BudgetBandit

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BudgetBandit ,

That mouth is usually hidden and only shows when they feed/eat/hunt. Golden feather Xenomorph

BudgetBandit ,

You randomly made me think of this video again :D

https://youtu.be/U_YBzJBa_mA?si=wzdfnRkP61b-KSme

BudgetBandit ,

Wasn't that the loveless corporate game that had all the cities literally just copied and rotated by a teeny bit?

BudgetBandit ,

Don't forget that there once was a time when smart people just added letters to words that don't do anything - like the b in debt, which was called det before.
Or when America got rid of Britains U after O because newspapers charged per letter.

BudgetBandit ,

"Verschlimmbessern" is the best one I've read somewhere.
It's the result of trying to fix it but you fail and make it worse.

Oh, and it's read as in red, not read as in rede

BudgetBandit ,

… do you have the slightest Idea what data your phone sends to Google? Heck, even chrome‘s like a keylogger for them.

And the next time someone says "I got nothing to hide“ just casually ask them to read their messages, mail, call logs, calendar…

They do have something to hide.

BudgetBandit ,

Nah. That’s just normal inner chitter chatter and the inability to focus. I spent so much time thinking about other being at any time, doing something.

Like imagining myself in 3 years from now giving a speech about coffee to a crowd of people.

I suggest you try meditating for some weeks and see if it gets any better.

BudgetBandit ,

Omg make this HemoGoblin a vampire and you have a DnD character / boss lol

BudgetBandit ,

Easy. Since you tell the truth, where’s the anaconda?

BudgetBandit ,

So it’s the same as always?

Which door would your brother say leads me out and then go through the other one?

BudgetBandit ,

Dude I’m hairy ass a gorilla since puberty.

BudgetBandit ,

Just fine hair like the one most women have on their face

BudgetBandit ,

Finally. The groundwork for pet elephants.

BudgetBandit ,

Actually yes. I think it’s written the wrong way because of the sublemmy?

BudgetBandit ,

Basically they… fall out from the head and wherever they land that’s their new place?

BudgetBandit ,

To me, piracy is a service problem.

"Oh, you don’t have Avatar the last airbender in HD because it was made on VHS hack in the days? Well this link over here got it."

BudgetBandit OP ,

I‘ve been avoiding people for my self-care since Harambe died for my sins. Now it’s time for others-harm

BudgetBandit ,

"Fetuses are babies too!“

I bet 97% of people would scream in horror if a fetus would crawl towards them

BudgetBandit ,

The whole world must learn our peaceful ways - by force!

BudgetBandit ,

Thank you for visualizing my comment. I did a 43 second google search and didn’t find it.

What is a gender neutral replacement for man, guys, buddy, etc?

So I've realized that in conversations I'll use traditional terms for men as general terms for all genders, both singularly and for groups. I always mean it well, but I've been thinking that it's not as inclusive to women/trans people....

BudgetBandit ,

Ah yes, any country from the EU. Like the made in Balkan vehicles with those adidas stripes 👌

BudgetBandit ,

Thanks to Pokémon I immediately knew what kind of fish the post was about…

BudgetBandit ,

I feel her… I said the same when I did keto…

BudgetBandit ,

✅ make electricity

✅ brain chip implant

✅ artificial intelligence

☑️ ethics

✅ fry brains

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