pure, while specialist Ti alloys are about halfway between aluminium and generic steel). People use titanium when they want something metal which is pretty strong but very lightweight. As an aside, it has pretty meh ductility for a metal and would make a poor bulletproof material, so David Guetta got that wrong too

StaySquared ,

Man.. I hope I don't ever need one. Worst case, use peptides.

Mango ,

What's the point of a cock ring with no tension?

Randelung ,

Rubber works fine.

Sam_Bass ,
deltreed ,
@deltreed@lemmy.world avatar

Cockrings are dumb, and they deserve this if it happens to them.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Some people need them for erectile dysfunction.

Spaceinv8er ,

A titanium one is a little much, but the right one can be stimulating for both parties.

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

What if that's their kink?

driving_crooner , (edited )
@driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

Pretty bad, because the medics and firefighters didnt concent to be part of it.

Nicoleism101 , (edited )

Oh cmon we are just joking here, no need to be soo seerious and goody two shoes

mavu ,

your username shines in a new light after reading this.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

LMAO!

Lucidlethargy ,
@Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Can't they just reduce the swelling?

Glytch ,

No because the blood won't leave the penis due to the pressure of the cock ring and cutting into the penis to relieve the swelling is likely to result in greater permanent damage than waiting for the FD and their diamond saw.

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

At the risk of sounding like I have no idea what I'm talking about (because I don't).

Couldn't you perform a surgery to clamp the main vein, and then drain the blood out of the cock?

Baleine ,
@Baleine@jlai.lu avatar

That seems way worse than cutting the ring

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

I meant in the event that you cannot cut the ring because it's too strong.

lauha ,

We will only use local anaesthesia and you'll have to watch.

Unless that is your kink. Then you don't get to watch.

ilikecoffee ,

Wait, so that is a thing that is possible to do though? I'd have thought that it would be very difficult, with the corpora cavernosa being so spongy and all...

MystikIncarnate ,

I'm not a doctor and I have no idea what I'm talking about, but to my (very limited) understanding of the mechanics of it, it's not that simple.

You don't get/stay erect because of the flow to your penis, sure, that's an important part of the process, but the key to getting/staying hard is blocking flow out of the penis. In theory, again, I have no actual idea, I'm just speculating, you could go in and shunt the vein to force it to open up all the way to drain the blood, however, you may hit an obstacle in trying to do that, like a titanium cock ring.

From the limited amount I know, it's possible to drain the blood directly, but my understanding is that it's not a very fun thing to try to do, because as soon as you lose the erection, it opens up vessels and more blood can flow in, so it turns into a bloodletting through your cock, and you have to essentially let the blood out faster than it can flow in, unless you cut off the arterial flow into the penis, which isn't as simple as a single clamp. The arteries are also inside of you, so that's also a problem. Fun times in the surgery bay? (Not really)

The whole thing is far more complex than I really understand, so I might be way off. I'm no doctor and I'm certainly not a reproductive organ specialist (or any adjacent discipline). I'm certain that someone with far more time spent in school who earns way more than I do, can correct me on every point here, so I'll stop.

ilikecoffee ,

Yeah, no, sounds about right.. I guess the cavernosa have to be supplied by veins anyway so yeah. Defo not a fun procedure but was just wondering anatomy-wise if it works ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

lauha ,

I'm not a doctor. I was just joking. Should have been more clear

ilikecoffee ,

Oh no, I am aware of that. Just that it made me wonder if something like that is actually possible or not. Cause it might be..

Holzkohlen ,

Just cut off the penis, remove the ring and then reattach the penis. Do I have to do everyone's job around here?

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

Slap a summer sausage in the middle there for extra length and it's win-win

CertifiedBlackGuy ,

Like I tell everyone I sleep with, I got 9 inches for you, just be ready to take it in 3 doses ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
Anticorp ,

Sometimes I think I should get it permanently attached

urda ,
@urda@lebowski.social avatar

The more you know.

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Just use a zip tie. Don’t forget to trim the excess at a nice angle.

Railing5132 ,

You monster!

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

If you wanna cut the circulation off to your wang, just hold it tighter. That way you can just let go and not need to go to the hospital.

Squirrel ,
@Squirrel@thelemmy.club avatar

Silicone is easy enough to remove.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Instructions unclear: Hand silicone caulked to my cock.

MattWalsh ,
@MattWalsh@sh.itjust.works avatar

Try saying "caulked cock" 5 times fast

uis ,
@uis@lemm.ee avatar

Coldcock

TachyonTele ,

Come on. No one could do that
better than yo mama!

wabafee ,
@wabafee@lemmy.world avatar

Oh snap 😨

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

"Caulked cock five times fast."

Easy.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

They make rubber rings for this for people with ED. You don't have to cause yourself injury.

too_high_for_this ,

They make rubber rings for this for people with ED who want rock hard boners

i_stole_ur_taco ,

I’m already holding a sandwich and a drink. Are you expecting me to put one down to hold my wang?

Anticorp ,

Some people involve more than their hand in their sexual activities.

TachyonTele ,

What do you mean? Like, they use both hands?

Sam_Bass , (edited )

I just use a rubberband

ColeSloth ,

I've worked or volunteered for 4 different fire departments. Zero of them had any sort of diamond cutter anything that could be used for this.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Peasants

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I own a diamond wheel for my dremel that will eventually gum its way through titanium.

Anticorp ,

That is highly likely to slice right through the pee pee as soon as it finishes making its way through the titanium.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Fine I won't help.

Anticorp ,

I wouldn't call cutting the wang off helping. ;)

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Depends on whose wang it is.

Wogi ,

I'm a machinist. We have the tool you need.

But we're on break.

ColeSloth ,

I mean, I have something at my house that would probably work a bit.

Anticorp ,

What about the claws of death, or whatever they're called? Might be hard to get the ring only.

ColeSloth ,

Lol. There's "the jaws of life", but those don't cut. We have "cutters" that are equally bad ass and powerful, but they're still made of hardened steel, so they won't cut the titanium, and they're shaped/work like a beetles mandibles, so even if the could cut it, it would slide down on the ring before cutting. That would do a hell of a lot of damage.

Anticorp ,

Lol. There's "the jaws of life"

Haha! I have no idea how I got that completely backwards. I'm going to go ahead and blame it on the fact that I hadn't finished my morning coffee yet.

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