Chadus_Maximus

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Chadus_Maximus ,

Fundamental attribution error. Wanting something to happen ≠ believing it should happen. When wanting becomes believing, you are fucked.

Too many people think that the world should bend the laws of reality to conform to their ideas. Gamblers are the prime example. They take something solvable by pure math and completely discard the solution, opting for a solution based on their wants instead of reality.

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I like how fundamental attribution error sounds so that's how I called it

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The only time an European eats a single slice of pizza is the next morning after they have overestimated their ability to devour the entire thing.

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False.

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I recognize mine. Pops up kind of often.

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Sberries*

What does the world think of India?

I am an Indian and I have noticed that Indians are way too proud of their country for some reason and at the same time lack any civic sense towards it, they are extremely loud and extremely proud. We feel like the world revolves around India and our culture is superior to that of others. Also, a considerable chunk of the...

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Extremely dirty. Why does nobody care about all the shit and litter out there? What caused such ignorance to form?

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What genres do your bats listen to?

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Pretty sure both of them are the same distance away from London regardless.

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I mean... It would be true if there were no derivatives. When you start betting money on whether the line goes up or down, the stock price cases being reflective of the stock's value.

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Diving. Thousands blown along multiple failed exams. Still get made fun of in my family and work due to that.

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The US...

50 provinces in a trenchcoat.

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Same. Feels like the older generations just hijacked the discourse on how to decarbonize. "Oh you want to reduce carbon emissions? Fine. But we'll do it in a way that makes us feel good."

Boomers had plenty of time to adjust their lifestyle. They failed. Now they want us to take drastic measures to make up for it (or they will want to in the coming decades).

Chadus_Maximus ,

Ok so what happens when the bullshitter gets all the recognition and nobody believes you when you try to prove otherwise? Document and take legal action?

Chadus_Maximus ,

You can use the term "late wife" to avoid ambiguity.

Chadus_Maximus ,

There was no one responsible for JFK's assassination. His head just randomly exploded on its own.

Chadus_Maximus ,

But what if you are the main character but everyone else is not?

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More like someone giving you a lecture about where every ingredient came from, who gathered it and how it found its way into the dish before letting you eat. Just give me the fucking food I don't have time for this nonsense.

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Based

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Sounds bad...

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If it's impossible to consistently make good songs. Even an artist whom a person loves will at best make 20% of their songs worth listening to. In a 1 hour set, usually 1-2 songs are worth saving into the library. Anyone who says stuff like "I love this artist's album" is full of crap.

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They needed a 3 year pre production for these as well. Should have gone for 2028 release.

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My city of 3000 people certainly appreciates us buying locally. Some other city that's 100x the size? They're gonna be fine. Is the real estate price really so important business would rather make us buy goods from nearby places?

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I genuinely refuse to believe that it is more profitable for them to pay for AC, water and electricity that RTO would require. There has to be something else I am missing. Is it all just managers justifying their stupid decisions to other managers?

What linguistic constructions do you hate that no one else seems to mind?

It bugs me when people say "the thing is is that" (if you listen for it, you'll start hearing it... or maybe that's something that people only do in my area.) ("What the thing is is that..." is fine. But "the thing is is that..." bugs me.)...

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The letter w. Absolutely unjustified existence vhen v can be used instead. Also referring to people as pupil. Nothing else in English sounds as bad. Like, there isn't even anything fundamentally vrong with it. It's just bad.

Chadus_Maximus ,

That's vhere yoo are vrong. Replacing u vith v overemphasizes the letter vhen it doesn't deserve it. I propose oosing dooble o as a replacement instead.

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What about a politically charged video featuring a massive celebrity?

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What time does Yellowstone erupt tho?

What animated film or tv show is this? ( i.imgur.com )

For me the first thing that comes to mind is Tales from Earthsea. I don't think it's excellent or anything and has plenty of problems but people act like it killed their dog. While it has its problems that have been covered extensively, I think it has a beautiful atmosphere and art....

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Reddit LMAO

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FOSS

Can you eat it?

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If both of you start to experience rejection of the tissue, that just means pain projection is working as intended!

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Because your wish was granted, right?

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I am certainly aware that diving at dangerous speeds is stupid, which is why I am keeping my speed to a safe 10 over the limit.

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They evolved from cave flies

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That's a naughty number and we don't allow those.

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Another fun fact: if you ask people to pick 2/3rds of a number everyone else picks when asked the same question, the correct number is drumroll 24.

Chadus_Maximus ,

In a lot of cases the sky isn't blue.

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Nah. Not that hot. Now 100 million kelvin, THAT is hot!

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Much like the IRA attempting to kill Thatcher, we can fail to achieve unclear fusion as many times as we want, but we only need to succeed once.

Chadus_Maximus ,

The mummy scarab scene for me. Had nightmares about that happening to my family.

Also princess momonoke made me afraid to go into the woods by myself for years.

Chadus_Maximus ,

Is this what the audiophiles call "w shaped?"

Chadus_Maximus ,

There pretty much had to be a grad student getting absolutely grilled for crappy measurements when they showed the paper.

Chadus_Maximus ,

Granted. The scope can see though a wall after you penetrate it with bullets (the wall, not the scope).

Chadus_Maximus ,

It you put the electric kettle on your stove it doesn't take up counter space.

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Am using a Philips kettle for over a decade and have no plans is stopping. Of course that means nobody will ever buy another so the model is not available anymore. I would still suggest, though.

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Every other method is too unreliable. Sure, heating water by letting it sit in sunny weather is technically infinite efficiency, but the weather doesn't care about your tea.

Please, for the love of God, VOTE! ( pawb.social )

I don't like Biden either, but anyone with half a brain knows there are two choices in the 2020 election. If we had a sane voting system, voting third party might be worth it, but as it stands, no one but you knows your favorite candidate exists and unless you want to become their campaign manager that will still be true in...

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next time

Woah, calm down buddy. No reason why there should be a next time. Republicans are already creating projects as if there isn't.

Chadus_Maximus ,

That's such a German answer LMAO. It isn't legal in eastern Europe either but we still do it. We decide when it is appropriate and when it isn't.

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