GottaLaff ,
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😴Via Acyn:

A source tells Ben Meiselas that is taking ‘full-on bonafide naps’ in the courtroom: Trump looked to be close to deep REM sleep. His lids are heavy..

jmax ,
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@GottaLaff I hope he snores.

Hotdog ,
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@GottaLaff I’ve watched several relatives succumb to dementia before death. Sleeping more and more of the time. Eventually their awake part of the day was reduced to an hour or two.

BernieDoesIt ,
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@GottaLaff He's just taking some executive time.

TidalFlats ,
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@GottaLaff
Don Van Winkle

HistoPol , (edited )
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@GottaLaff

The question is, IF is re-elected...what happens when he falls asleep at the helm?

Source:
https://www.cartoonstock.com/directory/a/asleep_at_the_wheel.asp

czarbucks ,
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@GottaLaff

And I saw that the RW media is saying this is just fine.

I hate to keep saying the same things, but can you IMAGINE what they would say if President Biden fell asleep anywhere?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@czarbucks It would be nonstop smears and ridicule on every media outlet

dbc3 ,
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@GottaLaff
I fell asleep and dropped my phone twice reading your excellent morning thread just now.😀but i only got 3 hrs sleep last night and now on a break from a boring honeydo project. I would probably be snoring loudly in his situation. Here's hoping that happens. Would people giggle?Would judge tell bailiff to shake him?

What a lovely thougjht!

GottaLaff OP ,
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@dbc3 You're not a schmuck who ridicules Biden endlessly for being sleepy. You're allowed.

schrodingerspat ,

@GottaLaff I think his people call it “Executive Time” 😂

ChrisHolladay ,
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@GottaLaff maybe the jury will get lucky and catch him dreaming of that time with Stormy before she cost him 130k.....odd how little things always seem to pop up.with him 🤔

rlstone4dems ,
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@GottaLaff Laffy: This is hilarious. I think TFG has a bad case of narcolepsy.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@rlstone4dems I don't. I think he's just a fraud who has zero stamina

rlstone4dems ,
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@GottaLaff I saw a photo of TFG, and thought to myself: Damn does he look... Ahhh, let's just put it this way: He looks older than he usually looks...

salliebecker ,
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@GottaLaff isn't worried. He has all his bases covered. And I imagine he already has at least one hush money juror in the bag. Owning the judicial system just continues to work for him. Republicans are winning the long game. Yesterday was a very bad day.

cherold ,
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@GottaLaff Wouldn't it be amazing if Trump fell asleep in the courtroom and then ... just never woke up. Like, he died while on criminal trial? That would be so perfect.

unfunnyryan ,
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@GottaLaff add one more item to the "Imagine if Joe Biden did this" list.

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pixelpusher220 ,
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@GottaLaff is sleeping during your trial considered contempt?

GottaLaff OP ,
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@pixelpusher220 I hope so

Dr_Elizabeth97 ,
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@GottaLaff , I hope he is having nightmares about prison.

GottaLaff OP ,
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@Dr_Elizabeth97 I wish he'd wake up screaming in fear, in the courtroom

mloxton ,
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@GottaLaff
Pifflesticks!

I want him to have gastric reflux during one of his naps, and wake up choking on vomit and then audibly shit himself in panic

@Dr_Elizabeth97

GottaLaff OP ,
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mloxton ,
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@GottaLaff

I am but a man of modest desires and tepid imagination, as you can see.

@Dr_Elizabeth97

HistoPol ,
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@GottaLaff

Nice idea, not nearly enough, but a start.

@Dr_Elizabeth97

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